Can you say why America is the greatest country in the world?
Why is…It's not the greatest country in the world, professor. That's my answer.
If liberals are so f**king smart, how come they lose so goddamn always? Hey!
And with a straight face, you're gonna tell students that America is so star-spangled
awesome that we're the only ones in the world who have freedom?
Canada has freedom.
Japan has freedom.
The UK, France, Italy, Germany, Spain, Australia, Belgium has freedom!
So, 207 sovereign states in the world, like 180 of them have freedom.
All right.
And yeah, you…
sorority girl.
Just in case you accidentally wander into a voting booth one day, there's some things
you should know.
One of them is: there's absolutely no evidence to support the statement that we're the
greatest country in the world.
We're 7th in literacy, 27th in math, 22nd in science, 49th in life expectancy, 178th
in infant mortality, 3rd in median household income, number 4 in labor force and number
4 in exports.
We lead the world in only three categories: number of incarcerated citizens per capita,
number of adults who believe angels are real and defense spending, where we spend more
than the next 26 countries combined, 25 of whom are allies.
…so when you ask what makes us the greatest country in the world, I don't know what
the f**k you're talking about!
It sure used to be.
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