Hey stop!
Who is it? Who's over there?
Hey, stop!
Hey, catch him. - Where are you going?
Hey! - Catch him!
Hey stop!
Hey! - Stop!
Hey stop! - Catch him!
Hey stop! - Move faster!
You!
Hey, stop!
Stop!
Hand him over to me!
Hey, leave him. Stop it.
You think you'll try to elope with a girl from our village..
..and we'll just let you go!
Hey, take him! Hang him.
Let's go! - No!
Let him go! - Let me go.
Let me go. - Leave him.
No! - No!
Don't do anything to him. Let him go!
Why are you torturing us?
Is it wrong to fall in love with the girl we like?
What is our mistake? - You have committed a mistake.
No!
No! No!
You have committed a mistake.
Hey!
You dad must've invited the whole village..
..and you just eloped with the girl!
And we should just sit quietly?
Brother Jeevan, leave him alone. - What happened, does it hurt?
The same way the parents must've been hurt as well, right?
He must be in so much pain!
It's doesn't matter if you both agree to get married.
The family, their respect is what matters the most.
Understood? - Yes, I understood.
Parents have the right to get their child married.
No! - Why are we here if they don't even have that much of a right?
You guys.. - Don't do that!
You won't understand your parent's pain like this!
Don't do anything to him, leave him. - We'll make you understand.
Don't kill me. No!
Let's see who falls in love in this village after this!
Hey Pandey! - Don't kill me.
Drop him! -No!
Let him die, or let him beg with his broken hands. Let's go!
No!
"Get back!"
"Get back!"
"Get back!"
"Get back!"
"It's a beautiful day!"
Excuse me!
"It's a beautiful day!" - Excuse me!
Yeah! - Time please.
8:30! - Thank you.
1950! - What?
Your date of birth!
How do you know that?
I can figure that out by looking at you.
A long kurta, a gold watch on your wrist!
Laminated mobile phone!
And an old bag! -So what?
There is a rare chance for someone from the 1980s to be like you.
Generation gap, you are an old generation.
We are new generation, old man!
Worst generation!
Nobody is distributing quarters for free.
I don't even have money to drink.
Where should I go for a side dish?
Nothing is being distributed for free.
They could've at least distributed quarters for free!
"Come on."
"It's a beautiful day!"
Excuse me, one minute please. - Okay.
I don't understand what sort of people want to go to America.
Excuse me, are you applying for H1B Visa?
Hey! Who are you calling an HIV patient? -Hey relax.
I asked that because I'm going to America for the first time.
I saw you and felt that..
Hello, yes I'm here.
Mosquitoes are troubling me a lot.
They are roaming around me.
If they overdo it..
..I should vomit on them?
Okay, brother, I'll do as you say!
Ambanis come and meet me and he tried to mess with me!
Auto, auto!
Excuse me!
Excuse me please!
Please one minute. Sorry!
Excuse me, are you Mintu? - Yes that's me. - Okay!
Take this. Thank you. - Thank you!
Excuse me. - What? - One minute.
Please, please.
Hello, we have been standing here since 7am..
..and you just came in between and stood over here. - The thing is..
..why does it matter to you?
A man was standing over here in place of me.
Now he's gone and I'm standing here in place of him.
Is this a queue for the cinema?
That you sent someone to book good tickets for you and then you came in?
This is the visa queue, that too the US visa queue.
Is there a rule that says we have to stand in the queue ourselves?
Hello, I'm talking to you and you're walking away.
This can't be done.
Who are you to ask me this?
You don't even know how to stand in a queue..
..wonder what you'll do in the US.
Well said, he has been torturing everyone here since morning.
Those who try to get free food at the temple are here for a US visa.
What did you say? I look like someone who would eat free food?
What is this? Isn't someone here that's listening to this?
Madam, explain to her, boss say something to her.
Why are you creating a scene? What's your problem?
What's your problem with me standing over here?
Do whatever you want, I don't care!
Superb! - Stupid!
I won't tolerate this, I'll tell the security!
Security uncle, please come over!
Security uncle, please explain to her.. - What's your problem, sir?
We have been standing here from 7am..
..and she just came in between and is arguing.
Sir, this happens every day let it be!
How can I let it be? I won't!
You take an action. - Let it be, sir!
They just come in to trouble us early in the morning!
You said superb, right? - I said figure!
Good morning. - Where is your passport and papers?
Ya!
Can you please come again? - Kapil Kumar Pandey!
Father's name? - Chulbul Pandey.
Where's your passport? - It's in there, sir.
I've kept it in a file.
Can you spell your father's name? - Ya!
Chulbul.
Pandey.
It's not here.
No sir.. my passport should be inside, sir.
I'm sorry your father's name has been changed in the visa..
No it has to be Chulbul Pandey!
Please look again! - Sorry, you may go now.
I'm sorry your father's name is changed.
It's given Keshva Pandey.. - No sir it has to be in there. - No but..
Sir, please.. - Sorry, I can't help you out.
Sorry. I can't help you. - I'm sorry!
Where did my passport go?
It was just here.
Hey! - Can't you see? Stupid, idiot!
I have been noticing you, you're following me around.
I saw your face, right? Do you know what happened to me?
My passport got lost!
And my visa got rejected as well.
Super, super, this is what should've happened!
You were lecturing me, right?
This is exactly what should've happened with you!
You'll never be able to find your passport again.
I lost my passport because of you.
I want my passport back!
Bring it back! -What can I do? Stupid!
And you're screaming at me.
You lost your passport yourself!
And I should go find it?
Go catch someone else for that. - Yes I saw your face, that's why..
..all of this has happened.
Now wait and watch what I do.
I'll get you behind bars for an eve teasing case.
Go and call them, but what will you say to them?
That you caught hold of my hand and pulled me..
They'll put you in for six months.
Oh go away, idiot.
You look like an educated person but the way you talk..
Listen to me..
..you'll never find your passport!
And you'll never go to America.
You'll get married to some local guy and have his kids.
Have you looked at yourself?
You look like a monkey and you're here for a visa!
If I don't get to go to US, you won't be able to go to US either.
You'll be sitting here begging somewhere.
And nobody will even look at you.
Move! - Sir. - What is your problem?
You lost. What can I do in that?
He was troubling me!
Catch him, he even misplaced my passport!
He's a thief!
Could do nothing worthwhile.
What happened? - He hasn't come to the office yet.
Brother, look there.
What are you doing here?
Instead of asking me when did you get here, you're asking me why am I here!
I asked you not to come over here, right?
This is my office, father.
It won't look good if you come over with your men.
Shouldn't I have a look at where my son is working?
Who are they?
They raised you, right?
You might have peed on them several times.
If you'll dress up well and speak in English..
..would that change you?
Son!
What do you want? I have a lot of work.
I have a lot of work too, let's go.
Where do we have to go? - We'll talk on the way there, sit in the car.
I can't take just take a leave from office.
There are a lot of formalities.
This is a multinational, father.
Then quit your job!
Who told you to get a job?
No one needs to work in our house!
40 people work for us, understood?
Let it be, brother..
..they'll only understand when we explain to them properly.
Let's go, I'll tell you. - Explain to him fast. - Okay!
Listen son, we are 10 people.
We come to the city about four times a month.
Do you know how much we spend?
We spend about 50,000 at a time.
And for us that's equal to one day's salary.
Your father has seven to eight wine shops.
Not only that son, he has a granite mine.
Apart from that he has 10 to 15 trucks and he is the Head of our village.
Why do you need to work when you have all of this?
You won't understand this, uncle. - Why won't I understand?
We are educated as well. Graduating from grade 5 in that time..
..is equal to MBA in these times.
Don't consider yourself educated, just because you completed grade 5.
Today's kids are smarter than you.
Is it? - Hi Kapil, who are these people?
All villagers, they've come for a donation.
Yes! - Okay.
What happened? Is he coming or not? - Coming! Let's go, son.
Oh God! - Coming.
Go straight.
Hey, take a right.
Take a left now.
Can't he just tell me where we have to go!
He's just sitting and directing me, unnecessarily!
I don't understand what is with him and his moustache!
Uncle!
Tell me, where are we going?
How would I know?
Your father even makes God wait.
Where ever the car stops that would be our destination.
I am used to it now, son.
What are you looking at?
What are you looking at? Come inside!
What work do we have here, father?
Go inside, I'll tell you.
Take him inside. - Let's go, don't ask any questions.
Brother, please come in, brother.
Okay, I'm here, why are you screaming?
Brother, you don't look like a villager.
Why did you change so much?
Tell me this, why did father bring me here? -How would I know?
He must've brought you here to buy some jewellery.
I know nothing happens without you knowledge.
Now tell me what's the plan? -It's for your good only.
What? -Yeah!
If you and your father wanted to do me any good then just leave me alone!
I want to live alone in peace.
I can't handle you all.
That's why we are preparing everything.
What are you saying?
Brother, why are you in a hurry?
Wait for 10 minutes, you'll understand everything.
Come in brother, look at the jewellery.
Greetings sir, please come in.
Greetings, Chulbul Pandey!
Is everyone here? -Yes!
I feel so happy looking at all our village people here.
One has to come home to talk about marriage and its preparations, right?
That's how it should be, it's a good day, and everyone is home today.
Just meet the boy once..
..then we can talk and pick a date for the marriage.
Yes, that's fine. The boy is here, right?
He is here, come in.
This is my daughter Devika. -Greetings, uncle. -Greetings.
My son-in-law is an inspector.
I see. - This is my son, Kapil Kumar. -Greetings.
Greetings! -He works in Karal Bagh.
Chulbul Pandey, it's not Karal Bagh..
..it's Karol Bagh!
Your son looks very fair and handsome.
He's gone on his mother. Devika, take him inside.
Please come in. -Come in.
It was nice meeting you.
Hey, he is High Court judge!
He is Rakesh Singh.
We have fixed your marriage with his daughter.
They are from our own village.
She is their only child. From an affluent family.
They must have property worth 10 to 20 crores.
Father, you take all the decisions yourself.
You should grab any good opportunity.
Listen to me..
..you'll have to marry the girl I have chosen for you, understood?
Chulbul Pandey! -Coming. -Okay.
Just look.. - What is all of this?
You'll be like this? Wear your shirt properly and stand up straight.
Nothing like that.
Only then will that girl like you.
It is required.
Where is your chain ?
I don't wear all of that.
What? You don't wear that?
Look at your father, he's wearing it.
The son will wear it just like his father does.
Go and get a gold chain, my son will wear it.
Let it be. - I'm telling you too. - I won't wear that.
Even the actress that comes in a jewellery advertisement..
..doesn't wear such a heavy chain.
This must be about 10 grams, right?
Did I tell you to look for a girl?
They come from the village and trouble me.
So what then?
Will they make you sit at home and stare at you all their life?
Your father isn't a normal man, he is God!
Oh really, then you should go and worship him.
What's wrong in worshipping him?
Your sister's husband is an inspector..
..and a judge's daughter for you.
Your father is fulfilling his duties.
And then there is my father..
..he took my silver chain when I was three years old..
..and sold it for a drink.
I should've been born in a house like yours.
I am so unfortunate!
Look at me, look at me properly!
Do I look like I'm from Patna?
Let it be, you know I'm the only educated person in this family.
Everyone eats chicken and mutton; I'm the only one who's vegetarian.
I studied in a convent in Delhi, and now I'm working here.
Now you tell me, do I have any relation with that village?
Then why does everyone keep troubling me?
I am thinking of going to America to get rid of you all.
I won't come back for the next 50 years.
I'll become an American citizen.
Duffer, if you tell Sachin Tendulkar to go live in Cochin..
..no one will call him Cochin Tendulkar..
..they'll still call him Sachin Tendulkar.
The same way just by making Kapil Kumar Pandey a little shorter..
..and settling in America..
..you can't change your identity.
No matter what you say..
..I can't live between those illiterates.
You're a part of that illiterate family, never forget that.
If you go to America..
..how will I handle the village all by myself?
What is there in America?
Have you ever about heaven on earth?
Close your eyes for one minute. Close them!
I'll roam around in a BMW over there.
Nightlife, dating, living together!
And beautiful girls!
That too in a two piece!
What a country! What a country, man!
"Hands up, everybody hands up."
"Hands up, everybody hands up."
"Come and dance off, come and dance off."
"And you put your hands up, and you put your hands up."
"Evening, morning, all the time this place is full of life."
"American girls have some sort of magic over this heart."
"They have such beautiful faces, they steal my heart."
"Every woman here is an epitome of beauty."
"Hands up, everybody hands up."
"The heart beats faster, their figures are amazing."
"They will make a fire burn in your hearts."
"They'll kill you with their gestures."
"They will bring colours into your life."
"Hands up, everybody hands up."
"Evening, morning, all the time this place is full of life."
"American girls have some sort of magic over this heart."
"What has happened? I've lost my heart.."
"..and God this is so difficult for me."
"How will I live, when I want to die?"
"Hands up, everybody hands up."
"Life is full of happiness, is this real or this is a dream?"
"No one will stop us; I have no tension at all."
"We aren't worried about tomorrow!"
"We have found the land of love."
"We want to touch the sky!"
"Which other place can we find so much peace?"
"Evening, morning, all the time this place is full of life."
"American girls have some sort of magic over this heart."
"I never had thought this would happen, they have mesmerised me."
"I say the truth, no blessing or no medicine works on me anymore."
"My heart is young and it's fallen for them."
"We've already decided what will happen tomorrow."
"The heart has many desires now."
"No matter what you think!"
"I am lost somewhere now!"
"Love has sparked inside of me."
Sir. - Sir.
It's just a small thing.
This Alex Pandey..
..has sent so many people to America..
..by getting them the US visa, do you know that?
I will make two passports for you all.
Okay? Only 25,000.
If you give that to me, I'll do your work.
Sir, that's Kamal Hassan, right?
No, no! That's the original George Bush.
I can't believe it, sir.
Yes, yes I'm a very simple person, you see.
Sir, you'll make my passport, right?
Why are you so worried?
I'll bring your passport with me..
..and take you to the airport and drop you off to your plane.
Are you happy now?
Yes, talk to me. - Brother! - What?
Your marriage has been finalized.
The marriage will take place on the 18th of April.
Do you know what's my sister-in-law's name? Meena Kumari!
Meena Kumari? What sort of a name is that?
Brother, she was asking about you.
If you want I can give you her number, do you want to talk to her?
I am very busy, cut the call. - Brother!
Congrats, Kapil. When is the party?
Some people keep on asking for these parties..
..and they have turned into huge water tankers due to the free beer.
When will you give us a party for your marriage?
Will you be able to pass by or not?
So Meena Kumari and Kapil Kumar Pandey is a very nice couple.
The judge's daughter must be pretty!
So after marrying her..
..you won't even be able to go to your village let alone America!
That's if I stay in this city. - What did you say?
I'll run away to US two days before my marriage.
Tell me before you leave. - Why?
Because I'll escape by then as well!
Now our villagers don't tie you up to a tree and hit you..
..now they beat you up like crazy.
I don't want to get beaten up because of you.
You support my villagers a lot, right?
That's good, now get beaten up. - Hey!
Delhi's famous travel agent Alex Pandey..
..has been arrested for committing fraud.
A lot of passports..
..and visas were with him. - Tina!
That is now in police custody. - Look at the TV.
Now police is investigating..
..who all had.. - Nisha!
What happened? - ..given him an order to make fake passports.
The police don't want to give away any details to the media as of now.
They say that a lot of famous people can be behind this as well.
It's over!
It's all over now!
What should we do now?
This is what that fatty was telling us to see.
This is your fate!
Why does everything go wrong with me?
When will I go to the US now?
Do one thing..
..forget about America!
I'll kill you. Tell me if you have any ideas!
Chacha. - Who is that?
Hey, this is Chacha.
Miss Tina darling..
What happened to Tina? - Tina!
Tina, come fast!
Come on beauty!
Tina! - Tina!
Tina darling.
Hey, come on.
What Tina! - Chacha.
Hi dear.
You've completely changed.
Hey, Tina darling, stop it.
How long will I be friends with girls? It's boring.
But Sanju, very possessive!
Kitu! They don't like it if I talk to girls.
Right?
Tina your friend is like this?
You never told us that.
Stay quiet; you want your passport, right? - Okay!
There are too many women over here, I don't feel comfortable.
Let's go from here. - What to do? - Chacha!
She's my friend, she has a problem.
What happened, did she get pregnant?
You get pregnant and then you blame the boys.
No, no that's not the case. - What is he saying? - Stay quiet.
Naughty girls, come on will you move here.
Why keep quiet? - Be quiet and come with me.
Come on! Come fast.
Excuse me! - Excuse me. - Excuse her please.
The thing is sir.. - Please stop it.
I don't like it if a girl calls me sir.
You know one thing? I only like one word in English.
Call me Chacha. - Okay, Chacha.
I want to go to America. - Stop it!
I remembered that with America.
Last time when I went to Miami..
..I met a girl.
We hung around together at the nude beach.
It's fun just imagining it, right?
Do you know how much I spent?
50,000 dollars!
I was missing you a lot then.
Okay, okay, what will you have tea or coffee?
I always have beer in the morning.
That too warm beer.
Hey green girl..
..do one thing, get some warm beer and come into the bedroom. Okay?
Please move your leg, how will I walk?
Passport!
Sanju, you didn't put on any nail polish. Naughty!
Beer! - Is it warm?
Chacha, I've lost my passport.
If you can.. - What do you think of me?
If you could tell your father to recommend me.
Then you do one thing..
..dance on some music, we'll get entertained.
And that would freshen up my brain.
And I can help you then.
Come on get up from here. - Who is it?
Whom are you talking to? - I am talking to you, get up!
Hey she's talking to.. - Get up!
Enough of your drama!
You think you're too smart?
Am I your servant that I should get you beer, put on the music!
I'll just show you..
Hey, Nisha. - Leave me!
He looks like a monkey..
..and he thinks he's Hrithik Roshan. - What are you doing?
Get lost from here or else I'll kill you.
What are you saying? - Leave me.
You want to see me dance, right?
Have you looked at yourself?
I rather not go to the US than take help from people like you.
Understood? Not get lost or else I'll kill you.
What are you looking at? Get lost! - Nisha! - Hey stop it.
This is why I don't like girls, because you use such bad words.
That's why I always stay with boys. - Get lost from here!
Get lost from here. - Let them go, Nisha!
You don't say anything to me or else I'll hit you too.
I have got the wedding invitation blessed by God.
The marriage will be successful.
You're right.
Yes, yes!
I'm thinking the same thing.
You're right.
Excuse me. - Yes!
I have an emergency!
Thank you!
Hi!
Oh God, what is he doing over here?
What happened to him?
What happened?
Any problem?
Obviously there will be a problem now that I've seen your face again.
No problem!
The machine has swallowed your card.
Card captured!
What do I do now?
Couldn't you find any other place for your romance?
I can't handle such lovers anymore.
Hello, excuse me!
We aren't lovers.
Don't talk such nonsense.
Move!
The government has made a lot of streets, go there.
Any other help?
Just get lost.
Come on; come on, yes, yes, yes!
What happened did your grandma die?
All you locals, I got another work permit!
I'll go to US.
Then at night..
Hey Kapil, what are you doing? - I am going to go to America.
Have you gone crazy? -I've got a visa!
Whatever I thought will come true now, I'll go to the US! - Hey, listen.
Hey auto, auto, stop! Come on brother!
Why didn't you stop the auto where I told you to stop one?
A driver stops there; I am the owner of this auto.
I am the owner. -It doesn't matter if you're the owner or a banner..
..you just drive! -Put on your seat belt, please.
Is this a Kingfisher's flight that this would have a seat belt?
Safety first.
Okay go!
What route do I take for Ashok Nagar?
Take a right from the second bridge at Ganesh Nagar.
A driver would go according to your will..
..but I'm the owner, I will take the longer route.
You'll take us by the long route..
..don't take us to Mathura because of that.
I think he's mad. -Yes that's true.
He is mad for sure.
Why did you stop over here?
To have some tea!
Have it after you drop us.
A driver would drop you and then go drink tea..
..and the one who drinks tea whenever he feels like is the owner.
He must get tea on credit over here.
Hello, talk to me with respect.
Okay mad man, you go. -Okay!
Oh God, what sort of a man did we come across. -Ram, get me some tea.
250.
That's 250 rupees? -Yes!
It's just 100 rupees till here.
Then how come it's 250 this time?
If a driver would have been driving it would've been 100 rupees..
..but I am the owner that's why it's 250 rupees. -Okay Mr. Owner!
You come upstairs and take your money.
I like it.
Here take this.
What is all this for, sir?
You're the owner of the auto, right..
..and you've come to our house..
..that's why. Drink, drink!
One should have such customers.
If we start understanding each other..
..there won't be any problems between people.
He had it at one go.
What if we had mixed poison into it? -Poison?
No, no, it's nothing.
Okay I'll go now. -Sit down, what's the hurry?
I'll make another peg for you now that you've already had one.
You can't drive the auto now. -Correct!
Here drink this.
I can't understand this love of yours. You are great.
You have touched my heart.
You're treating me like your brother, I like it.
Just like Rajinikanth said, what did you come with and..
..what are you taking back!
On your way back take the empty bottle with you.
It was a joke. -Drink it. -Drink it slowly.
Do you want to go to the bathroom?
I want pickle. -We don't have pickle.
Then I'll leave. -Please stay.
Who will pay us for the drinks, your father?
Did I ask for it? You gave it to me.
You'll drink anything that you get for free?
Will your drink someone's pee as well?
Can I ask you both a question?
First take out our money.
Take out our money!
Take out 1,400 rupees. -A quarter is for 100 rupees!
In a wine shop!
Here if we help you drink with our own hands, then it's 500 for a peg!
What is this, sir? -So that's 1,500 in total.
This is wrong, sir.
You've graduated with a MBA degree..
..and so you think you're a big man. -When did I study MBA?
I just know about the 1st gear and the 2nd gear.
You can't go hit the person you're angry with.
You can't hit them, right?
Why are you splashing water onto my face?
Should I splash soda onto your face then? Are you a foreigner?
I want to ask you a question.
If you delay it, you'll end up with loss of pay!
What's loss of pay? -You don't know what that is then..
..what sort of an owner are you?
I want to ask you both a question. -Then ask him your question.
What is your question? What is your question?!
You both are from Patna, right?
He asked us the correct question.
How did he know the correct answer? -Oh duffer!
It doesn't matter if a monkey washes his face..
..with mineral water and puts on makeup..
..he'll always show his true colours.
The same way, no matter how well you are dressed up..
..and how much perfume you wear..
..you'll always have the scent of our village.
Oh God, what sort of a question did he ask?
Why did you stop the bike over here?
Come on, I'll tell you.
We have a meeting with the GM at 10.
Come on, we'll take care of the GM later, come sit.
What are you doing now? -It's okay now.
Hey, not on your foot, on your hands.
What is he doing on the hands?
It's henna!
You were talking about this for a long time, right? -Me?
Yes you!
Please make it fast. -Exactly this design.
Hey, look at the lines on her palm properly. -Leave me.
Sorry, just like this. -What are you doing?
He called me stupid!
What have you turned into?
You should be angry, instead you're laughing.
Here take this money, this is enough. -Okay, thank you.
Nisha, what happened? Wait. -Nothing.
Who was that? -Who is he?
He is mad.
Why are trying to turn me into a girl?
How will I go to the office with this on my hands?
Can't you do this for a friend?
You love her, since when?
From this moment! -Who is it?
The one who's looking at me, it's her.
She's nice, right? -She is nice but I'm scared.
The thing is she was getting her henna done..
..and so I got you to show her to you.
If you had seen her in the Lokhandwala market..
..would you have made me wear the clothes from there?
Listen brother, only a few days left for your marriage.
Even the priest is busy learning the prayers properly for your wedding.
Don't think anything for now and don't make me think either.
I'm not thinking anything.
I'll go to the US in a few days..
..that's why I've already liked a girl who wants to go to the US.
You'll get settled in America..
..and I'll go mad and roam around in Kashi Ram.
Then I should love her, right? -Why?
Why are you asking me this?
Listen to me; I won't get involved in this with you.
Why are you getting scared of my father?
Sir, please give me 10 rupees.
Hey, ask him if he wants to put on some henna.
Let me go. -Please give me something, sir.
Two, Three, Four, Five, Six! Here.
You had gone to Lucknow, what happened?
Sir, the Red Rose Group in Lucknow was asking for two lakhs.
I tried to bargain but they didn't budge.
That's why I've booked another group in Kanpur.
They agreed at 50,000! They are very good.
What did I tell you to do and what did you do?
I want that Red Rose Group itself.
Look at me, even if I have to spend three lakhs..
..even then only they'll dance at my son's wedding.
What are you looking at?
Whatever I say, exactly that should happen at the wedding.
If anyone messes up anything, I won't spare you, no matter who you are.
He just watched comedy film.
He's making a joke of himself.
Hey Nisha, that mad man!
He's over there, look. -Mad Man? -That henna guy.
What is he doing over here?
Hi!
Where are you?
He sees a girl and starts flirting with them.
Yes I've been waiting for you.
Come fast!
You're on the way, right? -He's looking at us, right?
Not at us, at you!
You sit over here and let me sit over there. Get up!
I didn't even think..
What are you doing?
What are you doing, move!
Hey Nisha, what happened? - Nisha, what happened?
What happened madam, any problem?
No, no, nothing. She's okay.
Are you okay? -Two cappuccinos, two cold coffees.
Okay, madam. -Why are you embarrassing us?
I don't like it here, I'm going.
Hey Nisha, where are you going? -You guys sit over here, I have to go.
Why is Nisha doing this? -Thanks.
For what? - For thinking about me!
Shit!
You go around committing a felony, come inside!
Hey move it, you trouble girls! -I didn't do anything, sir.
Verma! -Sir!
Please keep today's statement at my desk. -Okay, sir I'll keep it.
Sir! -Yes, tell me, what's wrong?
Sir, the thing is, on Sunday morning at 9:30am I went to the US counsel.
Sir, it was Monday morning at 9:30 not on Sunday.
Yes! No 9:30.. -No, sir.
At 9:30 not 7:30! -Listen to me.
You all decide what is to be said and then tell me what happened.
Sir, I'll tell you.
I have forgotten my passport in one of the autos.
Do you know the auto number? -No, sir.
Then write me a complaint and give it to me..
..what else can you do? - Sir, sir!
I have to go to the US on the 18th.
So what can I do? Should I run behind autos for you?
I have about 100 complaints for lost passports.
Give it to me in writing and come back next week.
Where do these people come from? -Please, sir. -Hi, brother-in-law.
Hello brother-in-law, wait a minute.
Where did he come from? -Take this.
These are tickets for the IPL.
Sit next to Dhoni and watch the match!
Thanks, brother-in-law. -They are here to complain for a lost passport.
They are my friends.
They are your friends?
You're my brother-in-law's friends?
You should've told me this before!
Okay, I'll do something soon.
There is meeting in the Superintendent's office..
..I'll just come back. - Okay!
Listen, I have to talk to you.
You see, he's my brother-in-law!
He'll do anything for me.
Let's make a plan to find your passport!
Not over here.
With some coffee!
Coffee? -Okay!
Jenny! Talk a little.
What should I say?
Anything!
Listen, you lost your passport and that's why you didn't get your visa.
You won't talk to me other than this?
It's not like that, sir, I don't have anything to talk about.
Don't call me sir, just call me Kapil.
Jenny, you know one thing?
I was in Nainital last time. -Oh really?
Jyotika looks really nice, right?
Yes! -They say beautiful girls are full of drama.
What do you think about that?
Well..
I asked because you're also a pretty girl.
I'm not that pretty.
What do you know about that?
Indians don't like fair girls.
We like girls like you!
You are from Bengal, right? -Why are you asking me that?
Your curly hair, big eyes, the way you talk..
..isn't very pretty but..
..something attractive.
My mother is from Kerala and father is from Bangalore.
I've done my schooling from Bangalore as well.
Let me tell you where I am from, I am from Delhi.
My father is a big businessman.
I plan to get settled in America in the future.
I am getting ready for that.
Your brother-in-law will be able to find my passport, right? -Let him be.
I've heard girls from here are very friendly.
How are you? -No!
I'm a little different.
Okay, I understood that when I saw you.
Generally girls who talk a lot are always after the boys.
I read this somewhere. -You read wrong.
Do talk. -Yes.
Yes speak. -Is your meeting over?
It's just started, I'll talk later.
What was your phone number again, 9 8 4 1 1..
I didn't tell it to you. -Then tell it to me now.
The thing is, now that we'll get the passport, we'll have to communicate.
Tell me. -9 8 4 4 0
6 8 2 9 3.
This is my number, save it.
Okay.
Then I'll.. -We'll meet tomorrow at 8:30 in the morning..
..we'll go to M.G. Road. -For what?
Pushpender Singh, Passport officer..
..we'll meet him and talk to him.
And after that we both together..
Sorry. -I mean we'll get everything done. -Oh okay.
This is the passport officer, Pushpender Singh's house.
Okay. -The gate is locked.
What do we do now? -You wait over here for a minute.
Okay.
Yes, speak. -Greetings sir, how are you?
You made me apply henna on my hand early in the morning..
..then you went and got beer.
What are you going to do with me?
Listen to me carefully; today you're the passport office, Pushpender Singh.
The whole act lies on your shoulders today. -Got it, brother.
I'll keep calling you in between.
I might get the girl to talk to you as well.
Handle it, understood?
Yes, understood. -Okay, I understand, sir.
One minute, sir, she's right here.
Yes, sir, I'll give her the phone. -Here you go.
Hello, good morning, sir. -Yes good morning.
You do one thing, go roam around with him..
..till then I'll get some things done and we'll discuss it after that.
Okay, sir.
It feels great to have a drink early in the morning.
My love, go inside very carefully..
..if you go inside and do something wrong..
..then the liver will die and so will I.
To the beach! -Beach?
The thing is that, there is a beach over there..
..till he comes we can spend our time..
We can pass our time..
..at the beach.
Okay. -Okay.
"Yeah."
"I tell you, baby, we won't stop."
"One more time."
"Woo!"
Take this. -One more. -Okay.
Thank you.
One minute.
Hello, what is it?
Please forgive me, brother.
Forgive me!
I peed in the fridge thinking it's the toilet!
What did you say? -All the fruits got spoilt, brother.
How will you have fruits now?
Forgive me, please forgive me, brother.
What happened?
He is sad that he made us run around.
We'll have to run around if we want to get things done. -Yes!
Correct, so shall we go?
You!
Hello! -Yes, brother.
I have forgotten my face somewhere, I don't understand this.
Call after some time.
Hello. -Hello!
The person you're trying to contact is vomiting right now.
Get me some lemon soda on your way here.
Sorry Nisha, we couldn't get anything done.
Take a half day leave tomorrow, I'll get everything done.
All day..
..the whole day was wasted!
How will I get this done, I don't get this!
He's doing this deliberately.
Then why are you after him?
Don't go. -I have no other option.
I have to go to America no matter what.
Where all did you go?
We went to our honeymoon, come over I'll tell you everything!
What are you saying? -Then tomorrow?
The passport office person has called us.
Then enjoy yourself!
I'll see what happens tomorrow.
I'll scream on him if nothing happens tomorrow.
Sir, it's your son-in-law!
Who are you talking about?
Yes, sir. -Driver, take the car next to the bike.
Son-in-law, son-in-law!
Over here!
Greetings, son-in-law! -Greetings, sir.
Call me father-in-law not sir.
Come inside.
No, no, it's okay.
Listen, get his bike.
I have to go do some work.
Oh come on in, son-in-law.
Son-in-law, do you know why I like you?
I don't know. -What are you saying?
You alone look like you're the life of Patna.
No matter how good looking people may be..
..you end up finding something wrong with them. -Oh is that so?
Where were you going?
Passport office! -Passport office?
No sir, just like we have the Shanti Bhawan..
..same way there is a Shastri Bhawan, it's a hotel.
You get very nice breakfast over there.
You get really nice breakfast there.
Take the car there! -No, no!
It's a very small hotel.
How can you go over there, it won't look nice!
I am a very big foodie!
I love chickpeas with rice!
Those white chickpeas..
..with a few spices, some onions and some clarified butter..
..you mix that eat, it tasted very good.
It should have some spices some onions..
..and some clarified butter, it tasted so good!
I alone can eat a full pressure cooker full of chickpeas.
Father-in-law, I'll get off here.
I'll drop you at Shastri Bhawan myself.
No, no, I have some office work, I'll get that done.
I'll meet you later. -You are so shy!
Take the car to the side. -Thanks, father-in-law. -Okay, son-in-law.
Shit!
Thanks for keeping me waiting. -Nisha!
The thing is Nisha.. -Whatever you did for me was enough!
Nisha, no matter what I say you won't understand me.
You'll get mad. Nisha, wait.
Please let's talk it out, please listen to me.
Please hold on.
We'll meet tomorrow morning and I'll solve all your problems.
Or else I will never meet you, trust me, okay?
Tomorrow morning 8:30 at Shastri Bhawan!
I'll be waiting for you, okay bye!
"Let it go!"
Hi! - Hi!
Shall we go? -Yes!
The girl's name is Nisha, sir. -Okay, sir.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you, thank you so much!
Caught you!
Don't disturb me. -What is this? A laptop?
It didn't switch on till now.
Oh idiot!
Let it be.
Let me tell you one thing, me and Nisha are going to America together.
Drop me at Dubai on your way there.
I'll live my life riding a camel.
Or else your father will kill me.
Listen to me, let alone America..
..even if you go to the African jungles..
..your father will find you and kill you.
I've decided upon it after giving it a lot of thought.
How does it matter if we travel together?
Okay, now your work is done..
..so leave him alone!
I'm telling you to think again!
If your father finds out about this, he'll beat us up!
He has helped so much..
..and I didn't even say thanks to him.
That's why I'm going for a coffee with him.
I'm going to tell her how I feel, today.
And after that we'll become love birds and we'll fly high in the sky!
I'll do what I think is right.
I like Kapil a lot, and he's my best friend.
And you won't ask me anything more than this. Okay?
Shankar!
When will the evening come? -It will come after the afternoon!
Okay, so when will it be afternoon?
It's afternoon right now!
Oh yeah..
..where will you live in America?
Do you have any relatives there? -I have no one there!
It would be great if I find a friend like you!
You were tense because you couldn't go to America, right?
Is there any problem?
No, that's not the case.
I have to go to America no matter what before the 18th of April.
Or else my life would end up changing. -Why is that so?
It's a long story, I'll tell you about it some other time.
Now that we're going to the US, we'll be free, tell me then!
That's okay, but I've been noticing you from day one..
..you have been desperately trying to go to America since then!
But you never told me why are you going?
I didn't tell you?
You helped me so much..
..and I didn't even tell you anything, I forgot.
Okay so guess!
Hey come on, no suspense, you tell me.
Okay, I'm getting married on the 18th of April in America!
Why are you looking at me like this? This is why I was so tense.
This is my groom, his name is Santosh.
He is nice, right?
We just fell in love while chatting on Facebook, I never..
I have never met Santosh face to face.
We've only talked to each other through emails.
My sister is in America.
Santosh met my sister..
..and then he proposed to me.
My sister has no problem at all, she agreed to our marriage.
She can't come to India..
..and that's why I decided to go to America to get married.
I would've left 10 days ago..
..but the passport created so much of confusion.
I'm going to America because I don't want to get married.
And you're going to America because you want to get married.
What sort of a game is this?
Why did it bring us together?
I somehow fell in love with you.
We were together for so many days, why did you hide this from me?
Tell me, tell me!
Kapil!
Where are you lost?
You're just not reacting to what I'm saying.
No, it's nothing.
You'll get married in America and you'll grow distant once we get there..
..that's what I was thinking about. -Just because girls get married..
..does that break all her other relations?
I don't believe in all of this.
Hello!
My hearty wishes for your married life!
You can say this with a happy face as well, right?
You won't forget me after we go to the US, right?
Do come to meet my husband.
Now we're friends, right?
Sure! -It's gotten so late, I'll make a move now.
Let it go, girls are like this, they are betrayers.
She hid the fact that she was getting married.
She used you as a travel agent..
..and then she left you.
The fault is mine, Shankar.
I never even asked anything about her and fell in love with her.
Do others fall in love after getting her bio-data?
People fall in love and make a fool of themselves.
She betrayed you and you're still not mad at her?
Shankar, I'm just happy about one thing..
..that I'm going to be travelling with her for 20 hours in the same flight.
That's enough for me.
I should pack up everything.
The flight is at 1:30 at night, I've called for a taxi.
I'll go get the currency exchanged. -What happened, Mr. Groom?
Why are you sitting over here? Let's go home.
No, I'll come in a train at night.
That won't do, you'll go with me right now.
Father, my office friends want to come with me as well.
We'll manage everything, your flight is at 11, let's go.
The thing is that.. -Hey!
You're going to get married, I won't say anything else.
Let's go!
I'm telling you this for the last time.
We'll go to the village and talk.
Hey, take his things and put them in the car.
Everyone go and sit in the car.
Come on, let's go.
Come on, I told you too.
Listen to me..
..go home before there is any problem, the rest we'll manage later.
Make it fast, the guests are about to arrive.
Come on, let's go. -Coming, aunty.
Brother is here. Coming, aunty!
Greetings! -You're here, my son, how are you?
Brother! -How are you, sister? -I am good.
You've come from so far, I hope no bad energy took over him.
Why are you so shy? -Welcome him home.
Come on, let's take him inside.
Greetings, please come in.
Come in. -Come on inside, brother.
You're going to get married now..
..and from today you can't roam around outside.
What is happening?
Take a photo. -They are taking a photo, come fast.
Everyone has to smile.
Shit!
Make it fast; a lot of flowers are left. -Okay!
When will they come? -They can come any time.
Catch me!
2500!
Your coffee! -What is your husband doing?
Open the door. -Uncle, open the door.
Uncle!
Uncle! -Uncle, you're getting married tomorrow, right?
Go away. -Let's go and play.
Look at him; does he look like a groom?
It looks like he is a servant.
What is this brother?
You're always scolding him!
This is all because of the freedom you gave him.
Ask him what he has done.
What has he done?
Kapil, what have you done?
Tell me your problem.
No, it's nothing like that, aunty.
You have a sad face since the morning; you aren't even talking to us.
It's nothing, aunty. -How will he tell you?
I'll tell you..
..he was running away from his marriage and going to America.
I brought him from midway.
Oh God, is this true?
Yeah, ask him if this is true or not.
Yes this is true, I don't want to get married..
..I want to get settled in America.
What is wrong in that?
If he is refusing to get married, why are you getting him married?
Can you stay quiet?
Listen Kapil, the girl is very beautiful.
She is good at heart and she's very educated.
And her family is giving us jewellery as well.
Get married, my son.
If I get married to that girl..
..I'm scared I might end up mad as well.
Leave me alone; let me live my life in peace.
Then go live.
We raised you with so much difficulty for this day itself.
The parents always want the best for their children.
I will get married but that should be of my own will.
Father, you aren't trying to understand me. -Yes, why not.
You'll elope with any girl and we won't do anything about that?
That's it, right? -I have no interest in arguing with you.
I am not interested in getting married.
I'm going to America.
The act that you don't want to get married is a lie.
You're going to America with a girl..
..whom I've got my hands on already and that's the truth.
What is this, my son?
There is nothing like this, aunty. -Oh shut up.
You roam around with that girl; you have fun and eat food with her.
Roam the whole city.
You've booked tickets together to go to America..
..and when we ask you, you say you both don't know each other.
Your father got his ears pierced when he was 10.
I have all the records for where you went and who you went with..
..should I tell you that?
Father, she's just a friend.
She wants to go to America, I just helped her.
There is nothing like you think.
Which lover has the courage to speak up?
No matter who she is..
..I have arranged for the wedding.
The wedding has to take place.
After you marry a girl of my choice, go where you please.
Or go to Africa.
I don't care about that.
But if you try to get out of this wedding..
..I won't consider that you are my own son.
I don't want issues in this wedding because of her.
That's why I have made arrangements. - What do you mean?
What did you do to the girl?
Tell me, what did you do?
Yes, I'm leaving at once.
Flight? What are you doing? - Get in!
Oh, father! Are you insane?
She's getting married in the US.
With you! - She's marrying someone else.
That's why she is going to the US.
What is this about?
I don't know what to say!
Where are you hiding her?
Actually, I told my son-in-law the Inspector.. - Oh!
What have you done? Are you insane along with your husband?
He said it and he did it!
Listen, if she doesn't go to the US, this wedding won't happen.
Go and set her free. What a matchmaker! - Kapil!
Listen to me. - Where are you going? - Wait! Listen.
Listen to me. Wait. Don't be crazy. - Son, stop.
Stop talking nonsense. - Please stop! - Son!
Hey, be quiet! - Where are you taking me?
Be quiet. Why didn't you find another boy? - Let me go!
He's highly connected and won't let you get away with it.
If you needed money, you should have asked for it!
Drive faster!
Where did they take the girl?
Outside the city to the rice factory.
The factory? - Don't cry, dear.
He will be back.
Why are you forcing her? - Let me go.
Don't do this. - Come on.
Let her go! - Let go!
Why are you shouting?
What are you doing? This is a sin.
Let her go! - Don't shout.
Go and be the watchman. - I curse you!
Hello, sir. - What?
Where's Rajnagar rice mill?
Go straight and turn left at the next turning point.
To the left? - Yes.
Alright, sir. - Okay.
Hello! Did anyone bring a girl here?
I don't know. - God!
Nisha!
Nisha!
Nisha!
Nisha! - What?
There's no one here. Go away. - Is there anyone called Nisha?
There's no girl called Nisha. Get out of here.
I know she's here. I will take her away.
Get out of here.
I'm being polite. Get out of my way.
Get out of here.
You're acting too smart.
Nisha!
Nisha!
Nisha!
Nisha!
Where are you hiding her?
They are fighting, dear.
You better avoid them and run away.
Be careful.
Nisha.
Nisha.
Why did you do this?
What did I do wrong?
Is this what it means to be your friend?
No, Nisha! I.. - Just stop it.
It's nonsense. It's all a lie.
You're a criminal!
You planned this to get revenge on me.
Did I love you?
Was I going to elope with you?
Tell me!
You're really happy that my wedding is called off.
That's why you did all this drama.
What did I do wrong?
Why are you punishing me?
Why do you want revenge? - Please, Nisha.
I have.. - Enough.
Don't stand before me.
I can't let you back into my life. Get lost.
I knew this would happen.
It's just a year later.
I left Delhi to avoid you..
..and married a Bihari girl.
But you found me.
Brothers, I just put the nuptial chain around her neck.
You turned me into a rooster on a sword.
Keep this away. It scares me.
Where is he? You know it. Just tell us.
If I tell you, will you let me go? - Yes, tell me.
So should I tell you where he is? - Tell me.
He is abroad. - He's being honest.
Kapil is abroad. - What?
What is that fool doing abroad? - Speak up.
I will tell you. I swear by your moustaches.
I don't know where he is abroad.
Do one thing. Find him.
You have kids at home.
Shame on you!
Since I've sprouted a moustache I've had one dream.
I will enjoy my wedding night. Don't mess up my dream.
Shankar! Until my kid gets back..
..your wife will stay with us. - What?
After that, you can have your wedding night.
Lovely verdict!
Amazing.
Move this sword, brothers!
I will speak to my wife.
Say it to him, he will convey it.
No, sir. - Tell me.
It's okay. - I said, say it.
Alright, tell my wife I'm caught amongst fools.
They stopped my wedding half way.
I will have my wedding night after they're dead.
Tell her, go on!
Alright! Lift him up! - Oh no!
I don't know what's going on in my life.
A girl has been ruined because of me.
The thought of it makes me guilty.
Delhi, family, friends, I left them all to come here..
..to live alone.
I am working as senior consultant on a government project.
Sometimes, I miss my city, village..
..and my father.
If I think of the past it will hurt.
I forget everything to work and live here.
Can I have a lift?
'Help girls and you ask for trouble.'
'I've had enough of being trapped once.'
Okay. Yeah.
Hey, what's up? Tomorrow is our day.
Oh, yeah, I know.
I booked a cruise for our annual party tomorrow.
Oh. - You're invited, okay?
Hey, I'll be expecting you. - Where?
At Victoria Boat House at 3:00 p.m. - That's nice.
You're coming, right? - Let's see.
Come on, join us and enjoy yourself.
No!
Let's go there. - Hey, no! I don't like this.
Hey, oh! Busy.
Hey, man! You came! - Cheers. - You want some of this?
No, no! - Take them all!
Look at this magic! - I'm fine.
I put them all in the beer.
And you drink it, you're out of the world.
Hey, waka waka.
It's time for Africa! - Hey, watch out, man!
No, Tony, no!
God darn it! - Don't worry. You'll be alright.
Here, sir.
Please fill up the formalities and give this at the reception. - Sure.
I'm sorry. HMO is no more interested.
Because he doesn't have proper papers.
I'm sorry. - It's an emergency! I don't have the papers.
I'm sorry, you must have the papers.
Darn it! What are you talking about?
He needs immediate medical attention.
I'll talk to your HMO. Where is she?
She's coming there.
Hi.
Yes, what do you want?
My friend had an accident and he is serious.
He has to be admitted right now. - Sorry.
This country's hospital has rules.
We can't do anything without paperwork.
Take him to another hospital.
Nisha, that's the past speaking.
Past? What do you mean?
We met, we fought and parted. - I have forgotten the past.
Don't keep hassling me. - That's personal stuff.
Don't ruin my friend's life.
Please. - What's your problem? I can't help.
Nisha!
You're misunderstanding me.
Whatever happened.. I didn't do it! How do I explain to you?
Why should I understand? I've suffered by trusting you once.
So? Is this your revenge? - Yes, it is. I don't care.
Nisha, listen to me.
I don't have time to fight.
Understand me, for God's sake!
Excuse me.
HMO has allowed your friend for treatment.
Don't worry. He'll be alright.
I thought, it's all over.
I came here to forget about her.
But why did God make us meet here?
I don't want to fall for her. That scares me.
"I can't live without you."
"I want your love."
"I see your face, when I close my eyes."
"I can't live without you."
"I want your love."
"I see your face, when I close my eyes."
"You're my angel. You're my angel!"
"You're my angel. You're my angel!"
"You're my angel. You're my angel!"
"You're my angel. You're my angel!"
"I can't live without you."
"I want your love."
"I see your face, when I close my eyes."
"All I see is you."
"You're in my breath."
"Since I've seen you, life has changed."
"These wet eyelashes.."
"..the story of love."
"I can't bear to be away from you."
"You're my angel. You're my angel!"
"You're my angel. You're my angel!"
"You're my angel. You're my angel!"
"You're my angel. You're my angel!"
"I can't live without you."
"I want your love."
"I see your face, when I close my eyes."
"You're my heartbeat, I am nothing without you."
"There is nothing in this heart, besides your love."
"My painful breath echoes with memory."
"I sigh when I think of you."
"You're my angel. You're my angel!"
"You're my angel. You're my angel!"
"You're my angel. You're my angel!"
"You're my angel. You're my angel!"
What are you doing?
Where are you, Kapil?
People are thrusting their hands into my sarong!
I'm feeling orphaned.
Excuse me. I want tring tring.
Hiya! Yes.
Please.
Thank you, Mr. White Man.
I will call my friend.
It's off. The father hassled me enough, why is the son doing it?
Oh, God! - Come, check this guy.
What should I do, now? - Hey, man!
What? - Come here.
Me? - Yes, you come.
I am coming. Thank you, white man.
They are darker than tar.
I guess, Kapil sent them. - Sugar.
Sugar? I see.
Kapil used to call me Chini, lovingly.
It's sugar in English.
Yes ma'am, sugar. - Get inside.
Are you both actors?
Because I have seen guys like you in such films.
Right, but how do you get to be so big?
Do you eat something special?
Look at him coming along quietly.
Are you into kite flying?
Your faces are really black.
Don't you smile? Don't you understand comedy?
What? What is it?
Why did you stop at such a desolate place?
Do they want to pee?
Why did ma'am get out?
Yes, coming.
What? - Give me the sugar.
Sugar? I am Sugar, take me.
You idiot! Give me the brown sugar.
You've kidnapped me!
Oh, my!
I don't know about brown sugar.
People call me Chini.
That's what I called sugar in English.
I'm going. - I'm going to kick your..
Stop!
Just as the power goes off after the fuse goes off..
..that's how you've come in the way, brother.
If you break that bottle of liquor, I'll break you!
They dropped me in the middle of nowhere.
Where can I find Kapil in this unknown city?
He deceived me saying he would come for me.
Where did you go?
Kapil! Hey, you!
I told you to wait at the airport. Why are you here?
I'm trying to dry off this fish.
Instead of coming to the airport your phone was off.
Everyone was feeling me up through my sarong. - Now I am here.
What is this? Dressed like a groom. I believe you're getting married.
Any good news?
Don't rub salt on my wounds.
I barely got home after the wedding..
..when your father kidnapped me and sent me here.
He's still the same.
Your father isn't like American currency.
He's a fake penny.
He's worse.
You know what he said?
He said, I can't meet my wife until I get you back.
Listen, come back with me. Let me meet my wife.
What are you thinking about?
I'm talking to you!
Why is your forehead swollen?
It's not! - Your eyes are red.
Eyes are red? - Show me your tongue.
You've got monkey fever.
Monkey fever? - It's like 'chicken gunya' back home.
Yes. - They have monkey fever here.
I'm having chest pains listening to you.
If you wait longer, every part of you will ache.
I don't want that. Do something.
Let's go. Get in. - Hurry.
You're right on time. - Sit quietly.
Watch out for the stairs.
That's for the ECG.
We have to go elsewhere. - Where is the ECG?
Listen to me. - Be quiet.
Listen! - There's a separate monkey ward.
What are you doing? - No, that way. - No!
No, this way. - Hey!
Come on! - You fool!
Hi.
Another ward for you. - Wait up!
You let me go, just because of your lover.
If something went wrong, I would have been in bad shape.
Actually, you see..
..she couldn't get married because of me.
I have to find out if she got married again.
Get admitted here for a day.
We will know if she is married on not.
Hey, don't you have a heart or mind like your father?
After the wedding night, rather than my wife going for a delivery..
..I am going to the general ward!
I'll curse both of you.
Shankar, wait.
Wow, everybody is in innerwear.
Don't people dress fully even at Diwali?
Be quiet! You're married. Don't ogle.
I'm just married. Nothing else has been done after that.
I have left behind my wife.
Why are you so sad? - Oh!
Your father is there. - What for?
To eat at home?
Forget it.
How will I know if she is married or not?
She isn't wearing the nuptial chain.
Did her husband sell it off?
Hey! - What else?
Girls sometimes don't wear the nuptial chain in our country.
She is from abroad.
You don't see nuptial chains here.
I have an idea to find out her marital status.
What? - Ask her.
I get it! Correct.
I'll ask her myself! Whoo! - That wasn't an idea.
Hey! - I just said that, casually.
She is not married. Right?
No. - What is it?
You don't know girls.
Until someone chases them..
..they keep roaming around. - Here we go again.
If someone chases them..
..they change at once.
They wash their hair and comb it.
They wash their face and use make up.
They trim their eyebrows.
They wear high heels.
And they develop themselves.
Where is he?
Hi.
Relax!
Just wait, two minutes. - What are you doing?
I will say what I've come to say okay? - What do you want?
I want to know something.
Tell me. - My question may upset you.
But, I can't help but ask.
Are you living alone or with someone?
What right do you have to ask me that? - I'm a friend.
Don't you talk about friendship. - Correct!
You should get upset.
If I am angry, you should be too!
You can hit me, scold me, abuse me.
Wait, Nisha! Two minutes, wait.
I need to speak to you.
Thanks for admitting my friend that day.
Thanks.
Oops! There's the signal! Bye.
No! This is wrong.
When you were explaining to me, I left you. This is wrong.
What is it, Shankar? I was just being friendly!
She was acting even more pricey.
You were right. You're always right.
You keep talking and I will listen and improve.
Listen, this is for your benefit.
At least, explain it to me.
I was saying..
..stop chasing her.
Hit me, scold me, abuse me, I will take it all.
Because, we are from the same village.
We grew up together.
But, when you run away mid conversation..
..I hate it!
It really hurts, you know?
I keep talking to myself.
And people will consider me crazy, right?
Hi.
Oh, God! - Don't you get it?
Don't chase me, fool!
You want to say that, right?
Look, you.. - Cool!
People will think we're lovers if we chat like this in public.
Listen.. - And you will get upset.
Why are you hounding me?
Listen, it's not the way you think it is. Just sorry.
You won't listen to that, right? Forget about it.
Sorry for what happened with you.
I'm here, Nisha.. Wait.
Let go!
No! - Don't grasp me like an ape.
You leave me like a vagrant bus.
I don't want you to jump into the water.
Let go. Come on! - Yes.
I will know if she is married or not.
Just ask her! It may be too late. - No!
I can't ask just like that.
I will ask discreetly.
This is too much talking!
You've talked enough.
Shankar, see! There she is.
You came here, since you knew she'd be here.
Come on! - One moment.
What do you want?
Listen to me. - Listen.
Don't speak. Go away, without a word.
Why? Does the thought of speaking to me scare you?
Why should I be scared? - Then, talk to me.
Why should I speak to you?
Listen, the past is past. - Stop it!
You've been chasing me and irritating me!
What do you want?
You want to say sorry? That won't get me married.
The rumors you spread about me..
..won't go away!
I've been through no end of trouble.
I live here alone, estranged from family and friends.
The reason is you.
What should I do? Tell me.
I didn't want to meet you again, but my fate!
Nothing will work out.
Don't keep any hope, okay?
Poor thing! Still unmarried.
Congratulations! She's not married.
Get lost. My wife hasn't kissed me yet.
Stop kissing me. - I'm really happy.
I know, your father loves splitting up married couples.
You love stopping the marriage of people who are going to marry.
Why does others' sorrow please you?
I will begin again. - What?
My love. - You know what your father will do.
You have to fish despite the waves.
Love is my forte. - Pathetic!
How can you be so confident? She spat in your face.
Disgusting. - Get lost.
The love story begins again.
Life is all set.
My new love story begins!
You're Jack from the Titanic! Spreading your arms!
Oh.
Hi, Nisha. I'm out.
Call me back.
Hi, Nisha. Kapil here.
I need to talk to you.
Wait, don't disconnect.
This is going to be a special day for us.
Can you guess what? Okay.
I will say it. Not now. Tomorrow, I will tell you.
Till then, take care, bye, bye.
Hey!
Shankar!
What? Oh, God!
My wife! - What is it?
Everyone comes abroad to sing.
I'm going from abroad to Patna!
You messed that up, too!
Song? - Why? Can't we sing?
Your father is okay.
He splits people up for real.
You separate me in dreams.
I wonder whether she will come back in dreams.
Shankar. Wear shorts, not the sarong.
Why? - Let's say hi to Nisha at home.
Hey! People use the washroom in time! Get lost.
Please! - Let go.
We met a year ago.
At this time, on this day.
I want to celebrate our anniversary.
Shankar.
"Chameli..
Wait. I'm expecting a call.
It must be that.
I asked your mother-in-law for tea an hour ago.
Go and see about that.
Okay, father.
Mallika!
You gave me so many kisses!
What if my wife took the call?
You'd be dead.
Son! - Father!
I'm here alone after the wedding.
And you want a chick there!
I'll thrash you!
Give my mother the phone.
Shankar, I'm pregnant.
At your age? - No! The cow is pregnant.
If she is, apply turmeric on her and send her to her maternal home.
Give me that. - Let me speak.
Hello, brother.
I won't speak to you.
I am upset. My husband won't talk to you either.
Don't you talk to me, either.
Or I'll say something in anger.
Are you listening to me?
She said she won't speak and is chattering away.
Give my wife the phone.
Did you get what I asked for? - What?
Imported briefs! - Really?
I'll get one off someone's washing line.
Let me speak to my wife.
Listen, it's Saroja.
Saroja!
Hello?
Hello?
Hi.
Oh.
God.
Hey, Nisha.
What is it? Are you too smart or something?
Do what you want. I won't forgive you.
I just hate you.
I get angry just thinking about you.
Nisha, wait. - Listen to me, Kapil.
Don't walk with me.
Or I'll shout and insult you. - Scream.
Tell them all. You're acting too pricey.
What did I do wrong?
You act as if I'm a killer.
Your marriage was stalled and so was mine.
The day you were to get married I was to get married, too.
Do you know that?
I didn't marry since I heard you're not married.
Do you know that?
Always thinking of yourself!
But I was shocked, too.
I'm being punished for my father.
My greatest fault is that..
I love you.
That's why I was roaming with you.
I tried to help you to be friends with you.
We have gone through so much.
Still you're avoiding me like a stranger.
I've been chasing you for days.
Don't you love me at all?
Taxi! - Nisha!
You're still leaving!
Go!
You love me.
But your ego is making you leave me.
Soon, you will return to me.
No matter what happens, this will happen.
Does it hurt? Let it hurt more.
You can't love without considering things.
If your father knows you're hurt..
..he will die.
She went away without a thought for you.
Thank God, it was a tiny wound.
If you'd been hurt more your life would be doomed.
Listen to me.
Don't stay here anymore. Let's go to the village.
Come on.
"My love may turn away from me."
"I won't be able to live with heartbreak."
"I don't know and can't understand a thing."
"This is a riddle I can't solve."
"Your love is not understood by me. Why?"
"I am lost, since I know the truth."
"My love may turn away from me."
"I won't be able to live with heartbreak."
"I don't know and can't understand a thing."
"This is a riddle I can't solve."
Hi.
Hello!
Hey!
This is my number. Save it.
Hey! - Come on.
Save it and call me when you wish.
I'll be there for you. Bye!
Hello?
Hello?
Hey, Kapil!
Kapil!
Sorry. - Hi.
Hello?
It's you! How are you?
Are you well?
I'm glad you took the call.
Ever since we are apart..
..I can't sleep.
I can't sleep without you either.
Missing me, are you? - No way!
Actually, there are too many mosquitoes.
No wonder, otherwise you'd be fast asleep. Right?
When will you be back, dear?
When Kapil returns. - What?
Darling, my mood has changed after talking to you.
Give me a kiss.
I can't! Everyone is watching.
Who is watching? - Everyone here.
Be specific! That won't do.
Give it to him. Right?
Yes! Go ahead.
Oh, God! Sorry! Is that a public meeting? - Should I?
Are you on speaker or what?
Have you no sense?
It's Sunday, you see.
And there's nothing on TV.
Everyone is bored.
So I said, my husband will call.
I'll turn the speaker on.
You can listen to us.
That's it. - I'm going to set you right. Hang up!
Will you have something?
No, nothing, thank you.
Okay. Thank you.
Kapil!
Ten calls in five minutes. I know what you want to say.
Thanks, Nisha. - Yes.
I want to hear it.
The three words. Let me hear them.
Just tell me.
Come on!
I will kill you!
Nothing.
Drop me here.
Who is she?
What is it? Do you recognize her?
She's the judge's daughter.
She's our daughter-in-law.
My son can marry when he wants.
But she's my daughter-in-law.
I told the judge to let her come with me.
She will live here.
God bless you, dear.
Watermelon? Orange juice. Shake.
Yes! Yeah.
What happened, Nisha?
He isn't taking the call!
Krishna, can't you wait?
I am hungry!
I'll eat before he arrives.
Sorry I'm late.
Sorry, Nisha. - This is too late!
Hi, how are you?
One moment. - Yeah.
I'm Kapil. - Hello.
Thank you. - I know.
You stopped Nisha's wedding, right?
Well, that was.. - What about it?
Don't rake up the past. - It may be your past. - Krishna!
If you'd done that here, you'd be in prison for two years.
You thought, there's no one to question you.
I am Nisha's brother-in-law.
And I have all the rights to do that.
Speak to me, first.
Krishna, quiet. Let me speak.
Listen to me. I love your sister.
I want to marry her. - Yes.
Nisha told me about it.
It's okay by me but I have some conditions. - What?
Stop! It's not okay for me.
I will question. - If I'd asked questions, you wouldn't be married.
Be calm.
You are here only to drive the car, okay?
Will your father let you marry Nisha?
You don't know him.
We are like friends.
He does as I please.
He will fall in with my choice.
Alright, then.
The elders must bless the wedding.
Does your village have bullock carts and ice lollies?
Yes, sure. Do visit.
It's very entertaining. - Really?
I will come.
I will speak to father and let you know. - Yes, sure.
Brother. Come this way. - Look at this.
You think too hard to talk to your son.
Brother. - Take it easy.
He's called after so long! Talk to him.
God! Father is going to talk to me. - What?
Speak to him! - How can I?
Speak to him! Go on.
Father, how are you?
Father, I wish to come to the village.
When will you be here?
I have got a week's holiday.
So, how can I tell him? - Get to the point.
What are you doing? - What is it?
Why don't you speak?
Are you angry with me?
If you are, forgive me. - Don't say sorry, father.
You've estranged me.
I will do as you please.
Come back at once. - Okay.
Father, I'll be back soon. - Success!
I'll talk to you later. Okay.
Why are you laughing?
I'm crying!
Thanks, brother. My father and I are together.
Yes. Your family is number one.
I will cry when I meet you.
I am feeling the idea of meeting my wife.
Tomorrow night..
..will be my nuptial night.
Ew!
Listen, Kapil is here.
Come along. - Yes, I'll be there.
Hello. - Hello. - I'm fine.
Hello.
I told you I have a friend, Sundar.
They are his parents.
I see. Hello. - Hello.
Hello. Come in. - Speak to them. Listen. - Come in.
Rest a while.
I will inform father you're here.
No problem. Take him if you need any help. - Fantastic.
No, it's okay. - I'm very tired.
Hey, Kapil. Is there any McDonald's here?
What? We don't have a McDonald's here.
I can give you cow pats. Will that do?
Don't talk rubbish!
Nisha. - What?
Nothing. You should rest.
Listen, if there are issues, don't lose it. Speak calmly. Okay?
Don't worry. I'll take care.
See you. - Yeah.
Hello. Yes, I'm here. - What?
Yes, I just got here. I'll be there. Darling! - Shankar.
So, can we leave? - It'll take 10 minutes that way.
I'll get there in two minutes flat by the shortcut.
I can't waste eight minutes of my life.
I am leaving. - Where are you rushing off to?
You came with me.
Or I will get on a bus to Delhi, now.
You know my father.
You will be starved for love forever.
You have other issues. Don't bring my wedding night into this.
Come with me, if you want to be with your wife.
Will you get intimate with me now?
Uncle, are you alright? - Hello, my son.
I'm fine. - Where is father?
He went out. He'll be back soon.
Look, uncle! - Good.
Your nephew is back home safe. - Yes.
He's got all his bits and pieces intact.
You can check. I'm leaving. - Hey!
Since you are here, come and have food. - Okay.
Listen to me. - How are you, grandma?
I'm fine, son. - Yes.
How did you get back? - I said, you're dying.
Get lost, rascal! I'll live to be 100. - What is wrong with you?
Get lost.
What is wrong?
I saw your father's horrid face at the threshold.
Let me go. I'm going to leave.
You always get petrified of father! Come along.
Let's go. - Kapil, come in.
Kapil, how are you?
You've lost so much weight.
Really. - Forget about all that. I'm hungry.
Make me flatbreads at once.
Got any pickles?
Get that too. - Okay.
You can eat all the pickles. Just let me go!
Where are you going?
You brought my son back.
Eat or I won't let you go.
Come in.
Meena! - Let's go. - Okay.
I came here to eat all this. - Hurry up!
Hey. Let me go!
I want to go home to eat leftovers made by my wife.
Eat that at lunch. Eat here, now.
I guess I can't go anywhere alone today.
Here's some water.
Take it. - Who is she?
I don't know. - She's my daughter-in-law.
The judge's daughter.
She's your future wife.
Oh, no!
What is it? Why did you get up?
I don't like it. - The food or her?
Here we go again. Run for it.
Oh, no.
Father, you'll never change.
What are you saying? I'm going to slap you.
What is this? As soon as he came you started quarrelling with him.
What will happen to her if he refuses to marry her?
I promised the judge. What about that?
If anyone said that, I would have killed him.
I have to put up with it since he is my son.
Listen to me. I love my honor.
You will marry her and I will make it happen.
I don't want her.
I am in love with someone.
Who is she?
Is she an expatriate?
It's the girl you got kidnapped.
I love her.
See? I said that, the other day.
You fooled me..
..and said it's not love or anything.
I didn't love her then.
But I do, now. So what?
What did you say? So what?
I'm not a bullock to dumbly agree to all you do.
The day you went all over with her, I realized it.
Sooner or later, this will happen.
You say you love her and you're standing before me.
What a brave heart you are!
I don't know about that.
You said you'd take my lead and I'm here for that.
Why are you making a big deal about my wedding?
I'm not! You are doing that.
Listen to me. I love Nisha.
That's why, I brought her to meet you.
I brought her too! What should I say to her?
Oh, God! What do I do? I just don't get it.
If you were educated, you would understand me.
You just know how to kill and murder.
Don't try to do this to me.
Just let me be.
Let me live my life.
Come here, Chandan. Come quickly.
He's your age, too.
He's not educated He operates a tractor here.
He got married, has two kids and lives with his mother.
The educated child..
..abandons his home and family.
I thought, education would support people.
But the educated man runs away.
Right? Are we begging you for money?
If parents have no right to get their kids married, then..
..why did I educate you so much?
Was it a mistake to educate you?
What are you saying? I would be like him if I'd stayed.
I didn't ask you to share my sorrow.
Be happy and live here.
Stay happy with the family, at a festival and go happily.
We need family to tide over a crisis.
Why don't you get it?
It's always about family!
What did they do for us?
Remember, I can't live for others.
I want to live for myself. - How did you get so willful?
If you had to work instead of studying, you should say this.
Oh.
I can't fight you.
I will marry who I want.
I am mature. You can't force me.
Oh, my! Are you teaching me the law?
Listen, I got that girl abducted since I thought she's trouble.
If she stops the wedding..
..I will do what it takes. - Are you doing it on purpose?
Let's see what you can do.
Do what you can.
Hey! - Kapil.
Don't threaten me! - Listen, my son.
Watch what I do.
Listen to me.
He was trying to sneak away. - You brought him with the girl!
Tie him up. I'll sort him out later. - Okay.
Where is she? Bring her!
How dare he bring her along? - Listen to me.
I will show you what I can do. - What is it?
I can't remember any dialogues. Let's go.
They both keep quarrelling.
It's always about weddings.
Why are you so hassled?
It's not a big deal.
It is. Be quiet.
Don't say this. I can't face the judge, now.
Don't worry, dear.
I will get you married.
I don't want to marry him.
Whether it's you or my father..
..you're good men.
You did this for my welfare.
But my wish matters.
What are you saying?
Your son never liked me.
So, he went abroad.
If you force me to marry him..
..I have to live with him.
I can't live with a man who doesn't like me.
So what? - I may not like the man I marry.
But your son has to live his life by choice. - Actually..
If you wish to help me..
..please get your son married to his love.
What a fantastic place!
Brilliant! - So lovely.
Wow. - Yes.
Hey. - Really.
I've never seen such a place. - Cover it from there.
Wait there. - Amazing.
Beautiful! - What are you looking at?
Watch out.
Let's go there. It's got lovely flowers.
I fell in love. Then he got me crippled.
And his son can fall in love, right?
I won't let it happen. - What's your problem?
He is getting married. What's your issue? - I'll make it an issue.
Kapil, the girl you brought is being abducted.
What? Where did they take her? - Outside the village.
Hurry up! - Wait.
Aunty, he has shown his true color. - What is this?
Nobody can stop me. - Wait.
Listen! My son. - Listen.
Listen to me. - Where are you going?
Don't go! - God!
See that?
Be quiet.
What is wrong here?
Brother! - Why are you crying?
Kapil's friend has been abducted.
That's good. - Brother!
He is angry, since he thinks you did it.
What nonsense?
Yes! He is wild. I think he will kill a few people.
He can't sharpen a pencil. Who can he kill?
You're too much! - He's really angry.
Save him before he is harmed.
Where did he go? - I don't know.
She is right. - Start the car.
Is that a snake? - Be quiet.
What a shot!
Hey, this is Krishna from Bihar.
And this is the place where we are. Wow!
What an interesting place!
Anu, darling!
Give me a look! - I'll kill you, you fool!
Okay. This is an adventure!
A real kidnap by a village villain!
Hey, be quiet.
Hey! - Hey.
Catch him. - Catch him.
Wait!
Wait!
Hey, what happened out there? Just check.
Beat him!
Hey!
Hello, police station?
Sir, we are trapped.
I don't get you. Hang up.
Sir, I am calling from a well.
Hello?
Sir! Hello! - What is it?
Oh, no network! - What happened?
Oh, no!
Hey!
Hey, watch your step.
You!
Where are you going?
Hello!
Wait. Catch him.
Wait.
Hey, wait up.
Please, save me. He will kill me.
Please, help. They are chasing me.
Those people.. Save me, sir.
My sister and brother-in-law are also there.
Please. - Who are you?
Chulbul Pandey's daughter-in-law.
Hey!
Whose daughter-in-law are you chasing?
Chulbul Pandey. I'm Kapil's father.
Let's go. - Come on. - Nisha!
Father! Let her go.
Listen to me. Let her go!
Let go, father.
No!
Kapil, what are you doing? He's your father.
Kapil! What are you doing? - Come on.
Listen to me. Let her go.
Kapil!
Let her go, father. - What are you doing?
You won't let go?
You won't, right?
Come on! Don't do this.
Don't do this!
Come on! - Wait.
Come and kill me.
Wait! - Let him go!
You won't let me live in peace. Kill us together.
He is your son!
What are you doing? Don't do this!
Kill me, father!
No! - Hey!
Wait, please!
Please, uncle! - Stop him.
Come, my brave boy!
I feel you're really my son, now.
A brave boy.
Hey, look at him!
My son threw a knife!
Anger teaches you to use a knife.
That's what the blood does.
This is what it does.
I can't wait for the right date and time.
Come here. Give me your hand.
You're getting married at once.
Hey, prepare for their wedding.
Come on!
Yes, alright.
I will get her ready.
I thought so too.
Sunder, why are you late?
Forget it! - Thanks for coming.
Where is the nuptial chain?
We are getting late. - I'll give it.
What is going on? - Hello!
Come on! - Hurry up!
Yes. Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go. - Come on, hurry.
Where is Shankar? Shankar! - Yes.
Where is Shankar? - Let me go.
The movie is over.
I am going for my wedding night to the nearby village. Bye.
We're getting late. Put the nuptial chain on at once.
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