One: There's no greater honour than being a Charolastra.
Two: Do whatever you feel like.
Three: Pop beats poetry.
- Four: Get high at least once a day. - Saba's idea.
Five: You shall not screw a fellow charolastra's girlfriend.
Six: Team America's supporters are queers.
Seven: Forget morals and rules!
Eight: Never marry a virgin.
- Nine: Club America's supporters... - You've already said that.
It's worth repeating. They are queers.
Crappy team.
Ten: Truth is cool but unattainable.
The truth is totally amazing, but you can never reach it.
Eleven: The arsehole who breaks any of the previous rules...
Loses his title of charolastra.
You should give your Manifesto to the government. It would be a success.
Nah, politicians are arseholes. But it's cool, isn't it?
Don't the charolastras eat?
Julio and Tenoch told her many other stories.
Each story reinforced their bond...
creating an inseparable entity.
The stories, although adorned by personal mythology, were true.
But as truth is always partial, some facts were omitted.
It was never mentioned how Julio lit matches to hide the smell...
in Tenoch's house...
Or that Tenoch used his foot to lift the toilet seat at Julio's house.
Those were details that one didn't need to know about the other.
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