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'Haha haha, the Mummy walks'

Welcome back to my Dark Corner of this Sick World

'Mummy...'

You know those shots that look good in your head and then you try to film them

This is Time Waster

sorry, Walker, a dreary name for a film that ought to be called Alien Mummy on Campus!

'What have I got that can compete with that?'

In a sequence that was apparently too expensive to actually film

'What is that?'

'Earthquake'

a wall falls down in King Tutankamen's tomb....

'Unbelievable.'

revealing a previously undiscovered chamber containing a sarcophagus and some dead folk

Naturally the Egyptians have no right to their own archaeology

and it ends up where a discovery of this magnitude belongs

some pissy little college where students can destroy it.

'You've been x-raying the raying the mummy with 10x the normal dose'

Hopefully their lecturer at least knows what he's talking about

'Which means the fella inside hasn't seen the light of day in approximately 2000 years'

other than thinking Tutankamen died 2000 years ago

'this may make him seem rather unattractive, but please remember he's been in there for 3000 years'

Still over 300 years out, but he's getting nearer.

But there's something mysterious about this sarcophagus

How did no one notice this earlier

'Probably a hidden compartment'

Hidden?! There's a drawer in the side!

'What's that green stuff? Mould?'

I don't know. Why not poke it and find out?

But this is small news compared to what happens next

The Mummy has gone, leaving the sarcophagus

'Empty?'

'As a tomb'

Tombs aren't empty, they're pretty much defined by their contents.

'I'd have to agree with that'

Now the Mummy goes on the rampage

to get his jewellery back.

Hmm. Jedi Mummy this is.

'i swear you are such a dork sometimes.'

This is where the whole Mummy on campus thing ought to come good; we've got frat parties

that end in death

'Hey!'

make out sessions...

that end in death.

We've got a crusty dean

'I am going to close every frat house and search every room on campus'

The mummy even recreates a scene from Animal House!

while floating!

I wish I could say this represents the tone of the movie, but mostly it's dead serious,

'I'm sorry professor but with all due respect, we've got to have some basis in fact'

No, you don't - you've got a flying killer alien Mummy with jedi powers and a torch in his chest

have some fun with it!

'It's an unbelievable concept!'

It really is. I said earlier this should have been called Alien Mummy on Campus,

I was wrong, it should have been Alien Mummy on campus

'Meaning?'

I don't say this often, but this film isn't trashy enough. The opportunity for trash was there,

but they decided that a story about a Alien mummy stalking coeds deserved to be taken seriously

'No I don't think that scenario's going to hold water, Bruce'

The tone of the film is all over the shop

On the one hand it wants to be serious

'What a dismal thought'

on the other

'My brother used to build radios and I think he had diagrams lying around looked like that.'

Yes I'm sure a 3000 year old alien's circuit diagrams look just like your brother's crystal set

'I mean he couldn't have been building radios in ancient egypt'

You can have a film with peeping Mummies who open a branch of radio shack in the valley of the Kings,

but you can't then go all serious

'Maybe there's some way of turning this whole thing around'

Particularly at the end

When someone tries to hurt the alien, we get this dramatic bullet blocking dive.

'Shoot it!'

'Noooooooo!'

Did I say dramatic?

All very Close Encounters of the 3rd Dynasty,

but when ET went home he didn't leave behind two corpses and a man with an amputated hand.

'We look ridiculous'

Still, it does at least finish on a joke.

No.

'Absolutely not!'

But a remake is definitely overdue!

Thanks for watching, if you want to see how a mummy based comedy should be done...

Then check out my book The Mummy's Quest - available to download or as a Paperback on Amazon

Links in the description below

So long Parker

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VLOG Fighting hunger in Atlantic City - Duration: 10:26.

I am on my way to Atlantic City

Today is, I actually don't even know what day it is

But anyway, I won't have time to film today, but did want to bring you guys along

To see what it was like

to host a food bank for

Community residents, I'm part of Friends in Action Incorporated. Which is a not-for-profit here in New Jersey and

other states as well, but we're mostly active here, and so what we do is

We host events and have giveaways for community residents

Mostly the poor or the working poor, to give you an example

Last year we gave away something... somewhere around 5,000 book bags to poor kids

for the

2016 school year

We gave away several thousand turkeys for Thanksgiving, thousands of toys

to children

at Christmas time

So Far this year we hosted an Easter egg hunt. I'll try to throw up some photos and videos if I can find them

But I thought to bring you guys long today to see what it was like. I won't have time to film today

But I do have footage from a few months ago, so I'm gonna throw that up so if I'm wearing something different. I didn't change

It's just from a different day so anyways. I hope you guys appreciate the

ride-along and

if you have any questions or any comments feel free to leave it below

Hi guys, so I'm here I am at the Stanley Holmes

Village extension read out there I don't know if you can read that out here

Anyway, this is where we host our monthly Food Bank first Friday of every month

I'm the first one here apparently because none of our other volunteers are here and neither is any truck with our food, so

Also, the weather. It's kind of crappy, which sucks because

That means we're not gonna have to be turn out. There's literally no one here yet usually there's a line going around this entire building

And also, it sucks because that means we've got to drive all over the city trying to donate this food to everybody

Because whatever we don't give away to local residents we have to drive to various restaurants we deliver to and

Social services and various building depending what we get so it's a huge pain

You know when when there's a big turnout here. We usually

don't have anything left over which is great and

but otherwise you know I

Can be here... I've left here one time I think it's six o'clock at night, so think of that from 6 a.m.

6 p.m.. It's 12 hours a day which obviously isn't good for me

So there's weather's not helping us today. I was hoping to show you big crowds which normally have

Anyway, we'll see what happens

So we're first setting up our morning food bank

As we do each and every first Friday of the a month helping the public

with various produce like fruits vegetables bread, I'm like hey

So first Friday of every month one of the first things that Friends In Action does we get up in the morning and by 10 o'clock

doors open up

so we can be ready by 8, 8 or 9 and we get set setting up..

As is they're late this morning, but they've been here first Friday of the month. Thanks Stanley Homes

The Center, thanks to the council people for you know

Trying to organize it and Friends in Action and all of its volunteers for being a part of it to watch us give food away

Alright, so Anthony is the president of Friends in Action as you an see on his jacket

... Good Morning Gabe ... doing what we do best for the community putting everything together

All right so the truck just got here

Doing good

Andrew, how many more pallets we got

Um, we Have one, two

three.

Nothing weird right?

eggs bananas and milk.

Oh that's our first, eggs?

Let me know when you need a hand with anything.

Sure thing!

What? Who's getting paid? I wanna get paid.

Hey everybody! Good Morning, Good Morning!

Peace, Hi!

Alright so we're just about wrapping up here we did pretty well considering the weather although

loaded up with all kinds of things to donate

Everything left is gonna. Go to local charities nonprofits and the welfare office and

Let me show you how well we did

So as you can see there is almost nothing left

Which is great because that means don't have to make deliveries or at least any more deliveries

So this is a Lexus ct200h

It's effectively a glorified Prius and as you can see I use it as a pickup truck

I've got

Almost a thousand eggs in here hundreds of bananas

bagels

salad all kinds of stuff to be delivered and

It's the last leg of I guess my trip for the food bank day, again we do this first Friday of every month

I'm just waiting for Anthony

Anytime we drop this stuff off

and

That's that. :)

Hi guys, this is Nikki and this is Gabe. Thanks for watching our video if you like our video

Please hit that like button, comment and subscribe. Thank you <3

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How to Onboard Clients for Success and Efficiency - Duration: 1:27.

- I kind of have the best job because I get to be

an entrepreneur in everybody else's business.

I'm Karine Woodman and I'm the Owner of 24hr Bookkeeper.

We're located in small-town USA, Hibbing, Minnesota.

And we service clients all over the nation.

So when we work with new clients,

I'd say we're extremely structured.

So we don't start anything without having a plan in place.

And we're very specific, so the client knows what

the expectation is and we know what the expectation is.

Because we do that, we actually can take on more clients,

because we're very specific and scheduled.

Did you get the email that I sent you

about the tentative schedule for Thursday?

We try to train our clients to work efficiently with us

and it falls into different areas.

So it's efficiency in the way they provide us information,

it's efficiency in the way they do their business,

provides efficiency in the collaboration

of working together and just

the overall process of having a business.

We don't want to just keep fixing the problem,

over and over and over again.

If we see a problem, we will bring it to

the client's attention that this area needs to improve

or it needs to get better, so we teach them.

If my client doesn't need me, to me,

that's a definition of success.

That means I've put the right systems in place,

where they can focus where they need to focus.

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How 24hr Bookkeeper Became a Firm of the Future - Duration: 1:41.

- I'm Karine Woodman,

and I'm the owner of 24hr Bookkeeper.

We're located in small-town USA,

Hibbing, Minnesota,

and we service clients all over the nation.

So we are a cloud-based firm, and we provide bookkeeping,

payroll, QuickBooks services,

and third-party integration for construction companies,

and we don't service clients

if they're not on QuickBooks Online.

This is the new projects. This is everything.

So when I started my practice,

we were servicing clients with QuickBooks Desktop.

It's just more difficult. It's harder.

We're a little bit more stressed out about it

because there's some restrictions

within the software remotely,

and then once I learned more about QuickBooks Online

and QuickBooks Online Accountant,

it was a no-brainer

because we have all these extra tools.

We can move transactions around,

you can toggle back and forth between clients,

I can manage my clients

through subscriptions through QBOA,

and it's all within the online software.

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So we work with clients that are local,

and we also have clients that are nationwide,

and those that are not local,

we actually work with them via video screen sharing,

just as if we were side by side with them.

Knowing the software does a lot of things for me.

We understand the output

of the information that we're putting in there,

and that's the value of being an expert.

We really have the opportunity

to create what we want

and work with the clients that we want

and the clients that want to work with us,

so I feel like we're kind of lucky.

It's exciting what we do.

We really get to create the future that we want,

and that's because of the tools that are available

and just being strictly cloud-based.