I'm miserable. I should have stayed on vacation.
IT is at least 102 degrees in
my apartment. I am roasting and smiling through the suffering.
What are you doing sweetheart? Did we have to come in the car? Did we have to leave the house to get away from the heat?
Oh, look at your silly smile! You a hot lady?
So we had to escape the heat today. This
is absolutely outrageous. You probably can't hear me over my dog. What's wrong?
What's the matter? We're waiting for your papa.
We're waiting for my husband and pretty much roasting out here.
Utah was not nearly this humid -- I should have stayed.
Well, I'm shooting a video of our -- of our park adventure. That's a good shot. Hi
honey! Would you say it's still like a hundred
out here? 95? 96? At least anywhere between 107? *Yeah I would say so*
It was 95 in my car
Mike: Yeah it's 95 -- uh, it's 98.
Kalley: What? Really?
Mike: Yeah
Kalley: Ugh. And people are running. There's people
running.
It's Nick Lachey out here!
Kalley: Bu Dum Tsk! (Imitates drum sound)
So today -- we are going ice skating!
Yay!
I don't think I have been skating in probably like seven years.
No, it's been longer than that. It's been at least ten. Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh -- this guy is moving really fast behind me. Really fast. God people --
are rude! It's a park -- it's like -- it's an apartment parking lot. Going so
fast. Anywho!
Here he comes we'll see if he
wants to vlog.
That person almost hit me
Mike: Huh?
Kalley: That person behind you almost hit me.
Kalley: What are we doing today?
Mike: We're by ice skating.
Kalley: Are you excited?
Mike: Yeah.
Kalley: Oh, good!
When was the last time you went ice skating? I told them like 10 years ago for me when I was in the car.
At least a couple years. I think I went with my sister
K: Oh, that's right.
Hi Rachel!
I wonder what the laws are for filming and driving if you have a tripod?
Or not a tripod -- a stand?
Remember how I was telling you the video like you can't
-- This guy -- it's illegal to watch video while you're
driving. So if you're -- but if you're recording the video? Huh?
No I don't know.
Don't look at the screen.
But any good vlogger has to look at their audience.
Mike: No -- you can't look at audience.
Kalley: I can't look at the audience -- okay.
*Singing Music* B-roll music, copyright free.
Oh, this is gold.
Thank you baby. My other vlogging husband isn't as good.
Oh, no -- no. Don't ever sing that.
He's humming and air
drumming the original song -- like, back when -- back when Psych-Minded
wasn't even named Psych-Minded it was called like
something else psychology, Which, was just kind of a mess. And so I didn't pick that
name. But the theme song that I had at that
stage in the process was *hums theme song*
Mike: Is how it went.
Kalley: Yeah!
*Continues to hum theme song*
That was great.
I love you!
Mike: I love you.
Kalley: Aww.
I'll cherish that moment forever.
K: What are we waiting on, babe? What do you call it?
M: It's called a Zamboni.
K: Is that what it's called or are you making up the name?
M: No, it's a real thing.
K: Zamboni?
M: Uh-Huh.
K: Oooh!
It's like a -- like an ice polisher - resurfacer.
It's like a big, giant lawn mower that does that to ice.
It's like the same concept -- it's like a lawn mower for ice, basically.
Both: Yay, we are leaving.
K: What was the verdict babe?
M: The verdict was ice-skating is dope and if you don't do it, you're a chump.
K: It was great!
M: Nothing more masculine or male-centric than ice-skating. Get at it! Do it!
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