all right let's do the yeah this guy right here the the watering hole let's
do that next and then we can hit up right afterwards although I have almost
no ammo almost no ammo at all
we will be spotted
all right there we go let's uh here we go oh the pigs gonna freak them out nice
quiet and deadly Horatio's dan you're making a mess okay that's right did he
kill the other guy there we go
most deadliest pig in the game all right what's up good sir I know he's stalking
someone someone is not dead we got that guy no okay I think we're good yeah
thank you so much you don't understand I've been trapped here for months
see the highwayman dragged me out to this camp and they had me working on
stuff for the twins I need to get back home
I got a getaway ride all ready to go come on let's get moving before more of
those sons of bitches show up names Nick by the way nice to meet you nice to meet
you too all right we're - all right we're gonna follow this difficulty is in
the epic range where you going okay I think oh wait wait where are you going
man
okay good cheese this game it could be so messed up all good Oh mr. kuffs my
Ames yo yeah
I don't know what's gonna put me I don't I mean I did technically take boy did I
take the out place cuz it didn't I think I got to follow him I think i'ma have to
take it again afterwards cuz normally does that whole schwa
noise and everything okay let's go right let's go right there we go that that's
what I was supposed to do oh this guy I should not have used the mall time I got
it I could have gotten better are you kidding me
he's down he's down for the count and he's sliding back you get to go man you
get to go okay let's go
liberate the outpost come on it's just a pie hit um I want to go liberate the
hell post though where we were at we didn't finish it well I mean at least
we're gonna get Papa Bear back at the camp
what
what are you shooting at the Eagle of this thing
basic wait what all in here this was not in there before no way wait for ride
into the vehicle I'm not doing anything but I got to go back for you
Wow oh my gosh okay you know what
there maybe now maybe now he'll get in
Oh Bob's discovered Aviation I've also discovered a guy that doesn't want to
get into a boat
all right come on
just get in the stupid flame okay pilot vehicle
Oh on maybe I gotta be in here oh I didn't expect that to hit them yeah oh
my god okay oops okay now get in finally oh my gosh
the vehicle must not be destroyed okay hold on here lunch
it is definitely not a flier that's for sure
oh my gosh
I'm up
can I not fly it all oh dude I'm literally just flying like a corpse of a
plane around that fly I'm driving a corpse of a plane around
Wow
Wow
this is amazing vehicle must not be destroyed
I don't know where to go man are we dipping oh come on that would've dove
down a lot more
oh can I get a beer oh snap
oh shit I'm stuck
not good not good
use the medkit pop the pills oh this vehicle is almost destroyed not good
I'm like like three shots away get away from those goons and believe me
I've tried I went snuck two of them down with the
Dark Prince before they ganged up on me said if I ever tried anything like that
again they'd kill my family only good thing that came out of that was here and
they're still alive it's been so long since I've been home since we've been
all together oh no no oops
that was it oops I hit Yun accident
yeah that guy's down
guys oh I got a parking there we go
why was there a cow in there oh my gosh okay
Carmina do you know where my wire cutters are
Jim no way put them here something
you messed up
you lose something darlin
hey baby
hey you know if you're busy I could always come back No
hated us sad moment thank you
tears of joy Oh God working through get a New Eden to help man I need one more
to buff it up
they're gonna pick in town you oh my god yeah anyone more specialist and then for
facility upgrades to go so I got upgraded four more times I'm gonna see
if I can upgrade the the workbench over here I can I can only do I can only up
wait oh I have to be level three to upgrade it plumber that's a real letdown
all right let's upgrade this man I need 700 methanol oh man just so I can get my
weapons to mate so I can make legendary weapons all right and I should be that's
300 what's cheaper what's cheaper lever 3 I can't do anything there 125 I'll do
that one that's
and I might have to do the training Jared oh my gosh that pigs is flying by
yeah is is my Pig feller
and then there's timber over there just chasing his own tail all right and then
how much I got we've got four hundred and seven as well I'm at right now I
don't think there's anything over here no there's not
well I think the only thing I need now is the units
yeah the specialties so there's one more person to get
nice
oh boy her far cry 5 dude so nice ok roster I'm sorry my dude I let you die
pig coming in what's going on buddy I mean you look dang familiar like as if
as if we've done this before and some some endless haunting loop for which
neither of us may ever escape huh I know who I'm Herc and I'm real glad you
showed up I'm looking for a driver a driver with a prowess for unregulated
violence as if they were a younger me well no doubt you've probably heard of
my legend my many outlaw adventures you know both in and out of the boudoir well
all the stories you heard are true including the one about me liberating
the country with a bunch of monkeys I trained in a deadly art of edge weaponry
but I forsake that life of fame and fortune and all his trappings to settle
down I start a business my cousin man we made party liquor I found love the woman
of my dreams man we had a baby it was a good life man a peaceful life but then
then he's highwaymen they came and they took it all from me
they took my distillery they took my ride
they took my woman and they tried to take my baby they made this personal so
now I'm a coach I'm quick on their asses I'm a fucking take from them starting
with my ride so I need you to be my wheel man a fearless companion willing
to risk life and limb while I blow the fuck up out of everyone that stands in
my goddamn way like I'm the jizz master MC captain I don't know what that is man
I got carried away jizmaster MC captain's just sound like
just sound like a fucking boss to me man I feel like a boss man I'm a fucking
boss mother will you join me on this path of vengeance if you do me and the
monkey gods will reward you with spoils down your wildest dreams
party liquor pornographic VHS tapes cool guns pornographic VHS tapes oh my gosh
alright yeah yeah we're definitely doing her fucking boner on four wheels man I
ain't even kidding neither it's like the fastest car in the West
not even the highway man can catch this thing I'm here David Hasselhoff called
me up once and he was like no between you and me man it's a fucking bitch let
me talk about getting your ride I told me fucking take a hack man that's
probably why they stole it in the first place all just jealous of how fast it
goes how sexy I look when I'm driving off with they're so petty
well joke's on them i booby-trapped that car and they could never look at sexy
inner confidence is shining through it's all about confidence which is why they
brought in here to disable the trap but you know I got to him first
hold up hold up hold up hold up better let me turn off that reset before you
get in no that's not it oh here here we go oh sweet
go back and tip your butthole oh my god yeah sure sure we'll go let's go there
that's that's the booby trap it turns out I guess I didn't I didn't disarm it
okay well no big deal should be fine so he's gonna stop more than like a couple
seconds
whoa whoa oh dude this is cool
do this this vehicle is amazing I'm crushing them I think I heard bones
crunch oh man pheasants
it's gonna blow
that's a little close
oh my god Oh shift is Auto okay
this kitty was meant to power
I swear this car is real fast when it's up and running this is
oh hell yeah
this supposed to be like the end
gotta hit the barrels man gotta hit the barrels
Oh didn't mean to get out I did it again
fuck this car and all my memories attached to it it's too slow man let's
let's just jump out of this junker run like the fuckin watch it explode come
out whoever you are
oh I think I messed up I know we were only going like five miles an hour my
heart is pounding - my dick is hard that was that was intense look like
explosions and gunfire and fucking byes in and and we couldn't stop or we was
gonna die was like it was like speed but slow-motion man shit shit whoa man and
you know I was gonna give you the car as a reward but but don't worry I can make
you another one and I promise I promise I'll go faster okay
you know I'm thinking I'm thinking that we made a pretty good team here okay I
can see you kind of feeling it too so if you want we can we can continue down
this path of vengeance and and we can bust some more heads man you know just
just just give me a call anytime I'm I'm usually free nice all right will do will
do man thank you for your time days of blunder
complete oh man and the gift horse open in the
rosters oh that's gonna be so dope oh shit hold on
let's going the other way okay anyways honestly I'm probably gonna give a call
it a night for right now I appreciate anyone that's well I mean
that's one way to stop it
goodbye oh man there we go fantastic anyways there we go I'm gonna
call it a night have a wonderful one I appreciate you for staying for so long
I'm gonna end up playing some more of this tomorrow afternoon I've got
tomorrow off due to the holiday which I was a surprise that I got that off but
anyways explosions for the end man Herc Herc is amazing I'm kind of like kind of
in love cuz damn he's doing his thing what his thing just blowing people up
anyways have a wonderful night I will see you guys tomorrow afternoon or today
afternoon I should say till then have a wonderful night for morning whatever it
is for you
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