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Vloggers

These are in control of mass opinion

Especially including our teenagers

Even you-know-who has more than

2 million subscribers

Our Lenta project was a total shitshow

but the remaining 12 billions were used for

creating a completely original

pro-government vlogger team!

A national vlogger team sounds reasonable

Show it!

So

Just a minute

So this one is special

He gets the most of the budget

I get frequently asked

Why won't I move to Moscow

I think the answer's pretty obvious

Nizhny Novgorod

Today's a very special day

I'm heading to the other end of the city

by the best and most comfortable means of transport possible

Check out these neat handles which won't let you fall during your trip

There's also these soft and comfy seats

But the centerpiece is this view out the window

So pretty!

Hold up, does Nizhny actually look like this?

I wish

It's CGI

Just as I told, it's the most expensive one

Welcome to my new...

Workshop!

There's a number of things to do outside Moscow!

Why can't you film it in the actual city?

This will be tricky

You need a permit to fly the drone - it takes months!

Block the traffic to prevent car crashes

Hide all the ruins

Notify the Cia, the DHS, the FBI

Get all the filming locations approved

Bribe the Mayor too!

Got it.

Who else we've got?

The second specimen...

Oochpochpie!

He's got the simplest and most accessible format

for making fun of our opponents internationally

Now this is interesting, move on

What's up, squadfam!

It's me

OOCHPOCHPIE!

And I'm feeling someone-

-someone

done fucked up

Yes, of course

It is Americans again!

CYKA BLYAT!

17 awkward handshakes by Trump!

SEVENTEEN!

I haven't made that many awkward handshakes in my whole life

and here we have

a complete

compilation!

YOU LAUGH

YOU LOSE

Why are you clapping his hand?

It's a

it's a handshake

Clown

Just a clown

You're like Yuri Galtsev who became a president

A black man

in politics!

Obama!

Who pees all over my front door!

And Trump!

Who makes me angry!

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, AMERICANS?!

TRUMP!

You're sitting on your nuclear codes all the time

and you can launch rockets

and who's launching all the rockets in the end?

ELON MUSK!

He gets billions of dollars!

And shoves them up his ass!

Rockets aren't supposed to do that, Elon Musk!

They go up, up into space!

THEY DON'T BLOW UP

Several billions of dollars go to to shit

Just give US the money!

We'll level it to the ground

Just as we did with your shitty products!

Your software too!

Look, your software

really makes my dick soft!

Why are you sending cars to space, Elon Musk?

Cars can't exist in space because - hellooo

There aren't any roads!

ARE YOU STUPID

If your car gets stuck, there's no one to evacuate it

Because - breaking news -

There's zero people on the moon!

How about that, Elon Musk?

Your dumb

You might ask - who can fail much more than Trump?

Hmmmmm

Who can fail waay more than Elon Musk?

Hmmmmmm

Of course

It is the brave lads

from the US Army!

It looks like it's

it's a military parade

a formation which is meant to look beautiful

be agile

and do tricks!

and what did this dude do?

HE FUCKED IT ALL UP

His dear mother

just wanted to be proud of her Johnny

But Johnny is an idiot!

And that's it for today!

Dear Squadfam

Leave a like

Merch in the description!

Of course!

Of course!

Of course!

I didn't finish my video!

I didn't finish my video!

CYKA BLYAT

Yeah, this clown is decent, we can work with him

Is there someone, well, you know, more relatable to the people?

There's this family couple

They're funny!

Let me show you

- Ira! - What?

I've got a question for ya, Ira!

A very important question!

What are you gonna say about this dude, Ira?

He looks like he loves himself a lot

You're goddamn right, Ira!

- And you know what else does he like, Ira? - What?

Not. Covering up. Terrorists.

Durov Akbar, bitch!

That's right! Pasha loves not covering up terrorists!

What Pasha?

Ladies and gentlemen

PAVEL DUROOOOOOOOOOV

This man's excuses - who doesn't want to provide deciphering keys to our country -

Look just as legit and natural as his hair!

What's wrong with his hair?

WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIS HAIR?!

Absolutely nothing, Ira!

Its 200% natural! Its just as natural and organic as I am!

Just like my body!

Look, Ira! I'm gonna show you!

Look!

This is an organic body of an organic and natural human being!

I'm just like Pasha Durooov!

I'm standing up for the freedom on the interneeeet!

Any similarities, Ira? Does this look like Pasha Durov?

That's how Pasha looked when he was a student

And this is how he looks right now!

During the time of DIGITAL

RESISTAAAAAAANCE

Did he get a hair transpl-

HAIR TRANSPLANT?!

Do you really think so?

I don't think so, Ira!

I think that's because Pasha is so talented

so talented and inventive

that his asshair - right from his asscheecks

immigrated to his little bald head and just sprouted

You know what, Ira?

What?

I want to be just as talented

just as natural

and handsome

as Pasha Durov!

Pavel Durov, like Pavel Durov, I'm just like Pavel Durov

I am so natural, I'm like Pavel Durov, I'm just walking around

I am for anonymity, I don't care about the law, I'm like Pavel Durov

I love terrorists and ass hair

I'm like Pavel Durov, I love taking photos of me, I love my body

I'm for anonymity, I'm like Pavel Durov

I'm like Pavel Durov!

Wait, hold on.

Wasn't Pavel Durov and Telegram our project?

Well, a test of blocking the internet or I've got something wrong?

I'm confused too, to be honest

Alright.

Who else is there?

So

This is Leha Paul

His main audience are 8-16 year old children

What's popping, Lehgang! It's Leha Paul and I've got amazing news for you!

What's that?

Hurry!

What's that? Spring? Spriiiiing!

Sanya, look! Spring! Birds!

And what does it mean?

It means that spring call-up has started!

and it's time for me

to join the army!

Because I'm ready for it!

READYYYYYY

This new mega amazing law obligates me not to wait for my summons

and I'm not going to!

because I'm

#READYTOSERVE

I'm happy, I'm super happy!

By the way, I've prepared a special army mega bow which you can buy

Link in the description!

#MEEEERCH

Lengang, where am I? I'm at ma mans house - Lieutenant Colonel Goodnotaev!

He'll tell me whether I'm ready for the military or not!

What up?

Let's go, bro!

Shit

Pavel Vasilievich

This one's 100% yours

100%!

his!

Sit down, please

So, doc, is he ready?

He's good

And where do you want to go, lad?

I want all the heat! I want to tear! I want to kill!

By the way, you can take my brother too!

He is a biiiitch-ass conchie!

#SNITCHINGONBROTHER

Eeeee boi!

Alright, this one is obvious, turn this dumbass off

Listen, what are we going to do with all the current ones?

Who do you mean?

I mean the vloggers, they'll stir shit up just as usual, sons of bitches

Don't worry about that

They're all on the hook

there's files on them ever since SpasiboEva

In case of any disturbance half will be working on factories and other half will be imprisoned

Now we're talking!

They would dream of the Great Chinese Firewall!

Alright, you can start now

Strictly confidential, location classified, extreme paranormal activity, 1983

What the hell is that?

Things are getting stranger and stranger

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Judicial Watch Explains Why Publix Made a FATAL ERROR by Caving to 'Hogg Mob' - Duration: 2:00.

Judicial Watch Explains Why Publix Made a FATAL ERROR by Caving to 'Hogg Mob'.

When will companies learn that in order to truly survive they MUST stop caving to radical

liberal bullies…

especially teenagers with no clue, and far too much power.

While liberals relish the idea of teens running their lives, the rest of us prefer to leave

the adults in charge, and that's why David Hogg, the radical anti-NRA/anti-Trump teenie-bopper

activist is so unpopular.

However, stupid companies like "Publix" grocery chain still cave to his every whim.

And this time, they made a FATAL error in doing so, and Judicial Watch President Tom

Fitton explains why.

From Bizpacreview

A day after David Hogg and his gang of bullies coerced Publix into suspending its contributions

to an NRA-supporting gubernatorial candidate in Florida, Tom Fitton of Judicial Watch dropped

a truth bomb on them.

"Those kids that were out there this week, skipping school, protesting, being used by

these leftist politicians to promote irrelevant gun measures — those kids aren't going

to be more safe by the policies that left is using them to promote," he bluntly said

in a video posted Saturday to Twitter.

Led by Hogg, a teen activist rising from the Parkland mass shooting in February, the kids

held die-in protests at Publix's stores in the hopes of forcing it to rescind its

endorsement of Adam Putnam, a proud NRA member running for governor in Florida.

Their belief is that the NRA and its members are responsible for gun violence.

Why?

Because the NRA has the audacity to defend the American people's Second Amendment rights.

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For more infomation >> Judicial Watch Explains Why Publix Made a FATAL ERROR by Caving to 'Hogg Mob' - Duration: 2:00.

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IG Horowitz Just Submitted His Report & The First Leak Has Comey & Lynch Crapping Bricks - Duration: 12:49.

For more infomation >> IG Horowitz Just Submitted His Report & The First Leak Has Comey & Lynch Crapping Bricks - Duration: 12:49.

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American prisoner Joshua Holt released from Venezuela - Duration: 2:31.

For more infomation >> American prisoner Joshua Holt released from Venezuela - Duration: 2:31.

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Trump Just Made Urgent Unexpected Prayer Request, That Brought The Entire Room To Their Knees - Duration: 3:05.

Trump Just Made Urgent Unexpected Prayer Request, That Brought The Entire Room To Their Knees.

Back in 2016, before the election, the media was doing it's best to smear the soon to

be president.

Obviously, nearly two years later that narrative hasn't changed and has likely gotten worse.

One part of President Trump's life the media won't talk about or publicize is his faith

in God.

President Trump and Vice President Pence have made their faith a center point of the Presidency.

During Trump's campaign, he often met with Evangelical pastors who would pray for him,

asking God for wisdom in how Trump would lead the nation.

In one interview, the President and his wife Melania were asked a question and their response

put the room full of media on the heels.

Western Journal reported:

Donald Trump sat down for an interview with CBN News in which he discussed political strategies,

the United States Supreme Court and prayer, just before the 2016 election.

Trump said he would appreciate prayer for guidance, when Chief Political Correspondent

David Brody asked him what he needed prayer for.

"I would say I would like them to pray for guidance and to pray for our country, because

we need prayer now almost more than we've ever needed it before," Trump responded.

Trump's wife, Melania, added that she would ask for prayers for health because it takes

good health to keep fighting.

It takes a certain amount of humility to make such a prayer request.

Trump admitted that he doesn't have all the answers and, by doing so, destroyed the

media's narrative that he is a know-it-all.

Don't look for this story to appear in mainstream news outlets, because it doesn't cast Trump

in an unfavorable light.

That's unfortunate, because during this interview Trump also pointed out one very

important reason, why Americans should vote for him the United States Supreme Court.

He said whether people like him or not, they should remember that he will appoint pro-life

and pro-Second Amendment justices to the high court, and that's a good reason, if not

the best reason, to get out and vote Republican next week.

Trump is right when he said our country needs prayer, because we are at an important crossroads.

Should Clinton win the election, prayer itself might even become a bigger target than it

already is, and that is a risk we simply cannot take.

Those moments are pivotal in who the president is and how he leads our nation.

Those are not the talking points of main-stream media, they like to point out the man's

flaws and leave out all of the positive points.

We all have made mistakes in life but focusing on the great qualities of a person, only makes

them stronger.

President Trump has chosen to use prayer, as a vital resource in leading our nation

a quality that hasn't been in the White House for a long time.

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