hey welcome back in today's video oh man oh oh my god oh my god
sit down it's story time okay last night I newly lost my life it was absolutely
terrifying a tornado him went over so I was I was
at my my chicks place and everything is going okay everything was great I made a
really cool video this one right here mm-hmm yeah I'll put the link to it in
the description it's very funny you want to watch it like at least a dozen dozen
hundred times and you will feel fulfilled inside it will give you powers
everybody put on your official rip squad tee rub the eye for Illuminati
protection powers listen this was incredibly terrifying so we was going to
bed and there was a story started writing it but the Lightning was crazy I
don't know if you guys ever seen anything like this was a lot and was
like yeah it was like constant heat normal lightens like but this lightning
was like like strobing and it was really weird but I was like I'm the man some
like me it's okay go to bed sweetheart it's it's over it's okay the man's not
worried no a sudden house starts shaking like me
still no caught that's right Greg no cause for alarm but then I hear some
whistling it's like and then I was like I raise up in bed
I'm like oh so I had already taken my boots off they were downstairs and I was
like thinking I got to get my boots on like rot and now I got a look outside
the rain is so bad now that there's hail and it's like beating the side of the
window I think the window is gonna break I'll sit about that time we hear a large
and like everything's going crazy like my heart's racing a hundred percent
which is horrible you know you you have a general anxiety and you're just like
your heart's already like you think you're gonna die your heart's like
bubbling and then like it feels it's all crazy and then a sudden a tornado comes
and then minutes real fight or flight and I was really scared so I ran I ran
downstairs I'm putting on my boots and stuff but as soon as I get downstairs
that loud boom that you heard it was what happened is that the storm doors
had blown force they were forced opened that's how strong the wind was they were
forced open and it had put a hole in the wall from the doorknob and the whistling
was so loud at this point it was like a freight train was right in my ear so I
run through the storm doors and I like shut them but I can barely shut them
right I do the best that I can and at this point there's hail hitting the
windows I'm scared from a lot I'm so scared that I'm like shaking
I'm fight-or-flight i canti hard to even stand because my legs they're like
shaking and they want to go like I want to leave like I'm ready to like you know
I know this sounds counterproductive but I'm ready to get out that house get in
the car I know my outrun a tornado cuz I know
they're like safe this place in in the house is middle room under stairs okay
but the time all I could think of was I don't care
gone in 60 seconds I'm gonna get in my car and my outrun that tornado cuz burn
die I'm gonna die try so she comes downstairs and she's freaking out she's
shaking I'm supposed to consol her but I'm thankful so I do what any logical
person does when they're in that type of situation
that's right I grabbed the box of cheeses they were
watch header and I start to eat them because hey man I like them and they
soothe my anxiety so I'm trippin I'm trippin out she gets on the phone she
calls to check on her her kids and it's like for a sheer thirty minutes I'm
thinking that okay I'm gonna die I'm getting ready to jump into the bathroom
but then she that's when she informs me the proper place is under the stairs in
this closet and I was like okay we'll be that so I'm just trying to get the
content contingency plan for we're all in the same page so I look at it and I'm
like hey so we're not getting in the car and leaving so she looks at me like I'm
stupid or crazy and she's like no we're gonna go in here cuz you can't outrun a
tornado and I'm like I know that but I still wanted to do it I don't know raise
your hand if you want to outrun a tornado I don't know so yeah we checked
the radar and there's no storm signs there's like not even the Doppler radar
says there's any storms but damn it there's a storm like me there's not only
there's all help the hell of all storms is here so I'm scared freaking out and
then all sudden everything just goes quiet and then it's good and I'm here
but I'm late and I'm supposed to do a live stream today
but I don't nothing when I get to it because I did I stayed up all night and
getting asleep because tornado's was trying to blow me away but this brings
up a good opportunity for me to ask you to tell me your storm stories why don't
you head over to the reps of discord I'll put the link in the description or
the reps on Twitter and tell me your storm stories your general just we got
that feeling your your fight or flight syndrome kicked in you've got that
feeling and you just wanted to act and you were just freaking out I want to
know all of your stories about that and I want to know how many people have the
official rip squad membership T let me know in the comments you didn't link to
get the official membership T is in the description as well and I'm gonna go
ahead and call it on this video I just wanted to tell you guys why there's not
like a regular video today and just tell you that I have survived the tornado
went over the apartments and I will by golly
by golly bum I am Alive I am kicking another thing I want to talk about is I
need to move there's nothing wrong with the place I'm out it's just like I don't
know you just feel like you inside you want to do something you got to do
something I just want to move I mean I don't have enough room
I need more production space so I can do better cooler videos but I just got this
feeling like I want to move I don't know where to move do I go back to the city
like there's there's my there's pluses and minuses for both like maybe you guys
can help me out so this is what I'm dealing with
if for my happiness if I want to be like totally chill and happy I can move back
to my hometown which is like that way like 10 10 15 miles that way and
I can be closer to my family which is just gonna make me feel chiller and more
relaxed but or I could move back to the city and I mean it's like Oh 30 miles
that way I don't know an hour drop hour and a half drop and I would be happy
there as well but it it would be a better career decision because the in
you know if you know anything about Chattanooga Tennessee it has the fastest
and best internet in the entire planet it's not an exaggeration that is the
truth the Internet there I had it before was freaking amazing like right now it
takes me an hour or more to upload a video but there I was uploading videos
that took like five minutes or less it was like instant sometimes boom like
that and it's just really good on the
production time for the videos I get I can get more done more out and not have
to wait because I like I'm in limbo and I'm waiting for so long so you guys can
help me out with that plusses and minuses I going back to hometown I could
probably afford a bigger place out there whereas the living expenses and
Chattanooga is a little bit higher so I would probably be looking at a smaller
place but it's cool obviously because it's in the city or I could get a bigger
place out in the country they both have their advantages and disadvantages
but I'm more interested in what you think that's rot sometimes you leave
your creative in Rangers will go through the hoof hoof and the cause there's
always brothers and sisters I'll see in the next video because I I guess I'm
gonna sing this cuz I know that you're rippin if you're not ripping your Greg
in and how do you do that or just subscribe and notifications turned on
being the commas session at the single theater yo cuz I'm gonna be there decks
gonna be there the rest of the rep squads gonna be there and I expect to
see you there too I always thought I gotta apologize after
I do that but regardless of how awful that was don't forget that this channel
that's right it loves you

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