Tanveer Arora
speaking of unemployment, give me a cheer if you are on H1 Visa
for people who don't know H1 is a work visa
that's the visa I am on in this country
my wife is also in this country with me
she is my dependent
She is on a H4 visa
Chris asked me what's H2 and H3 then?
I am like dude, SUVs
Hummer baby
but with the new administration my wife is really worried
what happens if the visa doesn't get renewed
she asked me, what if the visa doesn't get renewed
what happens to the mortgage, what happens to the house?
I was like dear, if our visa doesn't get renewed
we quietly leave this country and never look back
as for the mortgage
good luck collecting that in rupees mother*****
when we get to India and our friends ask us
do you own a house?
we will be like, yes, we own a house in San Antonio Texas
we just call it our vacation home now
we will also list it on AirBnB
buy only for and Citizens and Green Card holders no H1s
my wife was like what if the bank people find us in India
you know they have ties with the mafia
what if they find us in India
I was like dear, say that once more
this time very slowly and listen to yourself
find us in India, even Liam Neeson cannot find us in India
but on a serious note I asked a banker friend of mine
what if this really happens?
what if we are asked to move to our home country?
what happens to the house?
he said well, the bank will foreclose your house, sell it for cheap and then sue you for the
difference
sue me for the difference?
sue me for the difference?
good luck sending that letter to me in India
want my address, write it down
it's opposite Jupiter hospital next to Vijay Pharmacy
sue me for the difference
he was like well in that case, the bank will write it off
as an H1H4 case
unless you have an H2
I am like nah, I drive a Camry


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