Their sensei Cassidy-san was a charismatic guy who elevated griefing into an art form
But the free world of cassidy-san and his sidekick
a moody easterner (Japan) with a fast katana known as Cooldown Kid
was based on a bad game that was rapidly dying
♫ Music - Take that deaf people ♫
Mid roll
Oooh
♫ Music - Just use your imagination deaf people ♫
The whole squad is full of small manhooded homosexuals
small manhooded africans
do you guys perform oral sex on other men
because I would love to watch
Can you turn off your stinking MIC SPAM
This is how you get him to stop
Alright, now someone else needs to do it
Just don't run in each other's molotov
WOAH WHATS WRONG COME ON DICKHEAD
Shut the fuck up
Ever been to like a rodeo or something?
Its kinda like that
Yo move move move move
I'm a hypocrite
Sorry, misclick
Oh noooooo
Sorry, misclick
Cause of what I just did
I love shooting in my own mouth
How am I racist?
No space
kill yourself green
im gonna eat your ass
Fuck, theyre coming long doors, can somebody molly it off?
Sorry, misclick
Sorry, misclick
it was a misclick
Plus they don't ban you for doing that anymore, you can kill at the start, so thats pretty cool
I'd recommend doing it back but youd probably miss
Oh my Kami-sama
Oh no, hes gonna try to go in my fire please no
Oh, I see yall two are queued
What the fuck is 0,255,0 doing?
green get the fuck off of him
what are you doing?
Oh my Kami-sama
[Gibberish]
What?
About what, what did I do?
What did I do???
Its over
We're just gonna win now, lets go
ORANGE FUCKING STOP DUDE
He would but you guys arn't good
He only stops for pro gamers
Youre in our squad, youre just as bad as us
shut the fuck up
owned white boy
Blau Dummkopf
Ciniy Idiot
Nice One-Good Gamer-Three Rs
N-1-G-G-3-R
[Gamer Lingo] Molly it off
Mark what?
NOOOO Nooo
Whats wrong with you faggot
Why'd you leave?
SHHH SHHH SHHH SHHH
I CAN'T HEAR
Fucking move dude
Youve been running around tossing bombs and not even fired a single time
I have two eliminations
Kay sa dee
SHUT THE FUCK UP
you didn't kill him
Adios
Nigga this is my fuckin-- Thats my ringtone
♫ Music ♫
Konnichiwa
Can you not?
I swear
Please don't do that
Blue is so freaking annoying
Can we kick him or something?
Hes probably queued
mean words :(
Why?
cuz youre spammin'
Whos not saying yes?
[Gibberish]
[Long breath] Whos not kicking him?
Purple
I did
No you didn't, thats a buncha--
Yeah I did
You start the kick then
Yeah, you start the vote
I can't
You can
Alright yellow start the kick
Start it
Purchasing Items give me a moment
Start it
Start the kick
Trying to get stuff
Start the kick im waiting
Ok
We're waiting yellow
Ok
kick him
kick him, yellow
Ok
kick him
Ok
We're still waiting
Alright
I voted yes
Alright
I voted yes
Alright yellow
Im gonna vote yes
vote yes then
I did
No you didn't
Yeah I did
Thats clearly me
Im trying to vote for myself, but its not working
Why don't you start the vote you idiot
I can't
Come on dude Oh my Kami-sama its this kid
OH MY KAMI-SAMA
dude stooooop
I hate kids like him
freakin unassigned is so annoying
I hate kids like him
You sound pretty young yourself
Its annoying
Im trying to actually unironically literally play
bitch stop
dude stop doing that
I speak dick?
[Gibberish]
dude stoooop
stoooop
soooo annoying
Kami-sama unassigned
Help out, Kami-sama unassigned
Flashbang Kami over here
yo fam can you stop doing that
KICK HIM FUCKING I SWEAR TO FUCKING KAMI-SAMA
oh shiiiit
I love that movie?
Who the fuck just shot me?
I just betrayed my comrade
oh shiiiiit
You don't need to kill--
Why would you do this?
Rush
[Gibberish]
Is purple your kanojo?
She ate three meals in college
Did you say "She is streaming on twitch"?
Shut the fuck up
Wait, so, if youre actually a girl (male)
Does that mean youre in a male to female (male) relationship with this guy purp- uh, orange over here?
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
☪ Thats Haram ☪
Woah dude what are you doing? What are you doing??
Im a hypocrite
GREEN!
Greens making me mad :(
Green please stop
Cassidy-san shut up
shut up x2
shut up x3
!!! Im reporting you to Valve for griefing, youre being a bitch !!!
and mic spam
bruh can you honestly literally actually shut the fuck up
Purple needs to speed up
I won't vote because voting is democratic
and I don't believe in a democracy
because youre his friend of course you don't believe in voting
Kami-sama dude
JUST VOTE HIM OUT
Can you move, please?
Im reporting green for griefing
!!! After this game ill report you to Valve !!!
for griefing :(
ill give you two FREE skins if you press f1
I dont need skins
☪ I have Allah ☪
Youre breathing really heavy are you fat?
Please f1
Please f1 x2
Can we kick this kid?
Angel just *like* disconnected
That means we can kick him!
Hurry hurry go go go go
f1 f1 f1 kick him kick him
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Holy Shit!
You won't kill me
You won't shoot me
I don't plan on it man
Arn't you like tired of pressing that button?
Probably has... Probably has... Uhhhh
fuckin....
[Gamer speak]
oops
Who did I kill?
killed purple
So yellow
Youre gonna have a vacation before school
Weird bug
This kid does it every time
Who hasn't killed him yet?
Blue hasn't killed him yet, there we go
Kill green
Why would I shoot a man?
Who did that?
Ok im going to castrate myself with a 2x4
Going somewhere?
Youre in my way
Flash me, flash me
Im a hypocrite
Goodbye
Wait whered he--
Whered he-- oh my...
baka
ah youre lagging
Oh my Kami-sama
Actually I got to go somewhere so....
Whats up Green?
Bro FUCKING KAMI-SAMA
[Background] What-what colour is he?
WHHHHHY?
STOP!
Hey buddy im retarded and got *seven* of my accounts banned and I can tell you right now youre haxxing
Can I please headshot you so I can get a 24 hour ban?
Go for it dude
Watch out yellow
Move your large taint
I will fucking blow you
--r brains out
Can you fuck off?
You fucking bitches
Blue are you from a land down under?
Are you a fucking beast?
Get the fuck outta my way
Umm yellow can you swallow a mighty pork sword
and tell green to relocate?
Burn in hell green
YES! YAAAAS!
Allahu Ackbar
What?
I fucking killed you bro
Seriously he didn't get kicked?
What happened?
the fuck?
Wanna try the new patch ill buy you an AWP
[Gibberish]
Oh shit
Will you quit?
Quit with that dude
Come on green it was funny the first time
I say we vote to kick him
Whos the last one hit f2?
Oh no he keeps doing it hit f1
Do that one more time... I Swear to Kami-sama
Hey sundae kid, kill this kid
and then report him for griefing
Alright can you guys kick me
I literally can't play with you guys
im about to be overdramatic over a video game
Jeez dude
[Gibberish] disconnect I don't even care
Did you just ask me why?
Dude you [Gibberish] be overdramatic over a video game
[Gibberish]
I fixed it, ill FUCKING copy and paste it below for you guys
Nice try Cassidy-san youre smart dude
Prides stop
Stop what?
Spamming
Giving power to the trollz
You actually literally bascially ran into his fire dude
Be right back getting some water guys
[Gibberish] Yellow
Youre just gonna hold onto the bomb and block us
[Radio Static]
Can't hear you dude
[Radio Static]
Only static
Thanks
Oy youre a cock
The fuck is this shit
What is going on?
Can you stop flashing, Orange?
Orange I hate you so much
Fucking blue stop
BLUE BLUE
For fuck's sake
Hey green is that reviewbra on your picture
can you guys like just stop MEMEING xd xd for a second and votekick this guy?
[Reviewbra vid over mic]
Yeah that was flashy, fucking dick I hate you
that was like the worst fucking warmup ive ever been in
Bro this is gonna make me be overdramatic about a video game I swear to Kami-sama
Shoot I did it on purpose im sorry
Say no to that
NOOOO
You know you spelled laf wrong?
this is what happens when you spell laufph wrong
[Mockingly] Yeah I havnt played in a year
I hate my laughing
But you won't click f1 though cause you guys are cats
cause your Cassidy-san
You look like Cassidy-san
Like no joke, like no joke
I would literally actually unironically definitly basically stick a usb in your nose
[Gamer noises]
Youre saltier than a pile of bricks (???)
eeeeerrrreeeeee
But the funny part is you won't kill be again cause youre a cat and a female dog
[Gamer noises]
Imagine like gay anal but with you and youre recieving and im having gay power fantasies
Uh you you you can speak down syndrome my bad
[Gamer speak]
Damn bro can you stop betraying the cause
Bro so toxic, but oh my Kami-sama
Imagine wait wait hol up hol up
Imagine if your name was cassidy
I could imagine being a faggot
fucking faggot
and he trollz
[Gamer Noises]
[Loud]
Cassidy imagine if your name didnt name you cassidy (???)
and you became what I consider good
Can you stop throwing, thrower piece of shit
[Gamer Noises]
Do you just want to play Minecraft?
Are you ok?
Do you want to play Minecraft [Gibberish]
My mom says im cool
[Gibberish]
[Unintelligible]
[Low Hanging Fruit]
Nigga you special
Im just playing some Minecraft
Shut the fuck up
You don't have to be some mean [Gibberish]
[Gibberish]
Im actually not being mean
Alright orange so you can perform oral
My dad [Gibberish] Dude shut the fuck up
and perform oral bro
Thats the best orange juice? youll ever get nigger (???)
Can you stop sounding like a fucking nigger?
Oh shit youre alot more saying nigger (?)
I ain't cool with that shit
Don't say the nigger word
I don't give a fuck shouldnt even have [Gibberish] ooga booga
Are you ok orange?
Thats what im asking
[Grumbling]
[Gibberish]
Dude are you artistic?
You just have to stop being so black
You don't to be such a fucking potato
Oh fucking dick
Youre a fucking dick you know orange?
[Gibberish] Hillary (?)
You fucking niiiiiiigger
[Gibberish]
Nigga what language you speaking
Nigga speaking some like alien ass language
Nigga I like your potato
Just fucking f1 please
Green honestly youre one of the dumbest niggers I know
Hey hey hey don't say the nigger word
Nigga im black so I can say it
Ew why?
Im mixed nigga
thats disgusting
I know we're fucking monkeys
Yellow what the fuck
Yellow
Why you bully?
Why you bully?
Fire grenade please
yes please molotov
Yellow they pushing A
Throw molotov
Throw molotov A
Throw molotov
Molotov
Molotov Molotov
YAH its Yellow
no its fucking Yellow
what? what did I do?
Press f1
im not cheating
But is he cheating?
Yeah hes a cheater, well hes not cheating but hes uhhh
griefing...
Why would I kick him if hes not cheating?
[Gamer lingo]
Its yellow
Its me what? Im talking
Its you not trying to kick him
I am trying to play the game, what?
Trying to kick him
Im trying to play the game right now
F1
why?
Just do it
Why would I do it, you have to give me a reason
Hes griefing
Is he?
Yes?
I don't see it
Hes been spamming chat
and im muting sundae kid (fucking Americans and their sundaes)
Ive had him muted
Im gonna unmute sundae kid for a minute
what?
H-hey buddy
Yeah?
How much do you weigh?
190
Kami-sama, I bet youre fucking 4'4"
im 6'4" (for realsies)
minus 2 foot
nah 6'4"
thats uh 4'4" damn
you got a hearing problem
I said 6'4" you alright?
Im from tennessee I can't do math my hearings fine
You mad white boy, huh?
yeah im mad that were losing in silver
yeah man like, Islam invented everything
e-excuse me?
Yeah Islam invented everything
Dumb whitey
ficki ficki
Im gonna mute you back :(
enjoy being obese
ficki ficki
Dont!
How do you even?
Oh my Kami-sama Green
Youre amazing retard I hope you die
Why do you guys support Israel?
Please burn in hell
Im not going to hell
Im going to heaven where im going to recieve my 72 virgins
☪ Praise Allah ☪
Dude I can hear your fucking chins
Are you alright, you said you were going to mute me
Coudln't resist?
yeah dude just uh sit in spawn and draw circles
--after the south park premiere (?)
what?
Do you think he'll wait till after the south park premiere?
no
[I dont remember what I said]
[Girl Gamer noises]
no
you're actually like really nice too
me?
yeah you so thats like a nice change to--
Yeah that is very nice, but Allah smites him!
Allah smites him now!
You know that kid you were just talking to (girl name)
Yeah, he just got banned because these kids griefed so hard
[Explaining decoys to girl gamer]
[nice blog]
Now theyre dick hugging me
you should take the bot and die if you want to lose
Inshallah brother
Inshallah
[nice blog]
Can't wait to lay down and play fucking mortys
right?
Inshallah
Get get a fucking job
Yeah I got Moorish internet
What is that?
Youre the dumbest mother fucker ive ever met-- Ive got the lowest ping here, moorish internet
Im trying to be his friend though
nah kids a dumb mother fucker who is obese
nah hes cool I like him
so you like the kid whos doing badly in a video game?
[Girl Gamer noises]
[Girl Gamer noises]
Youre a stupid motherfucker
I love Muslims
im a hypocrite
Inshallah
[Girl Gamer noises]
And I want to ask you a few question is that alright? Can I ask you some stuff?
Right, right
Wonderful, awesome, umm
We had a discussion at the studio and we wanted to find out what the best race is
Do you have any opinion on that?
Ummmmm, I dont know
Come on you have to have one?
Theres that one that like, yeah thats a better race than the other one
Your favorite race like you know what a race is right?
Yeah like black person and white person
Yeah so whats your favorite race?
Car race!
The car race?
Motherfucker that was actually the joke
Green please stoooop
Oh my Kami-sama
Just mute him
Dude its so fucking annoying what is he doing
Hes blocking the door I can't get through
Blocking him won't do anything
Oh my Kami-sama
This kid is so-- how do you mute this shit
Yellow is queued with him
"Yellow is queued with him" what did he mean by this?
Yo yo, I know how to fix it
Press ignore radio
Whos not pressing yes?
PURPLE F1
Keyboard is a bit old
Its uh IBM
What the hell you can't press f1 thats so fucking stupid
Well its an IBM keyboard
I don't know what the fuck that means
[I like Computers]
I clicked f1
No you didnt
Yeah I did
Count to five second
Then press f1 to prove it
So we have a little bit of throwers-- this is not my main so I don't care
Is orange A-F-K?
Yeah, he might be green's little buddy
Thats a cool hat in tf2 I have a botnet open
Im gonna try to if I can uh yaknow, make myself look cool for some guys in a csgo game
Do you know how to vote?
Yeah
You like go to the ballot box
♫ Music noises ♫
What the fuck, please stoooop
Why would you do something so stupid
How do you even buy them that fast
Oh my god stop throwing them damn things
Why?!
WHY?!
What do you mena were winning
[Gamer noises]
Shut up please
If this nigger didn't stop fucking talking, shut up
Stop team killing my please its not nice
Shut up you stupid not Cassidy-san
Oh my Kami-sama
Oh my Kami-sama!
Oh my Kami-sama!!
Come on, one more!
Come on Cassidy-san, please
Please Cassidy-san Please!
GURETO KAMI-SAMA
Pleeeease
Oh my Kami-sama, theyre queued arn't they
Im not kicking team mates dude
Pleeeeease!
Pleeeease!!
Cassidy-san
[Gamer noises]
[Gamer noises]
If you shot me I wouldn't have died, you would have gotten a week ban though
You would have got a ban, you would have got kicked from the game
O-oh ok
I guess they took away the whole instant if you kill your team mates at round start
Why the fuck are you using my name?
aaaand?
Have you seen that show 13 reasons why?
Cause you just kinda killed yourself
Like what virgin
Youre not fooling anyone
Stacy is over at my place virgin
You got so much better stuff to do right purple?
This is why stacy doesn't love you
Shes all over me
And my THUNDERCOCK
The fucks a trower?
The fuck are you stupid?
Dumb virgin making shit up
[Gibberish]
Shut the fuck up you nigger
[Gibberish]
Youre not gonna shoot [Girl Gamer noises]
I just did, did you see it?
No you didn't
[Gamer Talk]
Shoot me, fucking shoot me this round
Wait, why don't you shoot me?
I will, im gonna shoot you right now
I don't know kinda sounds like youre being a fucking pussy
Shoot me back, youre too scared arn't you?
Shoot me back
Shoot me
[Wait a second]
[Is that a boy?]
[I think thats actually a boy]
[Holy shit thats definitely a boy]
[What the fuck]
I like how you havn't domed him yet
Yeah I mean your kinda not really showing anything
[Boy noises]
Pretty bad shot
[Am I the only one who thought that was a girl originally?]
He did
Yeah, remember?
[wew]
Right in the leg
[Boy noises]
Shoot me, please shoot me
Yeah dude, shoot me first
You never even got him back
Youre doing this whole--
Youre friends an idiot
I don't even care
I don't even care
It kinda seems alot like you cared
the entire time
Remember when you missed me?
Does that mean you have to kiss me?
Wow you suck
youre bad
[Gremlin noises]
[Gremlin noises]
Shut your bitch ass up
Shoot me in the head
Make me
Shoot me, Shooot meeee
SHOOTME
no
kill me, killll meee
[Gremlin noises]
kill him
Uh Oh
Uh Oh
[Gremlin noises]
Guys kick me
If you guys kick me then we can win
No.
Whyd you steal my colour?
And youre only 5? (?)
Why?
Im only 5? (I guess I was right)
Man, shut the fuck up doood youre getting on my nerves
I think blau is throwing
Im just trying to get fucking kills
He has me trapped here
Im just trying to get through
[Gamer noises]
Maybe if blau would have fucking moved
Dudette
[Gamer lingo who gives a fuck]
Thats what I want to know
like im serious, Azul... Azul
Hey Im talking--
Why is he doing that?
Im fucking, Im fucking done with you :(
Blue are you seriously blocking the way again
*mockingly* are you seriously like blocking again
Shut the fuck up faggot
Can we just vote orange off please hes being a douchebad
Nah
I want to stay on this island sir
Hes fucking trolling, hes griefing
and im done with it, im done with it
its 4am in the morning, I don't want to deal with this kid
Sorry what, I wasn't blocking anything
Yeah, I fucking saw you dudess
TWICE
[Grumbling]
[Too much noise]
[Can you just stop talking over each other]
Can you play the fucking game or just leave
I don't want shit, I dont want anything from you
[Elliot Rodger]
Tell me more
*voice crack* I fucking hate you
Tell me more about how girls like us should kill ourselves
You're also a girl right?
Oh, im not a girl
Youre not a girl?
You said you were, I said girls like us and you agreed with me
I hope you get cancer/aids/ebola/chicken pox
Oh my Kami-sama how will I survive
Eight year olds more mature than her dude
Why are you meeting up with eight year olds?
On counter strike obviously
Youre meeting up with eight year olds online???
I can't handle the truth im muting her
You trying to lure them
gg
literally about to find out where you live !!! HACKER ALERT !!!
Are you really dude, oh nooo
Im concerned
Please do not do that
Yes
Where do I live?
Id love to know where I live
Ive never seen my address before
Im locked in this french mountain base
Some guys been at your door dudette
I hope you get fucked
Wait what?
Wew
I don't want to sub this
Question mark? nine months
Please don't
*voice crack* just f1 please
You even voice cracked
For extra effect
Way to put him down hes going through puberty
congradulations
"congradulations" whats your excuse?
My excuse is dumb bitches like hueou
Just waste my time on my video game
If you actually cared to play an electronic toy seriously
I don't even know why youre on it right now
Youre LITERALLY wasting EVERYONES time
Youre wasting ten-- nine people's time right now
Simply because youre want to be an attention whore
I love getting attention
Cause youre a slut clearly, its in your name
hashtag another olivia yeah it is in my name
my name is actually olivia howd you know that?
thats ACTUALLY super crazy
[Gamer Speak]
#slutshaming
She might as well be the fucking mascot
Oooh I could be a mascot
Could I dress up as The Toronto Blue Jays™
Knowing you, youd probably just skimp it up
Skimp it up?
I don't know how Id do that when im full of feathers
Yeah and I hope you fucking choke on them too
My truck?
Im sorry I have a fucking bitch screaming in my ear
Don't call me, a kid, kid
Youre actually like 5 though
[Something] you are, kid
Im pretty sure you got raped by your dad
Yeah, I love my daddy
[Gibberish] address of a fucking 13 year old girl
Damn and hes salty about it
Are you allowing the shadow archetype to overtake you because youre 13?
Grün, shut the fuck up please
BRO YOURE SO BAD
Bruh...
Wheres the fireworks?
Do it, Green
Frickin scaredy cat
You don't want to get a ban do you?
Ive !!!REPORTED!!! him for griefing
and if I kill him thats gonna be completely...
like...
If enough people report him...
but I kill him, hes not gonna get banned (ok)
SHUT THE FUCK UP GREEN
Oh my Kami-sama I swear
[Gibberish] FUCK YOU
Youre gonna !!!DOX!!! me dude? Youre such a rat
Hey go kill yourself Youre gonna !!!DOX!!! me?
(I repeat things alot)
Youre a random kill yourself
Woah im random dude?
Woah dude whats this gamer
woooaah duuuude
Got some gamer terminology up in here
are you hackerman dude?
most powerful haxxor in the world dude bro youre so ugly dude
yeah, cause you can see me right?
With your hacker powers, right?
Woah thats crazy dude
You got a face cam right on you ;)
You having fun orange?
I mean you look like a whale so that figures (?)
You know how I look your your hacker powers right?
Say I won't shoot you
You're right
But hes not too scared to shoot me
Blue I appreciate that youre not...
completely, uh, a fuckwad
artistic like green
NEVERMIND
FUCK NIGGERS
WHERE ARE THESE KIDS FUCKING COMING FROM
(Saying it to get people mad > Getting mad and saying it)
Greens not really...
good at throwing
[Gibberish in American]
All hes doing is blocking my way
You gotta up your game a little green
Toss some firecrackers, toke up a bit
maybe molly
I want to see some good griefing from you
Green lets do it come on
I want to see some Proper Griefing™
Im expecting a lot from you green
I want flashes, decoys, the snake maneuver
where you just.. always do that (?)
Hes sad cause we all muted him :(
Its a sad time green im sorry
Hes telling me every round how sad he is :(
awww man
Poor green, poor guy
Tell him to skewer his articulatio radio carpea
Kinda sad that hes this bad at throwing
Nooooooooo
KAMI-SAMA HAS BETRAYED ME
Gill urselv bls
Youre the most le toxic player ive ever seen
Ive never hoped someone in my virtual toy gets cancer before
Well I don't give a fuck if im toxic
Atleast im taking my toy seriously
dead
You and your friend
Whats worse?
Being bad at a toy
like yourself
and your friend
Hey remember when your friends got off?
Youre so good green I love it
Green are you gonna go?
Is this for your trolling youtube channel?
Who has a trolling youtube channel?
thats fucking gay
Hope you fucking die loser
Oh my finger slipped sorry about that
No problem dude
Uhhh fuck all of yall hope you go to uhhh hell
*aroused* Holy shit yellow stop, I can't, im losing my mind
Cause hes asian
Duuuuuuuude
Youre so fucking....
okay...
Youre reported
Holy shit im gonna leave the game--
[Girl Gamer noises]
Oh blue imagine if you could have yellow as a bot
Rather than as a reh tard
Black lives don't matter
Uhhhh, excuse me white boy
Youre trapped to make amends
For the horrors you committed against my ancestors
You killed an unarmed black man
and you will suffer for this
you will suffer for this
You don't even have a kill
"I don't even have a kill"
I clearly have a kill, I killed you dumb dumb
You forget about that whitey?
Im not even white
Oh yeah sure youre not
People like you ruin this game
'Scuse me?
This games garbage man
This games garb--
You need a real game like 2k18 dude
Ill kill him this round everyone decoy spawn
Alright decoy right now
Nice
Okay see ya later white boy
We wuz kangz
[Plane noises]
Someones seems a little bit salty xd
Kill me again, you won't
Theyre all salty xd xd
Him and orange are salty splatoons xd
I mean maybe we could win if you ya know stopped ya know griefing and stuff ya know?
Yellow and freaking orange is griefing
I like.... I like how you two are salty
but youre the reason why were losing
Glad those two are muted
Fucking reporting your ass you retard
Let me say it loud and clear
You are a fucking... loser
I can't hear anything dumb fuck
Whered your salty friend go?
I thought we were the salty ones
Stop flashing you fucking idiot
Fucking stop dude youre annoying
Wrong guy, wrong guy
don't ban him
wrong guy, don't kick
Vote?
GUYS!! Are you serious?
Why, why, why does that--
Does that feel you good or something?
Thats fucking annoying
wa what
[Foreign gibberish] He doesn't do it when hes dead
RUN!
[Confused gamer]
Fuck me bro, why do we have an afk right now
FUCK!
bad dude
woah, what the fuck
I mean your just gonna get banned for griefing so I don't care to be honest
Honestly im a fucking idiot sooooo
[Idiot noises]
[The mental gymnastics these guys are doing over a video game is far out]
[If I keep wanting them to get a griefing ban itll work]
[Imagine making things up to convince yourself some meanies in a video game are going to get banned]
Im pretty sure Blizzard's Overwatch™....
I don't know
Dude you just have to read it
Like search it up
Its ACTUALLY for real
dude, Game Hard™, Game Fast™
You sound like a virgin dude
Cassidy-san is actually a bigger birgin then you dude
Oh my kami-sama
[Gamer speak]
Dude this green guy has on his account a griefing comment
Thats how HARDCORE they are
thats sooooooo sad
Youve definitly never got laid to rest in your life
I will but dollars on it bro
Dude stop talking please when youre dead
Like theirs no point talking
Look at this guys comments
Like I get it hes a griefer we got that down like twenty rounds ago, like stop talking you need to listen
[Gamer speak]
Cassidy-san have you every had a kanojo?
Ill paypal you fifty bucks if you prove it
doxx yourself because of a video game
[Too many voices]
Who cares if he has a girlfriend, its a video game
[Gamer noises]
[Gamer sounds]
[Loud choppy gamer bird noises]
I said ill paypal you 50 bucks
Muting him sounds so much better
Why don't you want 50 bucks
Owned
I can't hear fucking footsteps bro
Just turn your volume up
Can you plant you fucking faggot
'Scuse me
What did you just call me?
Get the fuck out of here dude
Youre a fucking neckbeard dude get the fuck out
Do you have severe artism buddy?
Nice buzzword dumb dumb
Did you just learn about art and think you should call people artists?
You do this because youre bad at this virtual toy
Im just wondering whats his fucking issue dude
Did your girlfriend dump you or something?
Nah dude
Like what the fuck
Your boyfriend dump you?
Your shadow archetype come forth?
You got a problem got to let everyone know about it?
Oh fuck dude--
Dumbass
There is something called Overwatch™
There is something called Overwatch™ you know?
The thing is though, im never gonna go to Overwatch™ dumb dumb
What is Overwatch™?
Huh?
What is Overwatch™? Tell me.
Its a game, by Blizzard
Youre a fucking dumbass
How many people are playing the game right now dummy
How many people are playing the game right now? Youve probably have more than 12 reports
nah nah nah nah nah Dumbass shut up
[Gibberish]
Do you not know how to add dude? I can be a big guy
You don't know how to add? I can be a big guy and I can call people dummys
Yeah Im a Big Guy
Im a Big Guy
Im a Big Guy... For You
--who thinks hes cool cause he can grief
Other people are trying to have a good time and play the game legit
Im having a great time
Youre having a great time being an asshole
You probably have no friends in life
Actually dude, like honestly, like seriously, if youre thinking about suicide you should do it because of this game
Ok, don't go that far
Nah dude, I don't even give a fuck man !!!BADASS ALERT!!!
Don't go that far
Hes going that far man
Gamer lingo, im getting tilted, hashtag salty am I right gamer?
I don't appreciate that
All hes doing is running in front of me
Just shoot around me dummy
Hes so FUCKING annoying
Cry about it
I really don't
I feel pretty damn smart actually
Oh you don't have me muted?
So you could hear me this whole time, just too much of a beta to speak up
No, I just unmuted you
nah, shut up youre a beta
Youre a beta I guess im gonna mute you again
Ok beta sure
aaaand muted him again
You got to go and tell us so we know this time?
Nice job dummy
FUCKING ASSHOLE
FUCKING STUPID
FUCKING DUMBASS
We would actually be winning if it wasnt for him
we're tied
Youre smashing your $5000 gamer razor keyboard?
How is this fun for you?
Im gonna ask you guys a question
[Get on with it]
Its a thing called a joke
and a personality okay?
Thats what our friend orange has
You should try that its really nice
Everyone wants you to die cause it was cringey and stupid
Nice 167 ping
Fucking monkey internet
Again with this
Im just gonna throw my guns away, I don't even want them
Okay go for it, atleast I don't have to listen to that guy spamming chat
Who?
Alright, everyone just calm down bro, can we just play
I mean ive already muted radio commands so he can spam whatever the fuck he wants
Im talking about the little kid on our team
Fucking nine year old, fucking moronic
What did you say about me
My mommy just showed me how to press zed and spam the fucking buttons like a little kid
I need to fucking kill myself
Look at this downie fuck
So which one of you faggots is queued with this kid
Do you not know how this game works its a 30 day matchmaking ban for your first griefing
and its PERMAMENT for you second one
Yeah!
Bing it
Babylon it, Cassidy-san
Whats that? Giving my address
Come on, come on down
Type it in chat
Id pick you up at the airport
Ill pay for the one way flight
Ill kill you over a video game
Thats why im MGE right?
Im MGE though
Ill mute you for that :(
[Gibberish]
So are you blue, holy shit
He got a seven day
Re-really youre such a fucking coon
[Dumb old fart speaking]
[Old pedo]
Report him for griefing because hes buying an--
uhhh awp uhhhh pump or uhhh sawed off every round
How is that griefing are you retarded?
Aww you fucking faggot
!!!REPORTED!!!
Im gonna report bot you you little faggot
Fucking kill yourself
Hope you get banned faggot
Im gonna fucking [Bad] Orange
Shhhhtop it
Ignore and then its just A D?
RADICAL
Just A D and then--
Okay. I-G-N
O-R
Holy shit fuck off Ok im fucking autistic
You suck dude
[Trying to teach a teenager to spell]
These two faggots have no lives
Okay, Ignore then A D
[Gibberish]
[Epic self deprecating humour xd]
Youre bad at this toy I take pride in
Oh my Kami-sama
Of course youre silver ones
[Gamer tears]
[Gibberish]
[Islamic Gibberish]
Are you muslim?
Yes im Muslim
and why you shoot me?
no muslims
Can you fucking stop that?!
FUCKING VOTE YES F1... F1
Hey clam down Jesus Christ-sama
F1 bro
Please stop you don't have life
We can't play with this fucking nigger bruh
Hey don't say the nigger word
Im black I can say it [Gibberish] F1
[Gibberish] F1... F1
You sound like an upstanding mexican not an upstanding african
F1... F1!!!... F1 you stupid
Can you calm down please?
F1 make [Gibberish] Can you calm down mister?
F Oneeeee
F1.. F1.. F1.. F1.. F1.. F1.. F1.. F1.. F1.. F1.. F1.. Im playing the game just fine
F1 f1 f1 f1 f1
eeeeeeeph juuuuaaaan
eeeeeeeeeeph
juuuuuuaaaaaaaan
Are you ok dude?
F1
Hey whos the cutie in the background
[Ugly noises]
See youre an upstanding mexican
Blau you fucking retard are you fucking retarded?
Blue talk to me you idiot you son of a bitch
Fucking idiot
[Gibberish]
Fucking idiot
No no green no no no no no no
Do you know Uncle Addy green?
Green you are the reason we left the game
[Angry Israeli noises]
Youre the worst fucking player ever
I hope ur mum dead, never gets old
Shut up
Shut the fuck up
[Foreigner Gibberish]
Kick kick kick kick
Wait, hey fucking shut up
Shut up
Whats CSGOSELECTOR.RU?
KICK HIM KICK HIM KICK HIM
[This hacked our elections]
F1 F1 F1
[Russian Gibberish]
[Russian Noises]
Hey youre Russian, you understand, youre apart of civilization right?
Right?
What the fuck
fucking retarded [Russian Gibberish]
what the fuck
do you trolling mother fucker (?)
I put one decoy and you go for my decoy shut the fuck up
Ooops senpai (?)
oooooooo
[Gibberish]
Automatic Long Shoot Cannon
Sorry?
Noob (?)
Don't talk with shit in mouth please
Talk shit again and I will shoot you, ok?
Give me ah we peh
gib
gib
stop!
[Gamer Gringo Lingo] Can you stop?!
Anyone else have mic? Can you vote yes--
please?
Why are you kicking me?
What did I do?
He miss clicked
Im sorry
Please press f1
Hes annoying as funk
Alright let me see if I have it bound
Just gimme a second im gonna-- Just press f1
Plus he killed me
I don't see the option--
Vote yes or we will kill you
Why will you kill me?
Because you don't vote
I was trying to set up the bind but I couldnt find it
Yeah but dude you just have to press f1 ok?
f f f f1 it
is like
an easy key to touch
I know where it is, its right their at the top left part of the keyboard
When we vote you have to press this key ok?
Ok
But I don't think its bound
Yeah it is
Alright let me go and click it
I don't-- its not going here listen
[Pressing keys]
Im just gonna ignore it, I don't know how to do it
What was that for?
A-are you friends?
No
Im sure that you are
But im not
[Then why don't you want to, just, you know
I told you its not working
Im trying to click f1 and it doesnt work
Ok then can you kill me?
Why would I kill you?
I know, blue
Press f fucking 1
I can't its not working
Yes you can youre just stupid
Its not working im clicking it right now
[Pressing Keys]
Stupid flag
Shut up idiot no ruski
Romanian
Shut up idiot
Oh my Kami-sama fucking--
What de fuck
yes what the fuck, shut up
GOOOOO Go IDIOT
Gooooo
Oh my Kami-sama idiot
I play game
Yes yes
Block me
Yes
No
Yes, block me idiot
Win
Yes win
No Yes shut up
[Gypsy noises]
Kick me guys
Kick me
[Gypsy noises]
Decoy please
[Gypsy death cry]
[Gibberish]
Green seriously please
sup, sup dude
wow dude
Why did you do that
Oh my Kami-sama
Because you can't shut up
Fuck fuck stop
You ok blau?
Stop going C?
What?
Shut up
[Foreign noises]
Are you ok blue?
Kick kick kick kick kick [People loudly talking in background]
So how are the Philippians this time of year?
Guess they could do a bit of--
--Cooling Down
Please press f1
Flashbang yes
Take what please (?)
Uhhh why?
I went to college
You die
Bye bye
[Russian]
I don't speak your language
Speak english
Wow you can't even hit me
Wow youre so bad
Wooow
You can't even kill me youre bad at this
So bad
Uninstall
Wow
Oh my Kami-sama
[Russian noises]
I fuck your mom
Are you dumb? Are you a Churka?
[Apparently Polish noises]
Hey Polish guy, hey Polish
[I didn't have any funny jokes lined up for Poles, sorry]
Hah, you just got denied dude
Remember when the Russians lost to the Japanese?
Wow
I can't even
[Second Battle of Tsushima]
Orange [Im sorry]
Youre like snorange, orange
Orange [Im sorry]
Blue [Pretend its avant garde music]
Orange [Ten thousand humble apologies]
Buy a decoy What the fuck man
Hey don't kick me you upstanding chinaman
Whats wrong with you?
Im Chad Thundercock
You better treat me with respect
Youre just mad that I get all the stacy
How many dogs have you eaten today?
Look at that its fucking moonrunes what the fuck is that
Let me inseminate your oriental lands
操你
Im watching A go B
B!!!!!
What the fuck are you doing
Noooooob
Noooooob
Better fucking take that back
Go to hell
Untang give me the nade
Give me the explosive, give me the C4
Untang--
Give me
The
Sea
Foooouuurrr
Thank you
[Foreign noises]
Hey, uh, can you speak a civilized language please?
Dumb monkey
Sud the fuck up
What are you from?
You got a mic
Where ya from?
[Its important]
Where are you from?
Purple, where are you from?
I know you have a mic
Where are you from?
Purple...
Hello shut up what the fuck
Fuck shut up
Please kick Cassidy-san
Hes so annoying
literally......
Yo what skin is that
The deagle skin
Get your friend to shut up
Thats a nice skin though
Can you drop it so I can see it
No.
But I want to see it
Can I see it please
No
Can I please see it?
That looks really cool
Nnnnno
Can I please see your skin?
No you cannot
Green can I see your skin please?
NO you cannot!
Shut up
Green can you buy the--
So can you show me one of your skins purple?
Ill show you my pistol
Val, youre an upstanding member of the Romani people
What the fuck dude, whats wrong with you
From Romania huh? Gypsy
Trying to kill me so you can rob me?
Shut up shut up
Hey purples got a mic too hey
[Foreign noises]
Shut up please noob
Purple... purple purple purple
SHUT UP SHUT UP Where are you from purple?
F1 f1 f1
Orange idiot
Move
Move!
What the fuck dude?
What block me?
Sheath my pork sword youre not
Hey shut up yellow
Youre bad teammate FUCK YOU
Fuck your mother Youre bad teammate
Youre bad teammate
No my country doesnt have elections
Baka
Are you from a rock?
Is Iraq nice?
Yellow where you from?
Could you shut the fuck up your fat Cassidy-san
Shut the fuck up
I don't ejaculate
I don't ejaculate on people
You don't come?
I don't ejaculate on people
[ED hits hard]
You can talk all the shit you want but youre still just a little boy
You a big boy, you a big boy
You a big boy on the internet
You a big boy on the internet
Its fine big boy, its fine big boy
Do all you can, do all you can on the internet
Such a big boy
Yo-youre such a big boy you know?
Such a big boy
[Whats with this guy and big boys?]
You probably study minors such as the big boys
If you know what I mean
I would be studying you [Loud noises]
Youre a global at being very good at talking to people
and being a big boy on the internet
Big boys in my ears
Shut the fuck up and be a fucking good guy when youre down here playing with these guys
Some of them really have a tough time playing this game
Theyre trying to have fun but you are a fucking Cassidy-san
You are Cassidy-san
You know that?
So heres what I was thinking
Yeah I don't care what your thinking dude
Youre just a fat fucking fucking piece of fucking cunt, thats what you are
Stop it man!
STOP IT!!!!
[I apologize for my laugh]
STOP!!! PUTA PUTA!!!
[Brazilian noises]
Woah green youre so cool dude
Stop throwing flashes!
Whats your obsession with flashes?
I don't know
Whats your obsession with being a dirty roach?
They trapped--
Go!
Stupid Turk go!
Blue are you a stupid Turk dude?
Yo kick that guy
[le meme arrowing on csgo]
Why youre not going to do anything
Why the fuck is this guy trolling (?)
Plant the bomb you fucking retard
What the fuck man
Stop doing that
fuck off man, just plant the fucking bomb you fucking retard
Youre such a fucking retard kick this guy
Fuck off you mother fucker piece of shit
Piece of shit
Talk shit get hit dude
Trying to play youre fucking spamming
Im saving that, want you to know that
Ill finish the match
According to this famous film
A gun battle claims the life of Cassidy-san
If the film version is right
Who is the mysterious stranger who appeared in another match 30 minutes later
What of Cooldown kid and his anime waifu
They seem to have disappeared completely from history
Only the legend remains
But legends have other accounts
We usually believe what we want to believe
Somehow we prefer to see Cassidy-san as young and "vigorous"
Falling in dust2 with guns blazing
rather than living out a slightly less mundane life
Where ever or whenever 'literally who' died
In our minds he lives on
As Cunt Cassidy
Closed Captioning brought to you in part by The Cooldown Kid (the other guy). Thanks for watching.
'Cassidy' does the video editting because im bad at that, so ill say my piece here.
Desu desu desu
Thanks for noticing us sempai
No comments:
Post a Comment