Hey everybody we're here in beautiful Washington State? Washington State
I had a pit- I'm gonna go do a wee that's why we've stopped we were talking
I'll tell em about US customs that made us take all our luggage out of the car I had about
nine kilos of sugar up my ass
they stopped us for a while and they're like 'are you guys wearing the same jacket?'
and we were like no and they're like 'you are you're wearing the same jacket'
and we were like 'I promise you we're not' and then they shot Sam and they killed him.
I'm dead. I got dead. I was killed and murdered and then I was
left in the waiting room for three hours with no water.
(titles music)
(chill electro music that Tom made in his old band)
We are in Seattle home of ah- toss- home of toss that I don't know what to do with that
Home of toss salads and scrambled eggs so that's pretty good.
And we just finished up in Vancouver which was pretty cool
Canada shows were really fun I have to stop saying mean things to audience
members think I upset some people
Are you Canadian? Yeah
Wow! You could be Australian I don't know
(laughter) Yeah
Either way you're broken so ah (laughter)
Ah I hope you know that's just my character it's not really me
really really I'm just a big piece of shit
Hey Mark don't feel bad
Oh what? Who's this?
It's me I'm your neck pillow
Oh crazy neck pillow turning up always making me feel good
giving me kisses when I need them. You see I have neck issues I quite often
strain my neck. tell me about it
Oh you don't have a neck do ya? Oh no I was joking
Shut your fucking mouth cunt um... this isn't gonna make the documentary is it?
(electro music)
no no this one 'Oh baby I hear the Blues a-callin' tossed salads and scrambled eggs
Zach get in on this 'maybe I seem a bit confused but baby I've got you' do you know the lyrics?
I'm so happy that you've got your favorite mug um but look I got this
I've always wanted one of these I'm a big- you wanted a finger ferris wheel?
yeah I've always wanted a finger ferris wheel more than you wanted a Frasier mug
yeah nice to meet you I'll put them on the door for you. So I think- Just check our website for what time it starts. Ok. ok.
I got it I just gave some fans tickets. Just there.
Oh great yeah. I can do that.
You want... You want a ticket sir?
I've just given out a free ticket to some fans
yeah I can do that man I can do that. I'll give a free ticket to...
How's it going? I'm Cody Oh thank you did you meet Broden before?
We did. Yeah great. So he's already- you've already got tickets to the
So you guys are coming to the show tonight? Yeah!
That's awesome. I can- I can- do you want more tickets?
You can't give tickets to the people I just gave free tickets too.
We'll give you another ticket. We'll give you another ticket. Chuck em another ticket.
We'll get you four tickets under your name. Two of them are from me guys.
I've already given them tickets. Two tickets are from me.
So that's ah all good. You want twenty tickets?
that'd be great How about 30?
Write 30 tickets
1 billion tickets! I'll do the show for you right now
(weird murmuring)
Seattle's the best you got your stupid thing. What it's stupid
Why can't you be cool like me?
Look the original Starbucks
I don't even really like Starbucks. But look it's there!
(electro music)
it really is theater isn't it? some good food in my tum some hot
apple cider that's what I'm talking about
Yeah! Oh! Ooh!
Wow the Space Needle so exciting not exciting enough to get out of the car
but pretty exciting
Hey baby, I hear the blues a-callin', Tossed salad and scrambled eggs.
You sing! (Gibberish)
But I don't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs.
Ha. They're callin again
Scrambled eggs. Scrambled eggs all over my face. I got so many scrambled eggs.
Good night Seattle we love you. We love you Seattle.
And make some noise for Aunty Donna!!! (clap)
(cheering) Plays. Plays. Little Plays. Little Comedy
Great show fucken hell. That was a really great show they we're really pumped up.
It's rough. Bein on the road is rough ah all my clothes are dirty and I need to wash them and you
can't do it very easily the cities are starting to blur into one and I'm eating
real shit I'm not looking after myself but the one thing that I'm loving
is doing the shows for an hour your day and your life fucking
disappears and all that matters is is making that group of people laugh and
making that room laugh. It doesn't matter what I'm worrying about or what kind of
fucked stuff is happening in my life or however I'm feeling on the day for a
solid hour none of that exists.
I'm not bullshitting though this is a true story
the couple who I gave the free tickets to yesterday and then came the show
are standing over there. They're going to the beach.
I'm not shittin ya. you know how I gave another couple free tickets
You didn't give anyone free tickets
yeah you know how I gave another couple free tickets they're just over there.
I just wasn't on camera I was just like I gave a couple free tickets.
What were their names? What were their names?
What were their names? Sham
all right checks out.
(titles music)
(cool electro beats)
Am I too out spoken There's not a lot of people coming tonight.
Don't I make you mad? This is gonna feel very empty.
Da Da Da Da
Today is officially hair cut day Did you get one as well?
Huh? Did you get one as well?
I got a haircut. You wouldn't know would ya? Ha Ha Ha
No I got the neck trimmed. I got the head shaved.
And Zach got his pubes trimmed (laughter) I don't know where my pubes are.
See Zach's haircut here. We can see the work done there.
And here as well. Little bit of
She offered me a drink of water I woke up my pubes were gone.
We have Mark here who had the sides trimmed in and I'll speak. The sides trimmed he's had
the beard sharpened and flattened he's had that contoured and he's had
some penis surgery. I ah my penis was too big so they had to shave off a couple of
inches now it's only 14. And by big he means small.
(sung) Da da da da da da dubba dubba etc.
(sung) Hey heyeyey her hey etc
(sung) heyopasinafanatoonham
I really think that's a good sketch though
come on focus guys come on can we get it?
(clap)
Just off on that one (clap) (clap)
Ah in all seri- (clap) (clap)
(clap) (clap) (clap)
Um in all seriousness (clap) ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
(clap) (clap) Alright.
Come on guys. Alright.
Come on. i think its (clap) tonight it's an intimate
i'll take it
(clap) (clap) (clap) (Laughter)
Are you taking it? Yep (clap)
Fuck
(laughter)
Come on cunts (clap) (clap)
but I get all seriousness. Alright let's do it.
One minute. Cool ok.
oh no
(laughter)
Oh no The shows being delayed now
Oh no!
Ok that's over now Oh no!
I'm done. I promise to you. Alright yeah.
(clap) Yeah. Nice
(clap) (clap) ha ha ha
Maybe it will affect the room because I feel like people aren't I dunno you're more
inclined to laugh when you're surrounded by people who are laughing.
Laughing yeah. This might be a rough one.
Gee G'day there mates. My name is king- And make some noise for Aunty Donna!
(crowd cheers)
Thats right I have a huge stressful problem. Well he's saying you need to forget about that huge stressful problem forget about it and move on.
Portland! We're Aunty Donna! Thank you so much! (applause)
How great was that? the lights go down and it's just dead fucking silence
Oh better do the Edinburgh (clap clap clap) But then, then they loved it.
(electro music)
How was the show tonight?
what do you need me to say for your little documentary?
what do you need me to say cunt? i'm talking to you not in documentary oh your man
oh yeah what do you think of the show tonight?
what do you want me to say? it was good
We were nervous. What do you you want me to say cunt? I'm fuckin done cunt.
(end titles music)
what crazy adventures will they get up to next week
hi I'm Zach from Aunty Donna if you're enjoying the Aunty Donna tour adventures
you're currently watching we're right now in North America doing a brand-new
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