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♪ Yeah, trick 'em up, yeah
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♪ Yeah, trick 'em up ♪
- Thank you. - Yes.
- Oh, it's cookie season, huh?
Please tell me you guys haven't run out
of those caramel delights yet.
- No, we still got some.
We've got chocolate swirlies, marshmallow mints, uh,
walnut wafers, and ooey-gooey oatmeal chewies and...
we got that good shit.
- Is that what I think it is?
- I don't know. Is it?
- Well, I guess I could try some.
[sniffs] Damn, that really is that good shit.
Wait, what am I doing? I can't buy weed from a couple of kids,
that's crazy. - Wait, wait, wait, sir, sir.
What's your name? - My name's Mike.
- Okay, Mike, you seem like a reasonable guy, right?
Let's not think of this as buying weed, right?
Think of it as donating to a charitable foundation
that teaches young minds to support good salesmanship.
- Do your mothers know that you're doing this?
- Here you go, sweetie.
I was able to move a ton product at my job.
- Looking a little short here, Debbie.
Where's the rest of it?
- Okay, well, sweetheart, I just did--
- Okay, I don't wanna hear that sweetheart shit, okay?
Do you think that the guys in the suits at your job
want that regular old crusty-butt girl troop cookies?
[bleep] no. They want that good shit.
- Take it easy, it's your mom. [laughs]
- Oh, take it easy on my mom.
Okay? Who are you?
- Wait, wait. - Back up.
Beep. Beep.
- Mike, was it?
We're not gonna be taking it easy on anybody.
Do you think those little pricks
over at Troop 207 are taking it easy?
We gotta move 100 boxes by Friday,
and we still sitting at 23, fool!
- One oh oh!
- Alright, everybody, let's just calm down.
Girls, I'm sure our customer Mike is a good guy,
and didn't mean any disrespect.
And, Mike, if payment is an issue, then I'm sure
the girls would be happy to set up a payment plan
just as long as you pay on time.
- Okay, I don't know how I feel about this whole thing.
It's getting weird.
- Wait, you're not one of those
little tattletale-telling snitches, are you?
- No, I'm not a snitch! No!
I'm personally very uncomfortable
with this whole operation.
- Oh, personally uncomfortable. - Yes.
- It's a comfort issue, I'm sure Duty Deb here could take you
around back and make you feel a lot more comfortable.
- No, not again.
- Wait, did you just try to ho out your own mom
to try to sell some pot cookies?
- Did you call my mom a ho?
- I said you were trying to bring her out back!
- You should just buy cookies because you disrespected Debbie.
- I don't even know how to look at you right now.
- Debbie, you don't have to do this, okay?
This is not-- - Mike, please,
just buy some cookies. - You have a choice here!
You have a choice! You do not--you do not--
Okay, I will, but know that I'm doing this for you, Debbie,
not for the Scarface Sisters over here.
- Yes. - Another one.
Whoop, whoop, whoo!
- And Debbie up top! - Mom!
- Sorry.
- God, you're so embarrassing.
Get around back now!
- We are making money.
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