ANNOUNCER: AND NOW HIGH-FLYING
PRIVATE JET ADVENTURE,
STARRING -- NO, NO, YES, THAT
MISERABLE, NO GOOD PIECE OF
FESTERING MAGGOT CRAP LARRY
NASSAR.
>> THIS DISGUSTING, DISGRACED
DOCTOR GOT A RIDE ON A REALLY
FANCY PRIVATE JET TO A FEDERAL
MAXIMUM SECURITY PRISON.
ANNOUNCER: IN TUCSON, WHERE THE
CONVICTED CHILD MOLESTER WILL
MAKE A LOT OF FRIENDS AS HE
BEGINS ONE OF HIS MULTIPLE
SENTENCES.
BUT PRIVATE JET?
HARVEY: WHY CAN'T HE TAKE
SOUTHWEST?
>> YOU WANT TO SIT NEXT TO HIM?
>> THE ONLY WAY I WOULD BE OK
WITH HIM TAKING A FLIGHT ON
SOUTHWEST IS IF HE HAD THE
MIDDLE SEAT IN THE FAR BACK OF
THE PLANE.
ANNOUNCER: YEAH, NEXT TO JARED
FOGLE AFTER AFTER HE HAD A BIG
MEAL ON THE AND ON THE OTHER
SIDE, THE ROTTING CORPSE OF
CHARLES MANSON.
>> NO, I DON'T WANT HIM ON MY
PLANE.
HARVEY: YOU'RE OK SPENDING
$35,000 ON A PRIVATE JET?
I'M NOT.
ANNOUNCER: DUE TO SECURITY
REASONS, WE DO NOT SHARE METHODS
OF TRANSPORTATION.
ANNOUNCER: SOUNDS LIKE A FUN
GROUP.
>> YOU KNOW HOW THEY SHOULD HAVE
SHIPPED HIM?
GREYHOUND BUS.
>> YEAH!
>> AS A MATTER OF FACT, THE
GREYHOUND BUS TRIP IS A
SUFFICIENT DETERRENT FOR ANYONE
WHO MIGHT DO THAT.
>> I ONE TIME RODE A GREYHOUND
AND I HAD TO HOLD THIS BABY FOR
FOUR HOURS.
SHE TURNED TO ME AND SAID HOLD
THIS.
>> I BET YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE IS
HOLDING A CHILD.
>> THIS NASSAR THING, THE
WEATHER IN MICHIGAN WHEN HE WENT
TO GET ON THE PLANE WAS FREEZING
COLD AND THEY REFUSED TO GIVE
HIM A JACKET.
ANNOUNCER: HA, HA, HA.
ADIOS, SCUMBAG.
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