(announcer) Live from the United States!
Gorgeous women from all over compete for the title...
Lady USA!
I'm Shelby Siclari, and tonight,
my crown is your crown,
but, who is it going to?
Billie Nardone, 24,
only wears yellow, USA!
Vanessa Fairbank, 28,
pretends to be a teacher, USA!
Shannon Renée Boone, 27,
IBS survivor, USA!
Kerri Frasier, 20,
loves chicken parm, USA!
Miniature head, USA!
♪♪
Dana Moretti, 26,
tenders, fingers, and nuggets, USA!
Peyton Moore, 23,
believes in Santa, USA!
Flavia Maldoon, 19,
powered by windmills, USA!
Whitney Hogan, 24,
#awareness, USA!
♪♪
Brianna Cooley, 26,
poops from the front, USA!
Crystal Garcia, 20,
remind me to murder you, USA!
Jessica Ramos, 26,
try my own sailboat, USA!
Courtney Schaffer, 21,
loves me some techno, USA!
♪ I am the rebel girl I go against the world ♪
Yeahhhhhh!
♪ I don't care I don't mind ♪
♪ I'm not you this ain't your life ♪
♪♪
Caroline Shitstain, 22,
not changing my name, USA!
Camille Fahr, 28,
invented the peanut butter chair, USA!
Macy Hagar, 20,
shot the last bald eagle, USA!
Jackie Russo, 25,
likes to watch DVDs, USA!
April Navarro, 26,
born with four legs, USA!
♪♪
Bridgette Palmer, 23, BYOB, USA!
Reiley Stern, 25, Hibachi expert, USA!
Poojah Basudi, 27, Hibachi expert, USA!
Treasure Cabral, 26, also a Hibachi expert, USA!
Nicole Egg, 28--
(test signal screeching) USA!
♪♪
Gorgeously.
Empowering.
Empowering.
♪♪
(grumbling)








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