LIPS: What? The Dairy Queen double cheeseburger is just 4 99?
This could be the greatest deal of all time.
(ECHOING)
CAVEMAN 1: I give you fire!
You give me mine.
CAVEMAN 2: Good deal.
Ow.
LIPS: Yep, the double cheeseburger deal's still the greatest.
And less painful.
Now when you buy any food item at Dairy Queen,
get the galaxy's greatest shake for just 99 cents.
And to prove it's the galaxy's greatest shake,
here's Phil from the Crab Nebula.
(SLURPS)
LIPS: So, Phil, is it?
(GAGGING)
(SPLATTERS)
That's Phil's yes.
Everyone agrees that--
GIRLSCOUT: Want to buy a box of thin mints?
LIPS: Sure. I'll take 2 dollars.
GIRLSCOUT: How about 2 million?
LIPS: No, 1 million.
GIRLSCOUT: Okay.
LIPS: No, wait, what? Oh, you're good.
GIRLSCOUT: Want to buy a box of--
Want to buy a box of--
Want to buy a box of--
Ah!
Want to buy a box of thin mints?
(AD MAKERS CHEERING)
LIPS: Now at Dairy Queen, you can get the chicken strip basket meal for just 4.99.
Oh, come on!
A super?
What could a super do that I can't do?
(ORDER BELL RINGING)
Big deal.
Ooh, 3D!
Let me get my glasses.
(FIREWORKS EXPLODING)
Okay, that's pretty cool.
The amazing chicken strip basket meal--
This one's for the carnivores.
(SINGING) A buck 99, get your burger perfection.
Right down to the pickles and the cheese selection.
Grillburger.
A quarter pound of beef is how we start making it.
Shove it in your mouth, right after we bacon it!
Grillburger.
Did I just use bacon as a verb?
Maybe.
Dairy Queen iron grilled sandwiches are SO awesome.
I don't know why they don't iron grill other things-- like a Blizzard.
(SQUISHING)
Oh, that's why.
Dairy Golden Oreo Blizzard, with golden Oreo cookies and strawberries.
Then follow the party to DQ.com.
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