Miss we just had an accident,
we need to see a doctor please!
Miss!
Oh, give me a second!
Let's go, here they will not take care of us.
Not my brother holds, hold on.
Don't go to the light, don't go to the light.
Miss please, we feel very bad, is an emergency.
You know what? Take sit.
And fill out this form and when you'r done,
let me know please.
all these papers?
Yes all of them.
And don't forget your initials on pages
12, 8, 12, 15, 47, 68, 67 and on 102 please.
30 minutes later
Miss, all the papers are signed.
And your initials on pages 8, 12, 15, 47, 67
and 68
okay. Then,
take your numbers,
and when we call your number is your turn.
1 hour and 475 numbers later
Number 475, come in.
it's yours bro,
you'll see now the doctor.
hold on, hold on
came to the room to do your checkup.
Good luck, you can,
go for it, you can.
And now what? What happened?
Miss, it hurts everything.
Ho yes? let me take a look.
Be careful.
Carefu...
Carefully please
really that everything hurts you
May I see the doctor?
Hold on we have to do some analysis
open your mouth
open your mouth
your mouth really sucks
may I see the doctor now?
No, not yet
and now what?
we need a very important test.
45 minutes later.
Miss, do you know what I have?
Some broken bone?
I'm going to die?
Mr, how are you going to die?
They would not sent you these expensive pills!
The doctor said that you have to take this for pain.
Open your mouth.
if pain pill causes nausea,
then take this one.
If the nausea pill causes diarrhea,
then taken take this one.
And if diarrhea causes a little constipation,
then take this one.
and this other I don't know what fucking it is,
but take it.
That last one taste weird
1 hour and 45 minutes later
Sign here
This is my release form?
No, that's what you have to pay
for having attended you today in emergency room.
$28,500 dollars?
And my results?
For that you have to talk to the doctor,
but you have to make an appointment in advance
and you have to pay $ 150 dollars for consultation.
Number 476! ahead!
No no, I'm ok, i"m ok,
I feel better,
huuu miracle!
Let's go dude!
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