Living in America for
More than half of my life
I will say as Americanized shit out of me like the way I eat the way I talk
My nigga you sound like you're fresh of the boat
Well, maybe not the way I talk
But you can say that I act more American sense America has been my home
11 years
You stupid immigrant hater!
No, that is just Donald Trump
But honestly how American is American
How American are you?
Well, let's find out
To be an American you have to expect everyone to speak English even in a foreign country
Excuse me. Mr
Where is Rue Saint- Pierre?
Translation: Sorry Sir, I don't speak english.
You don't speak english!? That is so disrespectful. Are you living under a rock or something?
Translations: Calm down mr.
If we were in America, I would have told you to go back to your country!
Translations: Americans are crazy
To be an American you have to know at least one famous person
Hey Jasmine, did you hear the new Drake song? I'm in my feelings
Oh yeah girl, it was so rad
Well, you know I know Drake right?
OMG HOW?
Well, my best friend mom, her best friend sister, who just got hit by a car. Ugh Sad just sad
Her cousin's best friend niece
Ex-boyfriend
Cousin dated Drake.
Girl, you are so American!
To be American you have to absolutely believe that America is the best
In everything no matter what
Bro, you know what?
Americans are always getting cheated from the world cup. We are obviously the best soccer, right?
Dude you only watch soccer during the world cup
it's obviously the French
Wait what!?
That's it man! Are you even American? Get out my of house? We all not friends anymore
Jake are you being serious right now?
I said.. Get out!!!
WOW you're so American!
To be an American you better have a gun
But for a stupid reason
Yo, bro, you're just going hunting. What do you need that big ass assault weapon?
Bro, everybody know this just in case the deers start shooting at me, you know
Wow so true bro
You are so American
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