Tanveer Arora
you know, me and my wife we have been married 8 years
there is one dude who is happy about it
do you know my wife?
I don't know, should I be worried?
she didn't come for this show
but, we have been married 8 years, we dont have any kids
nothing is wrong, nothing is wrong
but all are friends now have kids
like we are the only couple in the group that don't have kids
and things are very different now
like I invited all my friends over for some chai
while we were having chai, we were just whispering into each others ears
I was like why are we doing this?
they said, we don't want to make any noise
the kids are sleeping
I was like okay, alright
this next time I invited my friends over for a movie night
we decided to watch a Bollywood movie
to which my friends were like, turn the subtitles on
I was like but we are watching a Bollywood movie, why do we need subtitles
they were like we don't want to make any noise, turn the volume down
the kids are sleeping
okay, alright
this third time I invited my friends over for a game night
we decided to play Jenga
I swear to God, my friends they played the best in their entire life
the game lasted like 6 hours
because my friends, they didn't want the Jenga tower to fall
because that will make some noise and guess what?
ahiste....the kids are sleeping!
I just want to know what drugs are these kids on?
I've never seen them awake in my life
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