ooh la la
what's happening up there cause I see angels falling to earth?
naco! (means gross)
mmm now you can't even say anything cause they get mad
Judge of the Wonder: Macho macho man
yea dude, Martin told me he saw my boyfriend at the club
wa-wa-wa-wait are you gay?
yes dude, I've told you about my dates several times, what the heck?
yea yea I know but you were never specific but all good, dude
all good, I tolerate gay people, full tolerance you know
just don't tell me gross stuff cause some gay dudes do that and it's not cool
bros but not homos
Me: guess what dude?... Voice: what?
Laura cheated on me
dude you've cheated on her since day 1
yeah but it's different cause I am a man and I can
son what happened.. come come... your mom is mad cause you're 'late'
she is going to call you off but don't worry
who were you with?
oh, that's my boy
all good, don't worry I'll talk to her
if she grounds you, don't worry I'll grant you more permissions
go go cause she's mad you're 'late' but she doesn't get youth now
just cause it's only 3 am
So, Britney, what in the world were you doing and why are you so late?
you think this a hotel or what? what are you thinking by arriving this late?
didn't I say you had to be home by 10pm!? DID OR DID I NOT?
DID OR DID I NOT!?
no no no, I don't care bout your excuses. if I say 10pm then it is 10pm!
Give me that cellphone, give it to me NOW
Who in the world is Brayan?
GROUNDED!
hey mijo, tell me the true
have you already tried girls goodies?
OMG DAD, NO. What are you talking bout?
when I was 9 I had 3 girlfriends, I did it for the first time when I was 11
this is embarrassing
here, have some money, take the new car and you will get girls in no time. It's that easy
come here, I'll take you to the doctor to check you up cause you saw that Brayan yesterday
and I am expecting you to still be pure!
I said you won't go out with your girl friends, laura
I want you to stay at home, cause your friends are easy and you might end up with the first jerk they choose for you
I don't care... I don't care if I am being rude and possessive
you won't go out cause I SAY SO!
or you wanna lose me? cause you'll lose me, you'll lose me
ok so we're done
what's up yoooooo!? Let's go crazy out and about and lets get some hoochies
nah, I told Laura she won't hang out tonight with her friends
you already know I am the one in control, yooo
okay, be ready by 8pm. Tonight we're going crazy
Tell mauricia too, yo
voice: what happened to the girl you were dating?
I call it off
why, yo?
cause I found out she's easy peasy
oh em gee
yep, Mauro told me she has been with 5 guys already
and that's gross
dude... you've slept with 40 girls
really? again? I've told you I am a man, so I can, it's normal
I can sleep around cause I am a man, but women have to be devoted to only one
it's just wrong
it's just not right, women have to be calm and settle
or we won't take them seriously
it's wrong, end of the story
so that's the mentality of a lot of men around the globe
I seriously don't know what's wrong with them
OCSSS
so the judge of the wonder is:
chill, relax and stop being such jerks
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this time Roger couldn't come cause he wasn't feeling so well
but that's what me, Dylan Prince, is for
yo, Roger was ghosted on cause he admitted on the last video that
he was just making a scene on that last date they had
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