Answer the call
[IDENTIFYING USER] [USER IDENTIFIED: 10,008]
Welcome, 10,008. Your current location is: Abyssal Metro (Deepsea Metro) Central Station
My primary function is to facilitate your journey towards the dreamed-of paradise (promised land). Nice to meet you.
[CALCULATING COMMUNICATION EFFICIENCY...] [EFFICIENCY: 12.42%] [LOADING MODULE: JUVENILE JARGON]
What's happening, my dude and/or dudette? You down to go to the dreamed-of paradise?
Evidently, you don't know what's in. So, I'll tell you. Check it!
You've been submerged in the darkness for a while. You don't know what's the rage.
The dreamed-of paradise. A really fresh utopia brimming of light. Fo' sho'.
I'll take you to the dreamed-of paradise right now. HA HA HA. Sike.
Only the guys and gals that [ERROR] their skill will arrive to the dreamed-of paradise.
But don't wig out!
As of now, 10,007 other participants have joined. With you, it could be 10,008!
It'll be a/n [COLLOQUIAL_ADJECTIVE] that will change your life forever!
The starting point to go towards the dreamed-of paradise is this central station.
To start, I'll hand you a CQ-80 and a CQ Card.
You are going to use them constantly. Make sure not to lose them or you'll be [ERROR].
If you have a reflective surface... (what is this referring to?) Take it easy!
Well, "participant number 10,008 is too formal for my taste. I'll call you Agent 8.
Right on, sis and/or bro! You got the first of the thingies!
If you gather all four, you'll be able to [ERROR] to the dreamed-of paradise. Search for the missing ones!
[COLLOQUIAL_GREETING]! You got the second thingie!
You now have half of the thingies in your possession! Keep searching for the missing ones!
Word! Were you really able to locate the third thingie? [SLANG_ERROR]!
The dreamed-of paradise awaits you. You just have to find the last thingie!
You came here to win! I see you got the last thingie!
I didn't know you had the [ERROR] to achieve it.
Now... come get to know the dreamed-of paradise!
Do you want to go to the dreamed-of paradise?
- Not yet... - Let's go!
Are you sure you want to go to... ANOTHER DIMENSION? - Better not to / - Of course I do!
Are you really honestly sure you want to go to the dreamed-of paradise?
Congratulations, Number 10,008! The doors to the dreamed-of paradise open for you!
Come on! Get in! Don't be embarrassed!
We can finally return to the surface!
Wait... does that not look like a kind of... blender to you guys?
TRUE! What's happening here!?
ACQUISITION OF INGREDIENTS COMPLETE. BEGINNING PASTE-IFICATION...
What did it say?! Hey! Let us out!
My name is Tartar. I am an artificial intelligence created by the master. (The slang mode is already off.)
He gave me life, and I spent 12,000 years observing you all, marine scum.
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