>>RAFEEO: HA HA! [RAFEEO theme music]
[Crunching barbecue chips]
[Dance music]
[Birds chirping]
>>RAFEEO: Hello HA HA Faces and welcome back to some more Assassin's Creed. Welcome back...hey!
>>RAFEEO: This dudes pushing me already! Why are you pushing me? Why is he pushing me?You
>>RAFEEO: know what dude? You just need to, you just need, you just need to
>>RAFEEO: stop. Alright well fine. I got to do it with violence. [Fighting sound effects] Finally! I pushed you
>>RAFEEO: into a...did I push him into a hole? Huh. I guess, I guess I did. So in the last episode...uh, ummm, we
>>RAFEEO: assassinated some people. That's what this game is about, assassinating peeps.
>>RAFEEO: So, I'm going to make a promise. No distractions whatsoever. I'm just gonna
>>RAFEEO: play through this game. No distractions at all. No distractions. Aww! It's a cute little horsey. Look at him!
>>RAFEEO: Alright, so, anyway back on track. We did a mission to do stuff. Alright let's do.... let's go to
>>RAFEEO: our...let's go to this. [singing] A spoon full of syrup! Or is that sugar? [singing] A spoon full of sugar makes the medicine go down. Going down. Going down here, going down here-uh! I'm going the wrong
>>RAFEEO: way, but you know what, I'm taking a shortcut. Out of the way! [laughter] I just completely took
>>RAFEEO: both of those guys down. Wait, what's that.. what? Leopold Backus. I don't want to talk
>>RAFEEO: to Leopold Backus. Back, Brakus.. whatever his name is. I want to go do a mission
>>RAFEEO: for criminy sakes! Park there. Whoa.. it's Big Ben! God, I haven't said that in
>>RAFEEO: awhile. I haven't said Big Ben in awhile. [British accent] I'm trying to make my- alright, let's do this. What
>>RAFEEO: happened? Did I disappear?[British accent] He's only getting- what happened?
>>RAFEEO: I don't know what happened. Big Ben! Yeah! I put my face up there. I haven't done that in
>>RAFEEO: awhile. [laughter] Alright, serious.
[Laughter]
[Groaning]
>>RAFEEO: Oh, poor guy.
>>RAFEEO: Whoa.
[Gasp]
>>RAFEEO: Oh!
>>RAFEEO: No one has ever hit the knife out of my hand. Oh! We'll go on a chase now! Chasing, chasing! Where
>>RAFEEO: is he? There you are! [British accent] Mad doctor coming through! Oh he's going into the sewer now. The
>>RAFEEO: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ain't gonna- aah! Freakin door! N-n-n-n-n-na...
>>RAFEEO: bananas! That's not going very well. Where are you? There he is. It's actually
>>RAFEEO: pretty beautiful. I just want to admire the
>>RAFEEO: scenery and your- I got to chase you. Aha! There you are! He's like [gasping] I got ya!
>>RAFEEO: Yes! Take that! What? I like how he stopped. He's like...[laughter] Oh. Time to locate the distributor.
>>RAFEEO: What's this girl doing? [British accent] You think I can enjoy the day? And join the lovely day? That it
>>RAFEEO: has to bring to offer? Look at [laughter] Okay well in that case she can't find
>>RAFEEO: her cat. [British accent] I can't find my cat. Where-What's this guy doing? He's like [gruff British accent] I can't find my
>>RAFEEO: mouse. Where's my mouse?Where'd it go? What's he doing? What is this guy doing? I love to admire- what is he doing? Is he
>>RAFEEO: talking on his bluetooth? I will be there on- I will be at that meeting soon. What
>>RAFEEO: is he doing? Is he talking on a phone? What kind of weird
>>RAFEEO: sorcery is this? Phone's haven't even been invented yet. What's that man talking
>>RAFEEO: with his doohickey? Alright, hello boy. You got a broom? Guess what? No you don't!
>>RAFEEO: I'll kick your broom! I'm just kicking his broom. Kick. [British accent] I will do the sweeping for
>>RAFEEO: you. Mistress. Um okay, hello! Check board, check board, check board. Look sharp. That's-those
>>RAFEEO: are just step stools. Alright. Okay. [singing] Big wheel keep on turning. Proud Mary
>>RAFEEO: keep on burning. Rolling...rolling...rolling on the river. Working for time in the city..[mumbling] man every night and day...and I never lost one minute of sleep...
>>RAFEEO: [singing] because I worry about...I don't know know why I'm singing that now. [singing] Cuz of the big wheel
>>RAFEEO: [singing] that's freaking turning. I don't know- okay.
>>RAFEEO: Yes! Finally you move. Alright. Come here to me darling. Oh oh oh,
>>RAFEEO: kidnap. Yeah boy! I did it! You saw nothing. You saw nothing. Just rolling around with
>>RAFEEO: my best friend. Oh that's a fight, oh fight clubs happening. Stuffs fighting.
>>RAFEEO: What's happening? That's awesome. Oh. I got to kidnap that guy? Oh well uh I don't
>>RAFEEO: need your help anymore so I'm just gonna take you behind here and I am going to...
>>RAFEEO: see look, go to sleep. Go to sleep. That's awful. [British accent] Come on, it's
>>RAFEEO: [British accent] just a load of poppycock. Alright, kidnap. You saw nothing.
>>RAFEEO: Oh no no no no! Dang it! Dang it! Dang it! Dang it! Aah! I'm fighting, Fight Club.
>>RAFEEO: Hello! [laughter] Wait like, oh you ruined our fight. Huh what is happ-
>>RAFEEO: No! No! No! Aah! I can do this with with my eyes closed.
>>RAFEEO: If, if yeah. Okay let's go up here. We'll be unseen. Here's what we're going to do.
>>RAFEEO: We're gonna take out his douche one and douche two so that I can sneak past
>>RAFEEO: without being freaking noticed! I don't really want to assassinate you. Okay well
>>RAFEEO: I'm going to do it now. Boo me! I'm coming, able to kill anyways.
>>RAFEEO: Set the ball rolling now. You've been kidnapped.
>>RAFEEO: Are you kidding?! How did he freaking see me? You don't see me. Oh he's making a run-
>>RAFEEO: he's making a run for it. He's making a run for it.
>>RAFEEO: Come here. Get back here. Richard. I don't know your name. I'm just guessing. Don't
>>RAFEEO: you dare get on that thing. He's running. Get back here!
>>RAFEEO: Oh you're gonna get it. Oh my gosh. I'm gonna tackle you. God I'm- finally. Now it's
>>RAFEEO: time to kidnap, kidnap. Oh.
>>RAFEEO: You may kiss the bride.
>>RAFEEO: Awesome. Now can I kill you? Yes. You've caused me so much trouble. Okay we stole the plans, we
>>RAFEEO: didn't remain undetected. So you know, I'm pretty happy about it. Alright next, let's
>>RAFEEO: continue. Alright oh let's see what-what else, what else,
>>RAFEEO: what else, what else can we do in this wonderful city of London? Let's go this guy,
>>RAFEEO: let's go to this guy. Robert, Robert Topping. Okay can I talk to my friend in the nice hat
>>RAFEEO: please? Alright doot-doot doot-doot Hello! Alright let's talk to this guy.
>>RAFEEO: Big Ben....at night. Ah. Who's this guy? [laughter] You're the...oh.
>>RAFEEO: Me lady.
>>RAFEEO: [laughter] Second best.
>>RAFEEO: God, that guy has a really freaking nice hat.
>>RAFEEO: Man, whoa. I could just picture like he has a whole shelf of hats and he's just
>>RAFEEO: like, hmm, he's like which one should I wear today? He's like I want the one with
>>RAFEEO: the silver tip. No, I want the red one. I'm feeling saucy today. Ladies, I don't have
>>RAFEEO: a shirt. Ha ha! Alright you're going down, you're going down, you're going down. Oh bat, butt, yeah.
>>RAFEEO: Yeah, I poke your eyes out. God that guy's chest is hairy. You have got a hairy
>>RAFEEO: chest and I have a tattoo which I did not know about. Yeah but but oh- right in
>>RAFEEO: the earlobe. Hey, stop stop with the- stop with the hitting, come on. Come on just
>>RAFEEO: let me win, okay? My sister's watching, okay?
>>RAFEEO: Just let me win. Yeah, yeah, yeah! Oh, ew, that noise. Yeah! Hey, you won. Time to
>>RAFEEO: wear my win hat. It's wondrous and beautiful. What does the B stand for? Oh
>>RAFEEO: it stands for Buffalo. No, it stands for beets. It stands for barrels. So HA HA
>>RAFEEO: Faces, thank you guys so much for watching this here video. I hope you guys
>>RAFEEO: enjoyed! And as always, thanks for watching.
[Dance music]
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