Tuesday, October 16, 2018

USA news on Youtube Oct 16 2018

[Upbeat music]

>>Armond: Steady....Steady...

>>Armond: Wait!

>>Armond: Didn't we play this before?

>>Franklin: Hmmm...yeah.

[Franklin starts to sneeze]

>>Armond: No..No..No..No..No!! AHHHH!

[Crashing blocks]

[Vic mumbles to himself]

>>Vic: Ah!

>>Vic: What?!

>>Vic: Oh man! That's the Fossil Fuel box.

[Vic rummaging through box]

>>Vic: Ok, come on...where...A-ha!

>>Vic: What?!

>>Vic: [with his mouth full] I can't find it!

[Peaceful music]

>>Vic: Guys! Guess what I found? My old horror films!

>>Franklin & Armond: Horror films?!

>>Vic: Oh yeah! There's tons of good ones in this box. Oh! Like this one....

>>Vic: ....The Foot.

>>Vic: That's a scary one.

>>Vic: Oh!

[Gasp]

>>Vic: The Snail.

>>Vic: That's a good one.

[Gasp]

>>Vic: And the most scariest one of all...The Duck. [Creepy music, creepy quacking]

>>Vic: This one gave me nightmares for three days straight.

>>Armond: What?....The Foot?

>>Vic: I got an idea!

[Ding]

>>Vic: How about we make our own scary movie?!

[Armond gasps] >>Armond: Vic! That's a great idea! Let's do it!

>>Vic: Let's do it!

>>Vic: But first....

>>Vic: ...we need a crew.

>>Vic: Armond, you be lights. >>Armond: Alrighty.

>>Vic: Franklin, you are gonna be the monster.

>>Franklin: Yeah!

>>Vic: Dragon, you be th....

>>Vic: Dragon?

>>Vic: Where's Dragon?

>>Dragon: HUH HUH HUHHH

>>Cake Lover: Stay away from me! Go away!

>>Vic: Wh-Wh-What's going on?

>>Cake Lover: That lizard's trying to eat me!

>>Vic: What?!

>>Cake Lover: Yeah. He tried to bite my head and my tail off.

>>Vic: Wh-What?

>>Cake Lover: Yeah. I was just walking and he attacked me.

>>Dragon: HUH HUHHH

>>Cake Lover: AHH! Stay away from me!

>>Dragon: HUH HUHH

>>Vic: What?! He took your cake?

>>Cake Lover: What did he say?!

>>Vic: Uh..he said you took his cake.

>>Cake Lover: What?!

>>Vic: He said you took his cake.

>>Cake Lover: He's lying.

>>Vic: I....don't think he's lying.

>>Cake Lover: Uh...ok.

>>Cake Lover: Maybe he's not lying.

>>Vic: Ok..

>>Vic: ..so..

>>Vic: ..did you take it?

>>Cake Lover: Well..I have a cake, but it's not his.

>>Vic: Ok, just...just come down.

>>Cake Lover: Ok, I'm coming down.

>>Vic: Ok.

>>Cake Lover: You'll never take me alive!

[Battle music]

>>Cake Lover: Ewww..that's gotta hurt.

[Gasping in pain]

>>Vic: Just come down!

Cake Lover: Are you sure you're not going to hurt me?

>>Vic: No, just come down.

>>Vic: Here you go.

[Relief, eating sounds]

>>Vic: Wow..you're a hungry little fella.

[Eating sounds]

>>Cake Lover: Pumpkin Spice..tis the season. I'm just-I'm just...gonna..

[Gasp]

>>Vic: Whew..

>>Vic: Hey Dragon, do you want to help with the movie?

>>Dragon: HUHH

>>Vic: Ok...now...

>>Vic: who's going to be in the movie?

>>Armond: Hmmm...Oh!

[Dialing]

[Dial tone]

[Pop song]

[Snoring]

[Phone ringing]

[Grumbling]

[Phone ringing]

>>Cheerleader: Hello?

>>Armond: Cheerleader! It's me, Armond.

>>Cheerleader: Oh, Hi Almond.

>>Armond: Cheerleader, we need your help. Can you be in this movie?

[Pop song]

>>Cheerleader: Matthew...

>>Cheerleader: what should I do?

>>Matthew McConaughey: Hey Cheerleader, it's me, Matthew McConaughey. I'd say just follow your dreams. Do what feels right, just like me,

Matthew McConaughey. So go out there and help your friends.

>>Cheerleader: Ok, I'll do it.

>>Armond: Yes! She's in!

>>Vic: Yes!

>>Vic: Now, let's make a movie!

>>Vic: [gasps] This is perfect.

>>Armond: Uh, Vic..it looks kind of creepy in there.

>>Vic: It does look creepy. I love it! Let's go!

>>Vic: Stop!

>>Vic: Right there! Perfect spot!

>>Vic: Armond, set up the lights! Cheerleader, you- Cheerleader?

[Grunting and groaning]

>>Cheerleader: Oh my hair!

>>Cheerleader: I hate the woods!

>>Cheerleader: It's a snake!!!! AHHHH!!!

>>Cheerleader: Ugh! I hate the woods!

>>Vic: Are you ready?

>>Cheerleader: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssss....uuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>Vic: Okay Cheerleader, in this scene, act lost.

>>Cheerleader: Oh..

Help

Help

Help

Help

Help, I'm lost

Help

Help

Help, I'm lost

>>Vic: Ok, that was good. One more time.

>>Cheerleader: Ok, try it again, ah..

Help

Help

Help

Help

Help, I'm lost. Help

Help

>>Cheerleader: How was that?

>>Vic: Perfect!

[Creepy music]

[Cornstalks rustling]

[Creepy music]

>>Vic: Okay, for this next scene...[phone rings]

>>Cheerleader: Oh..hang on [phone ringing] Hello?

>>Cheerleader: Ok

Ok

Ok

Ok

Ok

Ok

Ok

Ok

Ok

Ok

Ok

Ahhhh, ok

[Creepy music]

[Cornstalks rustling]

>>Vic: Okay Franklin, time for the monster.

>>Franklin: Yeah!

>>Vic: Ok, time for the next scene...

>>Vic: Cheerleader?

[Grunting]

>>Vic: What's wrong?

>>Cheerleader: I gotta go.

>>Vic: What?

>>Cheerleader: I gotta go!

>>Vic: Where?

>>Cheerleader: Pee!!!

>>Vic: Well go then.

>>Cheerleader: I need a bathroom!

>>Vic: I don't think there's a bathroom here.

>>Cheerleader: Well I need one!

>>Vic: Just go find a spot.

>>Cheerleader: What if there's a bear?!

>>Cheerleader: Ugh! I hate the woods!

>>Armond: Ah, she's beautiful when she's mad.

>>Armond: What?

>>Cheerleader: I hate the woods..

[Stick breaking]

[Creepy music]

[Stick breaking]

[Creepy music]

[Screaming]

>>Vic: Hey, Armond..do you want to hear the name of the movie?

>>Armond: Yeah sure.

>>Vic: I'm thinking of calling it...

>>Vic: The Cornfield. What do you think?

>>Armond: Oh! Sounds cool! Sounds original!

>>Cheerleader: AHHH! A monster! A monster! A monster!

>>Cheerleader: Vic! Vic! A monster! A monster!

>>Vic: Oh, method acting. I like it.

>>Cheerleader: No! No No! There's a real monster out there!

>>Vic: Oh, speaking of monster, Armond, set up those lights. Let's get this next scene going!

>>Cheerleader: But, But, But, But, But...

>>Vic: Yeah, that's it. Perfect.

>>Cheerleader: Vic, Vic, Vic, Vic...I think there's something out there!

>>Vic: Oh, I bet there's something out there, like birds and foxes and bugs and dirt and stuff like that.

>>Cheerleader: No! No No! A scary thing!

>>Vic: Cheerleader, there's nothing scary out here.

[Growling]

>>Vic: [laughing] See?

[Howling]

[Creepy music]

[Howling]

>>Vic: Ok, time to run!

[Screaming]

[Thud]

[Screaming]

[Thud]

[Screaming]

>>Vic: [gasping] Ok, I think we lost it.

>>Dooley: Hey!

>>Vic: AHHHH!

>>Vic: Dooley! What are you doing here?!

>>Dooley: Well, I'm your caterer.

>>Vic: You are?

>>Dooley: Yeah, I'm in charge of the food.

>>Vic: Dooley, there's a monster out there.

>>Dooley: A monster? [Gasping] I hope he likes oatmeal.

>>Vic: No No No! Wait!

>>Armond: Well, he's gone.

>>Dooley: Monster! Monster!

>>Dooley: Oh, well hey there movie monster. Hey...wait a minute! [Donkey braying sounds]

>>Cheerleader: I'm so scared. Who's gonna protect me?

>>Armond: I'll protect you!

[Heroic music]

[Howling]

[Armond screaming]

>>Cheerleader: Hey, get back here! You're my knight in shining armor! You're my protector!

[Armond gasping]

>>Armond: Vic, protect me!

[Creepy music]

[Howling]

>>Armond: It's the monster!

>>Franklin: Hey guys!

>>Everyone: Franklin!

>>Franklin: What's up?

[Vic muttering in fear]

>>Vic: Franklin...

>>Vic: Look behind you...

>>Franklin: What?

[Creepy music]

[Franklin begins to scream in terror]

[Screaming]

>>Monster: Oh, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to frighten you guys.

>>Everyone: What?!

>>Monster: Oh, sorry. Allow me to introduce myself, uh, my name's Terrence. I'm a wolf. so you're not gonna

>>Vic: So, you're not going to eat us?

>>Terrence: No, of course not.

>>Terrence: I eat small animals and rodents.

[Gasps]

>>Terrence: I'm just kidding. I eat normal food.

>>Armond: Wait! What did you do with our friend Dooley?

>>Terrence: Oh, your friend? He's right here.

>>Dooley: Hey! [Banjo music] I tripped over the oatmeal bag.

>>Armond: Hi Dooley!

>>Vic: I'm sorry that we were running away from you and stuff.

>>Terrence: Oh no no no, it's okay. Because I'm a big bad wolf I don't- I don't really have that many friends.

>>Cheerleader: [crying] Ohhh... Hi, my name's Cheerleader.

>>Terrence: Hi, my name is Terrence. Charmed.

[Crying]

>>Terrence: Oh, sorry I messed up your movie. I just- I always wanted to be a movie star.

>>Vic: No! It's ok!

>>Terrence: Oh, are you sure?

>>Vic: No, it's fine! I guess no one was a monster after all.

[Happy laughter]

[Evil laughter begins]

>>Terrence: Sorry.

[Happy laughter]

>>Vic And Friends: Thanks for watching! SUBSCRIBE!

[Upbeat music]

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