*Italian engine starting*
vroom
vrooom
vroooooom
Italian engine sound drive by
*decelerating*
Going on a date with my girl
The b*tch is late again as always
*Ben-Hur on his upgraded chariot*
Messala, where are you?!
I will avenge my family's death!
*Riding to the Valley of the Lepers*
*Darth Vader sounds*
*toot*
*toot*
I decided I didn't need the training wheel anymore.
Look Ma! I ate a well-balanced breakfast this morning.
*Sad* Yeah, I lost the other wheel in the divorce.
**It was on this day that he found out
that adrenaline is brown**
You fellas want some tea? The waters ready.
Careful! Don't scald your hands on the steam pipes.
*hissing noises*
Oh look! That's the smurf house.
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