- What's that? Chump change?
- Nope
- That is whats left of the recycling money.
- Oh, from the cans in the garage?
- Noooo
- The pizza in the refrigerator.
- Man....I was gonna eat that.
- Really?
- Yes, I mean, I like money but-
- I like to eat too.
- How's Todd?
- He's good.
- He's good.
- So...
- Did you spend the rest of your money on tokens?
- Well-
- You know me...
- I love that family friendly atmosphere.
- Oh you know my favorite game there is the one where the light spins around really
fast and then you gotta hit the button- you gotta hit the button on the right
spot and it gives you all them tickets! Aw I love that game!
-Yeah, yeah, I know that game. Yeah.
[Exhale]
- Good times.
- What are you doing?
- Just taking a little stroll down memory lane.
- You mean you are making a song about exactly what happened today?
- Yep
>>RAFEEO: 🎵I about flipped my lid, I was short on cash. Last night I spent my tokens just
>>RAFEEO: 🎵 like I was a little kid. I grabbed my prize with all my tickets, headed back to
>>RAFEEO: 🎵the table to meet my friends. There were five slices left but just one crust plus
>>RAFEEO: 🎵one greasy napkin that one piece had touched. So we asked for a box to go, looked
>>RAFEEO: 🎵in my pockets...nope, still short on dough. Then I remembered something I saw on a
>>RAFEEO: 🎵YouTube video, a conspiracy about recycled pizzas. The idea sounds gross
>>RAFEEO: 🎵and I hope it wasn't true, but then I gaze at all those hot shape slices. I
>>RAFEEO: 🎵got an idea that could be awesome, so I pulled up that video of Shane Dawson.
>>RAFEEO: 🎵Then my friend said "Hey, the number of slices of pizza is odd and there are
>>RAFEEO: 🎵five slices and six of us. Let's make a deal with our server named
>>RAFEEO: 🎵Todd. I overheard him say he was short on pepperoni slices and maybe he could
>>RAFEEO: 🎵cobble together a new half cheese, half pepperoni for that kid's pizza party two
>>RAFEEO: 🎵tables down from us and give us a difference in cash to make a quote
>>RAFEEO: 🎵unquote new pizza." Maybe make some Chuck E. Change
>>RAFEEO: 🎵Where pizza can be pizza again. No Chuck E. please. Take my pizza recycle, reduce,
>>RAFEEO: 🎵 reuse. Add some extra cheese. Who cares? I guess a lot of people do. Maybe all those
>>RAFEEO: 🎵internet pictures are true. I said I don't know,
>>RAFEEO: 🎵but it might be worth a shot. So we hopped into the car, we started the car. Moved the
>>RAFEEO: 🎵seat back just a little too far. I almost smashed the pizza, so I threw
>>RAFEEO: 🎵the pizza into the backseat. Half was cheese, the other half was meat. We pull up to
>>RAFEEO: 🎵the back and there was Todd. He was playing on his phone. I said if this plan
>>RAFEEO: 🎵works, won't life be sweet? I said it might be sweet if they were chucking
>>RAFEEO: 🎵money at my feet. It sounds a bit deranged. We could both
>>RAFEEO: 🎵use some Chuck E. Change. Where pizza can be pizza again. No Chuck E. please. Take my
>>RAFEEO: 🎵pizza recycle, reduce, reuse. Add some extra cheese. Now look it's as good as new.
>>RAFEEO: 🎵Todd was there to meet us at the door. There were four people just ahead
>>RAFEEO: 🎵looking to score. And so they did and we did too, as complaints could be heard
>>RAFEEO: 🎵saying "This is hard to chew." No matter. I got my Chuck E. Change. Where pizza can
>>RAFEEO: 🎵be pizza again. No Chuck E. please. Take my pizza recycle, reduce, reuse. Add some
>>RAFEEO: 🎵 extra cheese. Has this ever happened to youuuuuuuuuuu?
- Ok...
- first of all...
- great song.
- Ah, thank you, ah thank you.
- Second of all...
- where's our dog?
- Oh, I left him at Jung Wa's place.
- He's got this really nice Korean restaurant...you've been there.
- You did what??
- Ooohhhh....
[Awkward silence]
[Restaurant sounds]
[Dogs barking]
[Dogs growling]
>>RAFEEO: See, no dogs were harmed.
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