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#CRUSHINGBUFFETS with a subscriber in Thailand! (Sizzler all you can eat buffet)) - Duration: 10:45.
- They are losing money, dude. - Because of me?
CRUSHING BUFFETS SERIES
- What's up, guys? What're you up to? I'm with... - Jay.
- I've just met him. - We're crushing buffets here.
- What's this buffet about? - Soups, desserts, *SALADS*... a little bit of everything.
- What do you mean by «salads»? I thought you said «steaks»
- Let's eat healthy today! Fruit, lettuce, tomato... - What?
- You've gotta be joking. - Yes, yes, yes... it's time to eat healthy.
- Shall we crush it? - C'mon!
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- The plates're over there. You can make your own salad or get a prepared one.
- Are you getting all at once? - I will eat that in no time.
- You're gonna eat more than the 3 of us. This could be a challenge: you against 3 people.
- I'm grabbing one. - No worries.
- Bread with cheese. Wow!
- Regular noodles.
- I used random sauces. Maybe this doesn't work. - I think that's yoghourt.
- The new cuisine. Jordi Cruz should be afraid of me.
- I've never seen such a disgusting thing in my life.
- I add mustard to everything, except my cereal.
- This works. Pumpkin with something. - The pumpkin salad is tasty but quite filling.
- I gambled it. I grabbed regular pumpkin salad and spicy one.
- But you drink coke zero, don't you? - I avoid as much shit as possible on the cheat days.
- It has sugar anyway. - No, no, no. Sugar is not listed.
- People drink diet coke because it's supposed to be healthier and it's even worse. It's shit.
- I agree. Water is the best option.
- It's better to reduce the amount but consume whole products. For instance, whole milk.
- People use diet products to mask an abusive consumption.
- I agree. That's what I do. Maybe you won't believe me but I drink *beep* cokes per day.
- Holy shit! You're addicted, man! - I know.
- This one doesn't work. I didn't think too much here. - Do you mean the yoghourt?
- Don't you like it? - The ingredients are good by themselves...
- Thank you. - Let's go!
- How many plates did he eat so far? - Holy shit! 6 plus 3... 9.
- Pumpkin.
- It looks like potato salad. It's good. - Tasty, tasty!
- You couldn't ask any more with 4 bucks. - There's some fruit and dessert too.
- The food is good but inexpensive. Otherwise they would lose money.
- They're losing money, dude. - Because of me?
- That's for sure.
- Maybe I make them lose money. This place is too cheap.
- But that's impossible in a 20 bucks buffet. You would have to eat 10 pounds of meat.
- It's impossible there.
- Spinach soup.
- If the owner watches you, he will close the restaurant.
- Nobody has ever told me not to return... with words.
- The owner will remember your face. There's no doubt about that.
- Do you want some water?
- I don't like water. Are you eating this, man? - You can take it.
- How long does it take to edit the video? 2 days? - The whole week.
- What about the videogame characters? - That's a lot a work.
[ 5 STAR JOKE ] DRAIN sounds similar to WORK in Spanish.
- I can't help it.
- I made this one better. A few more visits and I will make good salads.
- I think that's bad for Subway. If you make yourself a messy sandwich, maybe you won't return.
- The classic spaghetti sandwich. - Spaghetti sandwich?
- Are you ok now? Can you eat more?
- In fact, I will eat more. I feel like I had the first course.
- A cream made with... I dunno... a lot of bacon and a little bit of bread.
- Did they bring the bill? - They always bring it before, so there's no problem.
- If it was an insinuation, I didn't get it. I'm terrible with those things.
- We have an hour and a half, right? - An hour and a half? Holy shit!
- Maybe it's an hour and a quarter. - I didn't know it. I was taking it easy. Woah!
- I'll grab some dessert. Some mean people come to buffets. You can't let them be here for 2 hours.
- There's one hour limit in all the buffets in Thailand. That doesn't happen in Spain.
- We've got to grab desserts before they run out and make a pile on our table.
- I couldn't bring more because there was no empty plates.
- The dessets are tasty, man. - I've got this thing, which looks like kiwi.
- Maybe it's panna cotta. - Chocolate mousse and jellies.
- Shit!
- Sorry. I'm making you train legs today.
- I'm flipping out. He can cut the video or make tricks later... but now I'm watching it in live.
- I would be full only with the desserts he ate.
- There's no ice cream. - There's not. You don't want any fruit, do you?
- No fruit, man. I ate a whole watermelon and 2 pounds of strawberries yesterday.
- Will you calculate today's calories? - I think I'm at 4000 today.
- More. - 5000 max.
- It's not the same watching the video and watching it live. The video can be cut.
- Oh! Does it impress you? - Yeah, man!
- Really? Haha! - Bastard! I thought I ate a lot.
- I will leave because we've got an hour and a quarter. That's why I started eating dessert.
- Are you becoming full? - I feel like if someone offered me another piece of cake.
- Where do you live in Spain?
- From Valencia. People like this are always from Valencia.
- Whenever I watch a retard on a reality show, I can tell he's from Valencia. No doubt.
- Do you want anything? - I'm ok.
- It looks like a lot but it's just a spoonful. - They are very tasty.
- This is just a spoonful too.
- And these ones are a spoonful too.
- If someone asks, we'll say there was a communion here.
- So nice! - Fucking hell! That wall is cool.
- I hope I can finish it before they come. - I'm gonna take a pic. What a beast!
- Will you edit it later? Do you trim some parts? - If I upload a 1h video nobody will fucking watch it.
- Someone posted a video and many people said it was fake.
- I told them: No worries. If you don't believe it, you can invite me for dinner.
- How much money you make on YouTube? - Nothing!
- You must earn something. - The videos cost me money.
- Let's go before they kick us. - Ok, guys. See you next time!
- See you later, guys! Regards!
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