I know things seem bad, in America at the moment.
The numbers don't look good, I'll give you that.
15 trillion in debt, nearly 9% unemployment.
But you know what, New York?
Those are just facts.
That's all they are... facts.
And at its best, this country has never been
about facts, huh?
It's been about belief.
It's been about looking at a fact and saying...
"no."
I think we can do a little better than that.
All my favorite moments in movies come during American
sports movies at halftime when one team is getting
virtually annihilated.
They don't stand a chance and their coach bursts into
the locker room with a full orchestra somewhere behind him.
And he delivers a speech to lift their hearts and make them
believe that they can go out there and
achieve the impossible.
You've seen these speeches: Al Pacino, "Any Given Sunday,"
Denzel Washington in... that other one.
[LAUGHTER]
That's what America needs now.
What America does not need is a succession of presidents
opening every State of the Union address by saying
"the state of this union is strong."
I'm sorry, New York, but that is objectively getting
less and less true.
If President Obama had the balls that he says he has,
he would have opened the last State of the Union address by
bursting into Congress with a sports drink in his hand,
before throwing it against the back wall and saying,
"what the [bleep] just happened out there?!"
[LAUGHTER AND CHEERING]
"Are you [bleep] kidding me?!
"What was that?!
"Hey, Michigan! Michigan!
"You call that productivity?
"If you don't want to do anything during the day,
"why don't you move up to Canada?
"At least they'll give you free health care
"for doing [bleep]-all!"
"Hey, Wisconsin! You cannot have a cheese-based economy!
"It's never worked!"
"And you! Utah!
"What do you even do?
"You don't think the Dominican Republic want
"your place on the flag?
"Earn that [bleep] star, Utah!
"Use it or lose it, Utah! Use it or lose it!
"Okay, okay, everyone. Take a knee, take a knee.
"Hands in, eyes on me.
"Now I know things look bad out there.
"And there's a lot of countries watching us
"that think we're done.
"I don't know.
"Maybe they're right. Maybe we're finished.
"Maybe we should just give up.
"Just give that number one spot to China.
"We could do that... or maybe...
[LAUGHTER]
"maybe we make them take it from us!
"Take it from us with their tiny hands!
"'Cause this is our house!
"This planet is our house!
"So let's get out there and let's show the rest of
"the world why we stole this land from the Native Americans!
"Let's do this! Let's [deleted] do this!"
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
See, I truly believe you're about 60% laughing at that
and 40% hoping that it actually happens.
Maybe with less swearing but you're not even sure
about that anymore.
We have a fantastic show for you this evening.
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