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馃幍[Singing] >> Redd Moonshine: I've crushed cans >>Lohn Lightning: And I've crushed gravel
>>Redd: And I crushed Grandma's leg in the door of a Cadillac
>>Redd: She walks with a limp but she learned her lesson
>>Redd & Lohn: Now I'm crushing on you babe
>>Redd & Lohn: like the grainy innards of a
>>Redd & Lohn: store-bought hacky sack >>Lohn: You know how a hacky sack has that kush kush kush in it?
>>Redd: I drunk a beverage with crushed ice >>Redd & Lohn: And it was nice
>>Redd & Lohn: But not nearly as nice as what one night with you might be like
>>Redd & Lohn: [Chorus] I'd like to crush you under the weight of my love
>>Redd & Lohn: [Chorus] Brushing up against you is like touching an electric dove
>>Redd: I've crushed dirt clods with my boots
>>Lohn: And boxes after I moved
>>Redd & Lohn: But what I wouldn't do for a 30-second convo with you
>>Lohn: I'd show you my collection of Civil War prosthetics
>>Redd: And tell you a secret and never regret it
>>Redd: Like I've got a sub-dermal arm that the doctors can't explain
>>Lohn: I think you might regret that
>>Redd & Lohn: I'd take your hand and place it in mine
>>Redd: Not the sub-dermal one, but the one outside
>>Redd & Lohn: And then give you a manicure and grab the other hand and start the process over again
>>Redd & Lohn: [Chorus] I'd like to crush you under the weight of my love
>>Redd & Lohn: [Chorus] Brushing up against you is like touching an electric dove
>>Redd & Lohn: And I'd like to bulldoze the barriers between your heart and mine
>>Redd & Lohn: I'd like to backhoe a ditch and call the gas company ahead of time
>>Redd: And by call the gas company, I mean call you
>>Lohn: Yeah
>>Redd & Lohn: What's your number?
>>Lohn: You can put it in my cellular telephone
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